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"Part-time scribbler"
# Statistics
Favourites: 1711; Deviations: 13; Watchers: 12
Watching: 71; Pageviews: 9648; Comments Made: 1222; Friends: 71
# Comments
Comments: 380
Haha, you're a witty one, aren't you?
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Depends on who you ask xD
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Maybe you should ask them, then...
Turns out the word Horder exists xD www.urbandictionary.com/define…
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I was expecting it to exist.
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Oh, lucky you, it does
It kind of goes against the purpose of this account, though xD
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You'll get the right name one day, I'm sure.
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One day... I hope so
Also hope that no one gets the name meanwhile xD
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Well, I guess you're a girl. Go, open a donation pool on your profile and state that you're a poor girl and you need the points. You're gonna have a CM soon and then you can change your name, you'll see. xD
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That sounds borderline extortion xD Or leeching...
I'll find a way to get a CM even though I'm such a poor girl
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Well, that's how it works. And I haven't even been talking about a cute face or boobs. xD
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Oh, I can't use those either... it's an unfair advantage xD
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Unfair? Why? It's the INTERNET!
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Because not everyone has boobs to show off xD
I also don't wish to traumatize little kids
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Well, I guess you wouldn't have to put them directly into their faces. xD
And hey, it's only fair to use your, er, natural resources in a world full of stupid men who get better wages.
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On the other hand, it would be nice for them to know girls have stuff like hair, and pimples, and so long xD
I prefer to use my natural superior intellect (oh, the modesty!)
Do I... do I sense a hint of feminism in your words?
(oh boy, don't get me started on those matters...)
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What, girls have hair? No way! xD
So, does your superior intellect bring you money?
Feminism? Is that an illness? I'm a guy, how can I be a feminist!
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It's true! iiiiit's hair up here, and hair down there, hair everywhere. HAIR, HAIR!
Erm...no I have to finish this #&%* thesis first. Then it will... I hope xD
It's a most serious condition. Chronic feminism, when left untreated, can cause extreme sexism and even cerebral death. But since you're a guy, you probably don't have to worry about it xD
Maybe we should just call it Equalitism, even if it sounds like it's some weird cult
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Have you ever thought about singing in a musical?
So, you're working on your master's thesis? What's it about? Contra-feminism? xD
Equal rights sounds quite fine, I think. I can't stand those hardcore feminists and gender-maniacs, like any extremists at all.
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I had, indeed. It would be great to completely ruin whichever theater held our performance
The metaphysics of procrastination xD
EQUAL RIGHTS FOR EVERYONE!
Gha, me neither, they make the rest of us look bad -.- luckily, they're a minority (I think...I hope xD)
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Well, it didn't sound thaaat bad. Online. As a text.
Metaphysics? So, you're a philosopher?
They're a minority that gets way too much attention. Especially here and in Germany.
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Luckily, you'll never have to hear my butiful singing voice xD
Ah ha, maybe in the shower. No I just made that up, my actual thesis is faaaaar less interesting
Nooo, giving them attention is the worst! I heard they're quite abundant in the states too. Fortunately, I'm blessed enough to have never met any in person. Unfortunately, I can't say the same about machista girls -.-
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You should record a song for me. xD
Or at least your shower philosophy!
Machista? What's that?
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I'll spare you the pain... unless you want to torture someone, in which case I'm more than glad to help
I become the best of myself in the shower. A great thinker, awesome musician, extraordinaire director, brilliant novelist, and of course, a gifted water bender...
I suppose it's the opposite of a "feminazi"... wait, isn't that the word? Did google translator failed me?? Because the other option was male chauvinist, and that didn't sound very well xD
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I'll come back to you for that, if I have a person to torture, mmkay?
Philosopher, artist and elemental sorceress, alright. You forgot the sexy mermaid. xD
Wait, a machista is just what we call a macho? I'd say that it's very similar to a chauvinist. And yeah, feminazi, I've heard that term, too...
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Sure, feel free to ask
Nooo, for that I need to fill the tub, and that's a waste of water...
I'm not sure, can you say a girl is a macho? For example, I once heard from a girl all I needed to do in order to fix my life was find a man. Apart from idiot, I think I can call her machista, but calling her macho sounds weird xD
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It's Monday. Today there are several people on my death list. You've got a lot of work to do. xD
Well, you don't have to swim. I've heard that mermaids are more like Amphibians. They spend most on their time sunbathing.
