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if i see anyone get a t-shirt or poster of this i'm going to lose my mind
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I need a T-shirt that says this. Seriously.
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Congradulations on your DD ^^ This was a day maker
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You know, I think that I'd have to agree with this. I'm not lying when I say that this actually fits most of my life in a single go. Seriously, it does! This one really means a lot to me, this Daily Deviation does. I'm happy to see that someone posted something like this... and managed to get it high up there, like a Daily Deviation. Sure, it's not that much in art or anything like that, but the meaning behind it is just awe-inspiring. Seriously, man, that's amazing.
Like I said before, I can really relate to this. How? Well, I guess you can say that I'm smarter than some people. I'm almost ingenius. Almost. I can make all A's and B's without studying. Meh, that's not bad, right? Sure, I get my mom's help sometime, but, hey, that's what she's there for. She's always willing to help, so I just say, "Why not?" you know? It's pretty simple... just get help from mom when you get to an equation that's too hard for you, and do the rest on your own. However, that wouldn't really work out for me, because I'm better at math than my mom is. It's weird... I'm the child, she's the adult; you'd think that she would be the one with the superior psychological intellect. But no, it's me. Little old me.
I'm actually the youngest son, out of this little family, you know? Heheh... once again, I'm one of the smartest of the little family. Only next to my older brother, actually. I'm actually really surprised that nobody's called me a nerd. At least, nobody who's in my family. People have called me lot of names before; I'm sure that someone's called me a nerd at some point. But meh, I can accept that. Like this deviation says, "I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you." Seriously, that's totally me, heheh. The only things that I'm not good at in my school would be Civics and History, I believe.
Gah, I hate history. Seriously, I can never remember who did what on the sixteenth of some month... It's crazy, seriously. They expect me to memorize that... but why on earth do I need to know that stuff? It's in the past. The PAST. Which means it's already OVER. Since it's already over, it's no longer important, and therefore does not need my attention. And yet, there they go, showing me a bunch of useless crap that I'll probably never need to know. I... I hate it when they do that. Seriously, how many schools do that? They just, show you stuff that you don't even know. Take, for example, the velocity of a fly. Seriously, you don't need to know how to calculate the velocity of a fly. Not unless you're going to become some expermet mathematition (please tell me I spelled that right), or something like that. Other than that, you... don't really need to calculate the velocity of a fly. I'll bet you can agree that that's some pretty worthless information, right there.
However, there are some really good things that you need to learn, like things from Civics. You need to learn things like, the Judicial, Legislative, and Executive branches, and what they do... things like that. Then you need to know all there is to know about the government today. You know, find out the political situation. Of course, you could just as easily do that by looking up Fox News. That's what I usually do, anyhow. Good channel... Anyways, yeah, Civics does have potential to teach some really good things. But, unless you're really smart, you probably won't remember it.
Me? I'm not REALLY smart, I'm just... smart. I probably won't be able to remember everything from Civics class, now that I think about it... That's probably because it's going back to that one fatal flaw of looking back at all the crap that's already happened that we don't need to know. Bothers me that I can't remember hardly anything to do with the past... and Social Studies? That's all ABOUT the past... That's actually why I'm crappy about it, you know?
*Sighs, shakes head*... I don't think that the teaching systems are as good as they used to be. Back in the old days, you had to be smart like this... you had to be a nerd in order to survive. But nowadays? What do we do nowadays? Let me tell ya. We slack, we go like, "Oh, I don't wanna," and we whine and whine and whine... Some of us, they just get down to business. Only the older ones--the more mature ones--get down to work freely, just get ready to finish the job. Those are the kind of people that should live in the bodies of children, if you ask me, considering that children are going to be the next generation. If children could be as smart as adults, or as mature as them, and have that willingness to just get to work and get the job done rather than just complain about it all the time, then I can promise you that this planet would most definately be a lot healthier for everyone... A lot more educational activity. That's what I'D think, anyway... But sadly, we're stuck with kids who whine and don't wanna do their work. *Sighs*... Typical children.
