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Name: Half Pint
(Of course she’ll respond to any short-person name i.e. Squirt, Shortstop, Short Round, Short Stack, Cupcake, Gumball, Runt etc. It doesn't mean she likes those nicknames, though.)

Gender: Female

Height: A little less than half the normal height of an average decepticon

Mental Age: 8 years old

Alt. Mode: Baby blue bug. Retro Herbie style [link] [link]

Occupation: Cybertronian Guard (Janitor)

Weapons: Slingshot in her left arm and a can of acid silly string hidden in her right.

Background: She has none. At least none that she's aware of. Her first memory is being onlined by Shockwave in the Space Bridge. Life in the decepticon base is all she knows.

Personality: She’s a bit of a fireball. Very much like the itsy bitsy lap dog that thinks it can take on the German shepherd. Inevitably Half Pint gets “bit in the face” and her can kicked...and yet she never seems to learn. It doesn't help that she's easily angered, reacts agressively and violently, and is incredibly stubborn. Her height is a large area of sensitivity as well as the fact that grown-ups leave her out of the loop because she's too young. This often leads to her childishly pelting other cons with small objects in her slingshot, practical jokes, acting as the grammar police, and just plain sarcastism and skepticism.
Half Pint doesn’t take well to authority; she’s either defiant and follows orders grudgingly because she’d rather be giving them instead of taking them. The few cons she likes, though, she’d be loyal to ‘til the end. She's mentally assigned Shockwave and Galeforce as her parents.

Other:
-Half Pint has a fear of subspace like human children fear the bathtub drain. She's afraid she'll get sucked in.
-Her room is the supply closet in the bridge; she's commandeered it for her own personal use.
-Odd Job is her hated rival in everything.


(Please feel free to bash her about and pick fights. We're all cons here. It's all in good fun)
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Aaron-Smiley In reply to ??? [2008-11-28 23:59:12 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: *folds arms and glares* You shouldn't say anything about my height if you know what's good for you, Mister!

Don't worry, I'm more than aware Lona's a girl, but I thought continuing the gag from your mission 1 comic would be fun. Half Pint already mistook another decepticon femme for a guy, too ... although that was an actual accident )

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generalofdarkness In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-29 03:56:00 +0000 UTC]

Lona: Who you be calling mister? This here wonder of a Decepticon be a missy, you little scoundrel! And if I didn't have more important matters to attend to, I'd show you a thing or two for threatening the great Lona Brigg!


Haha, 'tis fine since I still find it amusing . And I have fun acting as Lona when she is angry XP. Also, I now have real life experience on the matter, for someone tried to stop me from going into the womens' restroom 'cause she thought I was a guy...XD...though, I was bundled up, she only saw me from behind, and I was wearing a beanie with my hair tucked in...but it still amused me a lot...XP

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to generalofdarkness [2008-11-29 05:28:38 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: O_o You're a femme, too? . . . Are you sure?


! I think I would absolutely die of embarrasment if someone mistook me for a guy, of course, that'd be because down in sunny California there's really no excuse like bundling up for mistaking one gender for another.

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generalofdarkness In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-29 18:20:25 +0000 UTC]

Lona: Oh, I be sure, quarter pint! I don't be needing some protobrat telling me otherwise...*to self* protobrat...I gotta write that one down...*back to Half Pint*...though, I guess if my superiors are having trouble telling the difference, I shouldn't be picking on you *mood swing*...EH, so how about a truce, my fellow Decepticon? For the sake of our shared cause?



Ah, well up in the NE we have some excuses...though, I guess I do dress a bit gender neutrally anyway...XP

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to generalofdarkness [2008-11-29 20:21:42 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: *eyes Lona then offers a servo* Truce. I suppose it would be beneficial to remain on good terms with other *ahem* "vertically challenged" cons. You remember the name Half Pint and we won't run into trouble.


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generalofdarkness In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-29 23:04:17 +0000 UTC]

Lona: Oh, ho ho...of course...I would be a bad inventor if I were to slip up again on such simple mathematical terms...

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to generalofdarkness [2008-11-29 23:43:15 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: *Optics glint mishievously* You wouldn't happen to be interested in creating devices of a practical joking nature, would you Lona?

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generalofdarkness In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-30 03:35:15 +0000 UTC]

Lona: Oh, well Half Pint, that doesn't sound like something that would promote the Decepticon cause— *evil glint* though, a good rumbling of the 'drives (a belly laugh) is said to be a nice way to clean off dust particles...>: )...

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to generalofdarkness [2008-11-30 07:54:32 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: (devious smile) I think this could be the start of a Beeeautiful friendship.

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generalofdarkness In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-01-25 04:25:55 +0000 UTC]

Lona: *temporary-lapse-in-character* OMGHFRIENDSHIP! *reboot* I mean, indeed it is!

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to generalofdarkness [2009-01-25 19:06:12 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: *stare* Riiiiight. *glances around nervously*

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IronCheffan In reply to ??? [2008-11-21 02:43:53 +0000 UTC]

Dreadex ^^ hi there i'm dreadex


love her design!

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to IronCheffan [2008-11-21 08:36:47 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: *nods* I'm Half Pint.

Thank you!

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IronCheffan In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-21 17:24:05 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome ^^

Dreadex: Working on the space bridge?

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to IronCheffan [2008-11-21 18:37:32 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: *blink blink* *thinks for a moment* .....No.

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IronCheffan In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-21 18:39:30 +0000 UTC]

Dreadex ahhh just assumed most cons are either seekers or space bridge or medics i'm one of the cons that build for everyone else

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to IronCheffan [2008-11-21 18:48:46 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: You assumed? *crosses arms* You do know what they say about assuming don't you?

