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# Comments
Comments: 1046
slickcoolbuizle In reply to ??? [2012-09-23 06:30:39 +0000 UTC]
XDD of course we need a dimond spade and club XDDDD
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slickcoolbuizle In reply to zendevil [2012-09-23 19:41:22 +0000 UTC]
yep so we need to find 3 people for the spade dimond and club XD
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zendevil In reply to slickcoolbuizle [2012-09-24 00:06:09 +0000 UTC]
oh lol ill ask mah freeinds lol
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zendevil In reply to windy-weather [2012-09-17 16:48:20 +0000 UTC]
lolol oh god dude XD
good my precious
good
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zendevil In reply to zoura62000 [2012-09-17 01:39:55 +0000 UTC]
park bench
10 o'clock
aww yeah
we gon' do it man
we gon' make some shiz happen
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zoura62000 In reply to zendevil [2012-09-17 05:22:38 +0000 UTC]
lets make an insta baby and name him CHESTVAGINA and his middle name can be BOOBJELLY and his last name will be COCKTOES
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zendevil In reply to zoura62000 [2012-09-17 16:46:27 +0000 UTC]
most
beautiful
name
in the history
of mankind
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zoura62000 In reply to zendevil [2012-09-17 16:55:29 +0000 UTC]
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zendevil In reply to zoura62000 [2012-09-17 17:51:50 +0000 UTC]
most very smashing my dear sir
i say i say
i declare that in all of the country of america,
all women shall be named, woman dick
and all men shall be named mangina
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zoura62000 In reply to zendevil [2012-09-17 18:05:50 +0000 UTC]
exactly dear sir. this society is filled with idiotic morons who simply do not know what to name their children. now sir would you like to make sweet love?
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zoura62000 In reply to zendevil [2012-09-17 23:21:32 +0000 UTC]
oooohhhhh that feels soooo goood mmmm ahhhhh mmmmm nnnnn ahhh o-oh yea
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zendevil In reply to zoura62000 [2012-09-18 01:03:19 +0000 UTC]
hehe chu liek dat baby?
WELL THEN HAVE SOME MORE....
broccoli, its good for you
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zoura62000 In reply to zendevil [2012-09-18 22:21:24 +0000 UTC]
XD yes ohhh yes that broccoli is sooo good mmmmm yes
and you pervs thought that we were doing something dirty you nasty perverts
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zendevil In reply to zoura62000 [2012-09-19 01:52:47 +0000 UTC]
ikr
people with their sick minds nowadays
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zoura62000 In reply to zendevil [2012-09-19 21:02:17 +0000 UTC]
god like did they really think that i was going to fuck you. nasty ass people! i am truly disgusted. a true gentleman or lady that has commonsense and a proper mangina would never fuck a lady or man in the ass on the first date. you are suppose to them in the vagina first. then when you hit second base then you can fuck them in the ass. LIKE A SIR!
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zendevil In reply to zoura62000 [2012-09-19 22:14:36 +0000 UTC]
quite right! i say!
i say! i shall recite the rules of SIRDOM to those ignorant hornswaggling nincompoopical mcnanneries!!
Rules of sirdom:
1. A proper sir with a proper mangina equipped shall not have anal intercourse without hitting second base like a sir.
2. A proper sir shall never assume that two proper sirs conversing about the beauty of broccoli are conversing about intercourse, or else they shall be banished to the tower of NONSIRS
3. A proper sir doesnt eat "mayonnaise". Mayonnaise is fattening and disgusting and IMPROPER. A proper sir shall eat broccoli.
No fucking questions asked. Pardon my language, I meant to say, you mcnannyfiddles will not query me for that shall not be tolerated.
4. A proper sir shall say "like a sir" after they do something of proper sirdom. Any objectors shall be banned to the tower of NONSIRS.
5. A proper sir is a proper sir no matter what nonsirs say.
The end. The motherfucking end.
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zoura62000 In reply to zendevil [2012-09-19 22:23:33 +0000 UTC]
Yes sir that was amazing if I do say so my self. SMASHING! These NONSIRS need to learn how to become a sir like you and I sir.
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zoura62000 In reply to zendevil [2012-09-20 22:09:29 +0000 UTC]
now sir would you like to stroke my sir mustache? in a sirly manner of course
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zendevil In reply to zoura62000 [2012-09-20 22:22:20 +0000 UTC]
is it a sirly handlebar moustache?
or is it an unsirly biker stache =A=
because that would NOT be sirly
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zoura62000 In reply to zendevil [2012-09-20 23:35:30 +0000 UTC]
my good sir it is a sirly handlebar mustache i am NOT a nonsir my good sir so i only have a sirly handlebar mustache
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zendevil In reply to zoura62000 [2012-09-21 22:40:25 +0000 UTC]
Good good!
i shall carry on in stroking the beauty and pure essence of your amazing handlebar moustache *stroke stroke* I say! how delightful!
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zoura62000 In reply to zendevil [2012-09-22 00:08:27 +0000 UTC]
yes sir, i have beeen growing it out in a sirly manner for a few months now. it is quite lovely no?
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zendevil In reply to zoura62000 [2012-09-22 00:13:29 +0000 UTC]
lovely it is my good squire, lovely it is
and i have one too
*grows a moustache*
see? ouo
yes yes
a sirly moustache it is =w=
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zoura62000 In reply to zendevil [2012-09-22 00:16:07 +0000 UTC]
that is a beautiful mustache me dear sir. quite beautiful in deed
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zendevil In reply to zoura62000 [2012-09-23 03:30:29 +0000 UTC]
i say i agree!
well well my good chap lets go to bed
together
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zoura62000 In reply to zendevil [2012-09-23 06:32:09 +0000 UTC]
yes i have been preparing tomfoolery for all of my sirly life
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zendevil In reply to zoura62000 [2012-09-23 19:09:27 +0000 UTC]
oh YES SIR tomfoolery
tomfoolery
indeed.
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zoura62000 In reply to zendevil [2012-09-29 02:42:01 +0000 UTC]
*proceeds to kiss you in a sirly manner*
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zoura62000 In reply to zendevil [2012-09-29 03:04:32 +0000 UTC]
I BET THAT YOU CANT GIVE ME A SIRLY WOMAN BONER
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zendevil In reply to zoura62000 [2012-09-29 03:05:59 +0000 UTC]
OH YESSSS SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR hnnng
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zendevil In reply to II2DII [2012-09-16 22:26:44 +0000 UTC]
omg your welcome!
your cosplays are amazing *w*
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II2DII In reply to zendevil [2012-09-16 22:40:26 +0000 UTC]
D'AAAAAAAAAAWWWWHHHHH thank you! ;A; <33333333333333333333
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zendevil In reply to NAN-EE [2012-09-16 03:43:28 +0000 UTC]
ahh ur so welcome ;w;
chu ish so amazingicles and awesomerifficlistic <3
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