Why does the life of a shower artist and witch need to be fixed anyway?
Maybe, macho is just the male form and machista is the female word for it!
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Hey, hey, I said torture, not kill
I don't have a sun in the bathroom either...
Ugh, because of my nemesis. Chronos and housework
I honestly have no idea xD But today I found out I've been pronouncing that word wrong for a long time xD
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But torture is so... bad... I only want them to die. Now. Fast.
You're getting that mermaid picture the worng way. I think they don't need sun, water or anything at all. It's just there when they are.
Chronos? That old guy who invented alarm clocks? And fuck housework. Really. Fuck it. Nobody wants to do that. *stares at his bathroom*
How do you pronounce it anyway? xD
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I'm afraid not even my voice is enough to kill people instantly...
Uhm, then I guess I'm no mermaid at all. But I'll ask if you're right next time I encounter one.
Alarm clocks weren't even the worst he's done to me. I would tell you the terrible stories of his tyrant rule over my life, but...I wouldn't have enough time.
Duude (erm, can I dude you?), just close the door and it will be clean until you open it again xD
You have to read the "ch" like it's a "k". And it sounds bad, I like my version better
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That's sad, I was already framing that image...
Take yourself time. I'll await your stories in volumes.
Of course you can! In fact, I was called "The Dude" for some time... A while ago.
"Mako"? Sounds like an ape or Japanese food. Well, maybe a gorilla's not too far away from the topic.
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But that would be evidence of the crimes!
Uhm, I need to think about the story telling... choose the type of narrator, decide the order of the events, do the psychological analysis of the characters, and so forth... it may take longer than expected. But I think I'll start somewhere in the middle, with a chapter dedicated to all the crippled hobbies that were never given a chance to thrive
Ah ha, did you get your rug back?
OH GOD, I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE. The more I look it up the more confused I get... I heard the word machista in a documentary, but none of the so-called credible resources (read Cambridge and Oxford dictionaries online) have the word in them. And turns out macho is pronounced the way we've always been pronouncing it xD
I give up on the correct terms, ape seems like a fit description. I shall use that word from now on.
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Evidence? Crime? Wait, what are we talking about? xD
Crippled hobbies? Oh my gosh, I've just read crippled HOBBITS! That would be awful. So why did you let Chronos damage your hobbies? Or is it your master's? Or is Chronos your master?
My old Ikea rug is just fine, thanks. Nobody wanted to take it away.
Forget old Oxford, Urban Dictionnary is the thing! Anyway, I can only find "Macho" and "Machismo" in German dics, but I have found "le machiste" (!) in a French one, meaning Chauvinist, so... I'm pretty sure that you can use machista in Spanish, Portuguese or wherever it comes from. Maybe it has already found its way into American English slangs through Latinos using it...
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(The torture and the killing)
Well, they're kinda crippled, with the big feet and general short...ness...
Chronos is a despotic king that rules all our lives with a grip of iron. I tried to go against his rule and start as many hobbies as possible, but he shattered my dreams and punished me with eternal lack of free time. Also with never being able to master any of the hobbies xD
I would watch my back, no one can tell when they'll come for that fine rug.
Ugh, I don't want my country to be responsible for the concept that word represents...so the Spanish did it. It's definitely a Spanish word
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Oh, and I thought, it was about you as a mermaid. Now it makes sense. xD
Eternal lack of free time? Now, THAT is punishment! You should get a Greel lawyer to do something against it. I already feel guilty for stealing your last bit of free time. xD
I'd give that ugly rug away anytime. For free. And then I'll get a new and pretty one.
Spanish, huh? I have no idea. My Spanish is as worse as my Portuguese. Btw, my Italian dictionnary says there's a "maschilista"... And it seems like all of those words come from from Latin "masculine". Hey, you're right! Google Translator says it's Spanish and not Portuguese!
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ooohhh... well, you can't picture me as a mermaid either... you don't know how I look like xD
I know! Such cruelness I can't, I don't want to get anyone else on his bad side... Don't feel too bad, at least it was well spent
But theeeen they would steal your pretty rug. Better stick with the old ugly one...
Ah, so the Italians are to blame! Yes, google translator is universally known for its accurate information
You speak italian?
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Thank you for the second fave and the watch too
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You welcome
I liked your furry people xD
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I'm glad you like them, it's my favourite thing to draw 
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Sure, I'll send you one right away
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