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Published: 2011-07-20 01:25:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 725; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 16
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In which Riley and Iggy scare the hell outta Assface.Y U NO LET ME SLEEP?
Here's what happened:
Assface: ZzzzzZzzzZzzz...
Riley: My god, is he sleeping again?
Iggy: screech mike and ikes growl rrrtt.
Riley: Exactly. This calls for some supreme action. Iggy, are you with me?
Iggy: grawwh.
-licks-
Assface: Zzzz- asdkjlfhsdhkj the fu-?!
Riley: Slurprise!! Ahahaha! We did it Iggy! His bladder has emptied! Oh my god, so priceless! Hahahahehehegeheh!
Iggy: kehkehkeh.
Assface: Really Riley??!! The fuck was that?! Y-you! Arrrghh! Gross! Iggy!
Riley: Hey, you were drooling.
Assface: No, Riley, no. Licking and drooling are two different things. Two. Different. Things.
Riley: Not in my dick-tionary it isn't.
Assface: You know what, screw the both of you guys, I'm goin' back to sleep.
Riley: Oooh. I probably wouldn't do that if I were you.
Iggy: rrrttt mike and ikes.
Assface: Did I tell you how much I hate the both of you?
Riley: No, not really.
Iggy: kehkehleh grawwh mike and ikes.
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Comments: 4
OH GOD I TAKE ONE LOOK AT THIS PIC AND I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING
THAT IGUANA
SFJSK IGGY'S FACE/LICKINGEXPRESSION
PRICELESS
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I don't know if it's my computer moniter, but that's the PALEST BLUE I HAVE EVER SEEN.
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