Sceyef [2019-04-08 20:03:55 +0000 UTC]

+1

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MilkyWayToHeaven [2017-09-24 20:45:17 +0000 UTC]

He tip toed to her window through the cold night air, reeking of fossil fuel and barbecue potato chips. The root beer on his breath tasted stagnate, like chewed dried turds laced with stale peppermint. He could smell the shit in the distance. He could see jesus dry humping the virgin mary. The Toaster strudel long expired. It was just a matter of time before the sun rose, exposing his robust genitals and the rustic pubic hair surrounding them. He wrapped on the glass gently. A light flickered from inside. She came to the window; wearing only an over sized pair of men's department store, velcro shoes. The kind retards wear. She quietly opened the window as to not wake her pet iguana. "I suppose you know why I'm here?", he whispered. "You're too Late", she responded. "I've already eaten the last of demons kite string, I'll be shitting floss nuggets for months." - "It matters no longer, my love", the choked, fighting back tears. "For tonight I piss blood and gargle root beer. Satan is among us, child." Her eyes widened. Then nervously searched the horizon. Nothing. "I see him not, trespasser. Be gone from my gaze before daybreak is upon us", she ordered while closing the window. His hand reached out stopping her. "WAIT..", he smirked. "Have you played Atari today?" Her breasts deflated with a force of air so violent the window shattered. Bits of glass went everywhere as her velcro shoes began unfastening and refastening themselves frantically. The framed picture of jesus above her bed began sobbing and going bald. His hair falling in tufts on the pillow below. The same pillow she had once believed the tooth fairy left her quarters. The smell of smegma filled the air. She fainted as he retreated into the night, known only as The Butthole-kisser

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McDoog [2014-03-25 13:09:32 +0000 UTC]

Awesome art dude.

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kowsk [2014-02-05 17:30:24 +0000 UTC]

nigga you based as fuck

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antronq [2013-09-18 03:21:59 +0000 UTC]

you're great dude keep posting

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puffbunny [2013-07-24 20:21:20 +0000 UTC]

hilarious bro

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NozeDive [2013-03-25 16:30:36 +0000 UTC]

MOAR!

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MikeDoscher [2012-08-21 03:08:14 +0000 UTC]

I would pay to see more.

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Tintinytdj [2012-08-02 21:25:42 +0000 UTC]

DONUT STEEL

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captain-niggertits [2012-08-01 20:38:49 +0000 UTC]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MOAR

also any chance of oprah winfrey?

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MrChriddof [2012-03-29 21:54:38 +0000 UTC]

Please, there has to be more

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BrightRaven0 [2012-03-08 14:40:25 +0000 UTC]

7/7

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Ignatius-J-Reilly [2011-10-21 03:42:28 +0000 UTC]

more

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novoxide [2011-07-29 07:59:05 +0000 UTC]

I like how apparently you submitted these for a design class of yours -- and the instructor doesn't think they are funny or good?

Clearly that person is not a man of humor. I want to see more. 20/20

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BlinxKitteh [2011-04-29 00:27:24 +0000 UTC]

...And your comment box is completely empty...how? Some real gems you got here.
Keep it up...trash those tech mavens with abandon.

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