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IronCheffan In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-21 18:52:24 +0000 UTC]

Dreadex: *looks down* Hey it's not my fault i finally got a small break.

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to IronCheffan [2008-11-21 19:06:21 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: *Stands on her tiptoes for full-height capacity* What? and it's MINE?

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IronCheffan In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-21 19:10:52 +0000 UTC]

Dreadex no it's hooks he's a workaholic

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to IronCheffan [2008-11-21 19:23:54 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: *points her finger at Dreadex and opens her mouth to yell something angrily* A-uhhh........
*slumps*
What kinda name is Hooks? He sounds like a coat rack.

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IronCheffan In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-21 19:39:03 +0000 UTC]

dreadex *giggles* i knnow he's called that cause of his alt mode i think it's a crane

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to IronCheffan [2008-11-21 20:08:08 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: TT_TT So he's tall...

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IronCheffan In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-21 20:29:26 +0000 UTC]

dreadex =x= very

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nightshade43 In reply to ??? [2008-11-20 23:57:55 +0000 UTC]

She's a pretty cool character; for her to be a Cybertronian guard makes her even cooler!
(Normally I would have my OC Typhon greet characters but I have no idea what he would say to her...)

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to nightshade43 [2008-11-21 08:47:26 +0000 UTC]

They shall meet when the time is right, then!

Thanks! I tried to go for a different kind of character than is already in the guard section even though poor Shockwave is already surrounded by femmes

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nightshade43 In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-23 00:46:36 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for understanding!

He is isn't he? You don't realise it until someone else says it! XD It is good to see someone different in the ranks.

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Argol In reply to ??? [2008-11-20 10:59:00 +0000 UTC]

Shadow: Another Femme con, This is crazy.

(Nice job very cool character.)

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to Argol [2008-11-20 21:39:39 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: *clenches servos* You got a problem with Femmes, pal?

Thanks! I had fun designing her

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Argol In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-20 22:32:04 +0000 UTC]

Shadow: You need to get your Optics checked squirt, as if I could be a guy.

I should have said Shadow was femme >_>

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to Argol [2008-11-20 22:42:44 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: ...erm, s-sorry, ma'am.
*looks about for a route of escape or hiding place*

My bad! I really should have checked first.

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Argol In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-21 02:42:29 +0000 UTC]

Silhouette: Shadow leave the poor kid alone. *takes control* Hi, welcom to the decepticons, I am Silhouette, Shadow's AI partner. Nice to meet you."

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to Argol [2008-11-21 08:41:29 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: *blinkblink* Hi. *stare*

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Argol In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-22 06:51:41 +0000 UTC]

Shadow: *Takes control again* Now you have just confused her, good job, I knew I kept you for some reason.

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to Argol [2008-11-28 23:35:48 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: . . . *points her armed slingshot at Shadow* Alright, you! What the slag is going ON?!

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innocent-rebel In reply to ??? [2008-11-10 03:38:01 +0000 UTC]

Very nice job! She sounds like a really interesting character!

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to innocent-rebel [2008-11-10 03:48:39 +0000 UTC]

She's very fun to play with and I'm finally getting to try her on for size Thanks for the !! I hadn't thought many of my Turtle fan friends would care much

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innocent-rebel In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-10 05:23:15 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! new characters are always so much fun!! You're very welcome!! Dude, your characters rock, your art rocks, and you're an awesome person! I bet a lot of people will like your art! No matter what fandom it's from or if it's original!

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to innocent-rebel [2008-11-10 05:36:11 +0000 UTC]

AWWW! Thank you! You are the sweetest girl ever!
(how many times have I glomped you today?)
Seriously though, my ego has swelled to an unnatural size and it's all your fault.

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innocent-rebel In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-28 04:23:07 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!!
That's something I'll gladly take the blame for cause you totally deserve it!

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Zephyr-Hawk In reply to ??? [2008-11-10 00:54:20 +0000 UTC]

welcome to the ^^

my D-con OC is short too=_=;(he's 15ft), but the good thing is you don't have to worry about grammer w/ him. the reason why is the fact that he's mute....

ShockBeat:

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to Zephyr-Hawk [2008-11-10 02:12:29 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: . . . oh I think you and I are going to get along just fine.

I'm not sure exactly how tall Half Pint is, she's just short and hating it. I'm fascinated by the mute characteristic. I would think it's very challenging to write for.

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Zephyr-Hawk In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-10 02:19:03 +0000 UTC]

ShockBeat: O_o;

well what I can tell a normal D-con is about 20-25ft(asumingly) so maybe she is around 10-13.5ft? but I would say they are short...more like...um..."fun sized"

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to Zephyr-Hawk [2008-11-10 02:32:05 +0000 UTC]

Oo! Useful information, thank you!

I tell my mom she's "fun-sized" I think if you called Half Pint that, she'd show you just how fun she can be.

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Zephyr-Hawk In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-10 02:36:10 +0000 UTC]

ur welcome^^

XD hey its better than being called Sparky(ShockBeats nickname)

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to Zephyr-Hawk [2008-11-10 03:12:06 +0000 UTC]

Does he not care for his nickname?

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Zephyr-Hawk In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-10 03:15:11 +0000 UTC]

actually he's embarrased by it

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to Zephyr-Hawk [2008-11-10 03:37:19 +0000 UTC]

Interesting... how did he get it?

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Zephyr-Hawk In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2008-11-10 16:52:45 +0000 UTC]

well sometimes his tempure gets the better of him(usually it doesn't) and from his headlights sparks fly out^^....like fireworks...

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to Zephyr-Hawk [2008-11-10 18:26:55 +0000 UTC]

WhooHOO! Fourth of July show!

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