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"Micah R. Maloney (M.R. Grinmore)"
# Statistics
Favourites: 483; Deviations: 541; Watchers: 99
Watching: 3609; Pageviews: 28730; Comments Made: 5340; Friends: 3609
# Comments
Comments: 3397
Thanks for the llama
I had a llama once. His name was Kevin, but for reasons I will never understand, he would only answer to Albert. After hours of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally parted ways over the subject of spitting. He seemed to feel as though I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, if it weren't for the overly competitive nature of llamas in general. Endless stench competitions, numerous belching contests, and one afternoon spent figuring out which one was hairier, it became obvious that that Kevin just couldn’t take losing. So he snuck out, taking with him a doomed friendship, a dreadfully optimistic vision for the future, and my bloody toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ . I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…
But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch.
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival. 
On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles . (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)
So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.
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Heh. That was one of the most amusing responses to a devwatch I've ever seen, let alone received. Definitely entertained and interested to see more from your gallery and overall commentary on dA.
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Well, thanks. I've got so much crazy going on, it tends to leak out.
And I'm glad you've come along for the ride.
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Thank you so very much for the watch! Much appreciated.
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Hey ! Thanx a lot for the watch !
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Hey yo! You got an interesting profile man! Have a lovely day.
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Thank you so much for the watch, its really appreciated
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