CaptainVeemon [2012-07-16 23:25:46 +0000 UTC]

Sorry for the chainfail I posted below, chainfail is fake and gay. Please ignore it and do not repost.

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Battledroidunit047 [2012-01-23 02:47:33 +0000 UTC]

Remember when I ran away, and you got on your knees and begged me not to leave because you go berserk?

Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse, and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.
And...
They're coming to take me away!
HA-HA!
They're coming to take me away!
HO-HO!
HEE-HEE! HA-HA! TO THE FUNNY FARM, WHERE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL ALL THE TIME AND I'LL BE HAPPY TO SEE THOSE NICE YOUNG MEN IN THEIR CLEAN WHITE COATS AND THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA-HA!!!!
You thought it was a joke, and so you laughed. You LAUGHED when I said losing you would make me flip my lid.
Right?

It's true. I laughed. You heard me laugh. And then I left you because I already knew that you are utterly mad.
And...
I'm happy they took you away!
HA-HA!
I'm happy they took you away!
HO-HO!
HEE-HEE! HA-HA! TO THE HAPPY HOME, WITH TREES AND FLOWERS AND CHIRPING BIRDS AND BASKET WEAVERS WHO SIT AND SMILE AND TWITTLE THEIR THUMBS AND TOES AND I'M HAPPY THEY TOOK YOU AWAY HA-HA!!!!

I cooked your food. I cleaned your house. And THIS is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.
HUH?!

You BURNT my food. You WRECKED my house. And this is how I pay you back for all your CRUEL UNLOVING SELFISH deeds.
*sticks out tongue*

Well just you wait. They'll find you yet! AND WHEN THEY DO THEY'LL PUT YOU IN THE SPCA! *dog barking*

AND...

They're coming to take me away!
HA-HA!

I'm happy they took you away!
HO-HO!
HEE-HEE! HA-HA! TO THE FUNNY FARM, WHERE LIFE'S HYSTERICAL ALL THE TIME AND YOU'LL BE SORRY I SENT-

-THOSE NICE YOUNG MEN IN THEIR CLEAN WHITE COATS AND THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME-

-AWAY HA-HA!!!! TO THE HAPPY HOME, WITH TREES AND FLOWERS AND-

-CHIRPING BIRDS AND BASKET WEAVERS WHO SIT AND SMILE AND TWITTLE THEIR THUMBS AND TOES-

-AND I'M HAPPY THEY TOOK YOU-

-AWAY HA-HA!!!! TO THE FUNNY FARM WHERE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL ALL THE TIME AND I'LL BE HAPPY TO SEE-

-THOSE NICE YOUNG MEN IN THEIR CLEAN WHITE COATS AND I'M HAPPY THEY TOOK YOU AWAY HA-HA!!!!

To the rubber room
With fleas and towers and burping nerds
And pimple poppers who sweat and sneer
And squiggle and squeeze and squirt
And they're coming to get me again, HA-HA!!!!
To the looney bin
Where life was ludicrous all the time
And I´m just crazy about
Those big strong goons
With their clean white nets
'Cause they're coming to get me again, HA-HA!!!!
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers...
To the funny farm
Where life was beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy...
OOOHHH, NNNNOOOO!!!!!

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PKMNTrainerJeff [2011-12-16 03:19:58 +0000 UTC]

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CaptainVeemon [2011-11-14 22:09:34 +0000 UTC]

You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?

CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.

CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.

CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED

We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.

1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary

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LunaticStar [2010-01-01 10:27:10 +0000 UTC]

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spearsplz [2009-12-29 13:11:44 +0000 UTC]

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ObliviousAbsence [2009-12-15 23:05:30 +0000 UTC]

And I'll be happy to see
those nice young men
in their clean white coats
Because their coming to take me away!!

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