Now, whenever I go to school, this picture is exactly what comes into my mind. "I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you." Well, minus the, "I'm not a nerd," part. I know I'm not a nerd. I don't wear glasses or anything like that. I don't have brases or a stuffy voice. I'm just a normal looking, normal sounding guy who's smarter than a lot of people. Like I said, I'm not REALLY smart, just... just smart. The reason why I think this when I go to school is mainly because nobody is willing to put in that effort anymore. No one's willing to walk that extra mile when it comes to work... no one's willing to really TRY. See, they have so much potential that they're putting to waste... Me? I try not to put it to waste... I do the best I can to use it while it's there.
World! I hope you do the same. I don't want you to be stupid. I don't want you to just, look down on the smarter people, just 'cause they're smarter than you are. I want you to look at them and think, "You know, maybe I should be more like that guy," or something like that. You don't HAVE to think that you should be more like them, just... just don't look down on them, that's the main point. It'd be better for everyone if you didn't, trust me on that. Just... show a little respect for them, alright? Treat them like humans. Try not to be jealous of them... heheh. But seriously though, if you are, just try and figure out how you can learn from them a little bit. That'd be swell.
World, message number two! I warn you, not all smart people are nice. Take Ganandorf, for example. He's a freaking genius, smarter than anyone you've ever seen, but he's the King of Darkness. Seriously! That's pretty evil... So, while it's true that you should have some respect for smart people, just, don't try and follow in EVERY single smart person's footsteps that you meet, because some of them miiiiiiight be a little bad. It's always good to aspire to have more knowledge, but make sure that it doesn't lead you in the wrong direction. You have to be smart with your knowledge (duh) that you've acquired, and do your best to use it in your advantage. It's always good to apply your knowledge to everything you can, so that way you can excercize (please tell me I spelled that right) it, making it evolve to a more mature state.
World, message number three! There's one last thing that I'd like to tell you, world. It's putting your smarts to good use, but doing so morally. See, before you act, you've got to think about something. Just... just one thing, that's all. You've gotta think, "Okay, what will happen if I do (insert activity here)?" Say, for example, you're... I don't know, thinking of stealing your dad's keys so you can sneak out and drive in the middle of the night. Something crazy like that. Or, if you're older... uh... I don't know, lying to some company by saying a disorder so that way they can loan you money. Alright, if you were to do that, then you'd have to REMEMEBER what you lied about. You'd proooobably forget at some point, so it's best to just not lie about it. Also, they could find OUT that you lied about having a psychological disorder, and they could come back to get you and arrest you for lying in order to get money. That's actually illegal, I think. If it's not, well, it should be. Main point is, you've got to think about what you do before you do it. Like, if you're going to do something bad, you've got to think about what doing that bad thing will do for you, and where it'll get you. The summary of this third message (I'm making a summary because this is more important than the others in my opinion)? That's an easy one. Just... think.
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motherofgod was this really necessary? Such along post o A o"
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Lol, it's got some flaws though.
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GoWeegie, you asked what exactly was wrong with your grammar and/or punctuation. Well, because I feel like you have some sort of high view of yourself, I'll take the time to point out the issues within this huge essay you've decided to share with the world concerning your supposed "smarts". Are you ready, now?
"This one really means a lot to me, this Daily Deviation does." Is that TWO independent clauses without a CONJUNCTION? Oh my. "I'm almost ingenius." First off, the proper spelling is "ingenious". Second off, "ingenious" refers to a concept or an idea; "genius" refers to a person. As well, genius need not be measured by grades alone, and this is evident in many of the greatest scientists and mathematicians of all time. Let's not make this into a competition or anything, but I've gotten straight A's for my entire life-- and I have not once gotten help from either of my parents. "superior psychological intellect" Psychological? I don't believe there is anything exactly psychological concerning math equations; it's a basis of understanding that requires a knowledge regardless of psychological state. I'm not even sure that a person can possess a "psychological intellect" in regards to mathematic equations, but of course, correct me if I'm wrong. I will withhold from correcting your misplaced commas because honestly, why waste my time on the little things?
Well, at least here there is something we hold in common. I have very little interest in history. In reality, history is not presented as a memorization of events; you are tested on your understanding of the significance of such an event. I find no issue with the subject of history because I can see the appeal and importance even as I dislike it. The past is extremely important. The past is an instrument of change. "useless crap"? I beg to differ. Honestly, your birth was in the past. Are you saying your past is unimportant? Clearly not, as you're taking the time to discuss it. Moving on. "expermet mathematition" Sorry, you did not spell that correctly. I believe you were aiming for "expert mathematician", though again, correct me if I'm wrong. By the way, physics is fascinating. This is not "worthless information". What if I were to develop a machinery that was powered by fly movement? Would you still call this science "worthless information"? Civics, well. I won't comment here because government and politics is something way beyond my scope of understanding and interest and I frankly couldn't care less. So then.
I'm getting bored and I have better things to do, so here are just a few more things. "I don't have brases or a stuffy voice." The correct spelling is "braces", I believe, and usually, nerds are referred to as having a "nasally voice". As well, you mention that you aren't putting the effort to waste, yet earlier, you said you managed to obtain A's and B's without really trying. Were you admitting to points in time in which you did not put in that effort? You say that "not all smart people are nice", yet your example is Ganandorf, a fictional character. I could write my own story and have my fictional character be Hello Kitty, the most intelligent assassin in the universe, but that doesn't quite prove my point, as this is not a real person. Again, my condolences to say that you did not spell "exercise" correctly, but a simple spell check would've sufficed. Your third message is a little baffling... I might be taking this the wrong way, but you seem to be assuming that I do not think. You seem to believe that I do not possess my own sense of morality and intelligence beyond that of a egocentric lens. You seem to believe that I do not consider my actions. Well, I just had a moment to consider whether or not I should post this response to your essay, and well, if you're reading this right now, I hope you realize the outcome of my decision.
PS. I'm a very big fan of FMA, and I'd just like to add on that the proper spelling is "alchemist"; for this one, I am positive.
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Whoa. Whoa-whoa-whoa. Whoa. Hold on there. I can understand that you're taking my messages in the wrong way. I was talking to all those who didn't actually think. If you know that you DO think, then I wasn't adressing you. I mean, I don't want to offend anyone. I'm sorry, I was just typing a long comment to be... well... doing something. In all honesty, I was trying to pass the time. I was waiting for something to get through downloading...
Anyways, as for the misspellings (Oh God, why?), I am actually half asleep. I believe I wrote that when it was two O' clock in the morning. I'm actually going for an all-nighter, in which case I shall be getting little to no sleep, and I'll also be spending a lot of my time answering with very long messages to people, not to impress the internet, but to (of course) pass the time. Okay. I'm really sorry about the misunderstands with the correct spellings of the words, and the incorrect spellings of the words and all. Yeah, sorry if it makes me look a bit uneducated, but... well... *Looks down* I'm not going to lie to you, I'm only fourteen. I'm still learning. I need all the help I can get, trust me... I'm glad that you're here to help me with it. Now, as for expert mathematician, I knew I didn't spell "expert" correctly, so...
As for why I used Ganandorf as my example, I've always seen him as a very... villainous man with very ingenious (thanks for the spelling correctly) plots, considering how he can adjust the levels and all.
Now, as for what you said about the spell check... TT__TT I don't have it. I'm sorry, but, I don't. My internet must not be up to date or something like that, but I know for a fact that there's no red squiggly line when I go on the internet. There's only a red squiggly line on the... Microsoft Office Word, I believe. Yeah, mainly, it's... pretty hard, because I don't have spell check. So, yeah, you're right, it probably would've been easy to fix with simple spell check.
In conclusion. I'm a not-so-genius guy who got bored and started to write a long comment in order for the time to fly by. If you read the other conversations I had, you'd probably realize that there was someone who was being mean to me for some reason or another, and... yeah. I honestly don't know what was up with that. Seriously, I didn't know that he'd be mean to me. In all honesty, the comment that I wrote was nowhere NEAR professional, but I wasn't in my professional mood, because of how freakin' LATE it was. And... how late it is. Main point: I'm not at one-hundred percent.
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The past is a lesson for the future.
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*Snap* Ah, right, so that way you won't think to repeat the mistakes that's already been made. Got it, okay, I've got it now. Right. Thanks for clearing that up for me, my friend.
...Say, I like your icon. Did you draw that yourself?
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I've always liked to think history in that point of view,
since over the course of human history,
we can see time and again that we continue to do the same exact mistakes.
As for the icon, yeah, and I just changed it a minute ago.
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Lol, so I noticed. I'm not gonna change MY icon... I like it too much. 
Anyways, you're right about the human history thing... We have made the exact same mistakes. Chances are, we're going to make them again. 
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As a wise man once said,
"A person is smart, but people are dumb."
Glad you took my words in a friendly manner as well,
the last time I did that ended up having words flailed at me.
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Lol. I feel your pain, brother. Someone was trying to tell my that my punctuation and grammar wasn't exactly correct. I was like, "Where did I mess up?" and he didn't reply back. HAH! He probably doesn't even know. Trollolololololololololol, hohohohoho.
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It's probably due to the passage's length being too long.
Though it's nice to make your acquaintance,
could always have someone with steady manners around.
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Amen to that, my friend... Perhaps I should add you to my deviantWATCH..? I don't know... perhaps.
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I shall whenever I have the time to.
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A wise choice, my friend. Do what you need to do. I won't rush you.
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Damn bro.
You're trying much too hard now.
Try less.
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I got to the older brother part and stopped reading because I realized you only type so much so you can sound smart because you have an inferiority complex.
Anyways, typing more doesn't make you sound smart.
It makes you look like you're an over-compensating ignorant twat.
Also, my jokes are damned hilarious.
That's why I have over 600 watchers.
Because I don't give a fuck and I don't feed trolls.
So yeah.
Try harder.
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Dude. Listen. The things that I've said have been legitimate. I know for a one-hundred percent fact that writing more does not automatically mean that you're smarter, and it's a shame on you for thinking that I wasn't smart enough to know that. The only reason why I type a lot is because, obviously, I have a lot to say. Now, think of it like this... if I'm so absolutely dumb to write so much, then, would that make YOU so absolutely dumb for not reading what I wrote? Nooo, nooo... It just makes you a bit lazy... I encourage you to get up on your work... okay? Just, get out there and use your brain. Freaking READ. It's healthy. Come on, I read what you typed. You read what I type in return. Deal?
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"think of it like this... 'if' I'm so 'absolutely dumb to write so much', then',' 'would that' 'so absolutely dumb'.. etc etc. The list goes on.
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... I'm writing how I talk, dude; this isn't supposed to be professional.
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This entire argument is about your professionalization.. You're the one who brought up how literate you are.
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You read what I wrote because I didn't write copiously unnecessary amounts of letters onto a keyboard to try and impress the internet.
Also, for the record, if you're going to try to be all internet-tough-guy by spelling a shit-ton, at least get your grammar and punctuation in check.
Jesus Christ it's like reading an abortion.
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Hey! I'm tryin' to be cool with you. Let me be cool.
Wait... grammar and punctuation......
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Ha! Love it! simple, cute, and funny!
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i am a nerd but i dont care lol
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YES.... no wait..... i think i might really be a nerd... OH WELL XD
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Whoever suggested this for a DD needs help
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Wish that was on a t-shirt.
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