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"We have you cornered, Rebel Scum. Any last words?"

Poe Dammit stood, back to the wall. There was nowhere to run, to either side of him the cloud city stretched downward for hundreds of miles, the gantry beneath his feet all the separated him from a terminal fall.

"I hope you pop, you fat freak!"

Snope only laughed, her lightsaber flicking sparks from the gantry steel. She patted her massive gut. "Pop? My belly cannot pop, you fool. My digestive tract remains fully operational, I would invite you for a demonstration but to do so would rob me of the pleasure of watching you die. Men! Kill him!"

Storm troopers lined up in front of the Supreme Leader, blasters drawn, aiming at the helpless Poe.

"B00B-E8, buddy, need a little help here..." He whispered into the comm link on his collar.

"I want every gun we have to fire on that man!" Snope roared, and without question her soldiers obeyed.

Blaster fire tore through the air, sparks flew, the air thick with the ozone smell of laser fire.

"STOP!" Snope squealed, and just as soon as it had begun the firing ended.

Poe looked around him. All across the wall behind him were scores of blaster burns, as he turned he could see a perfect silhouette of himself picked out where every single one of their shots had missed.

"Ha! I knew you guys couldn't shoot straight but this is-"

"Help... help me..." Came a scared voice.

All eyes turned to Snope. Her look of triumph was replaced with one of aghast horror, her red reptilian eyes turned down.

All eyes slid down her. Her robe's ballooned out around her regal stomach, the huge swell occupying a large proportion of the gantry all by itself, and there, dead center, just above where Snope's belly button was, was a smoking blaster hole.

"My belly... somebody help me... I feel like I'm gonna..."

Just then, the Millenial Hawk screamed in under them. Seeing a chance of escape, Poe left from the gantry and landed on top of it. The tiny droid gunned the throttle, speeding them away to safety before anyone though to turn from the perforated belly of their Supreme Leader.

GRRRROOOOOAAAANNN!

The stormtroopers shuffled backward a little, wanting to get away from the huge sphere that gurgled and rumbled before them. Snope clutched it, her eyes wet with tears as she mouthed protestations.

"How?! How did you... I'm stood behind you... My tummy! My precious tummy!"

Her fingers clutched at her bulging flanks as her girth heaved.

"it's going to blow!" She wailed.

The stormtroopers flailed, but with an almighty KABOOM the Supreme Leader's stomach detonated, blasting them all to smithereens.

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"We have you cornered, Rebel Scum. Any last words?"

Poe Dammit stood, back to the wall. There was nowhere to run, to either side of him the cloud city stretched downward for hundreds of miles, the gantry beneath his feet all the separated him from a terminal fall.

"I hope you pop, you fat freak!"

Snope only laughed, her lightsaber flicking sparks from the gantry steel. She patted her massive gut. "Pop? My belly cannot pop, you fool. My digestive tract remains fully operational, I would invite you for a demonstration but to do so would rob me of the pleasure of watching you die. Men! Kill him!"

Storm troopers lined up in front of the Supreme Leader, blasters drawn, aiming at the helpless Poe.

"B00B-E8, buddy, need a little help here..." He whispered into the comm link on his collar.

"I want every gun we have to fire on that man!" Snope roared, and without question her soldiers obeyed.

Blaster fire tore through the air, sparks flew, the air thick with the ozone smell of laser fire.

"STOP!" Snope squealed, and just as soon as it had begun the firing ended.

Poe looked around him. All across the wall behind him were scores of blaster burns, as he turned he could see a perfect silhouette of himself picked out where every single one of their shots had missed.

"Ha! I knew you guys couldn't shoot straight but this is-"

"Help... help me..." Came a scared voice.

All eyes turned to Snope. Her look of triumph was replaced with one of aghast horror, her red reptilian eyes turned down.

All eyes slid down her. Her robe's ballooned out around her regal stomach, the huge swell occupying a large proportion of the gantry all by itself, and there, dead center, just above where Snope's belly button was, was a smoking blaster hole.

"My belly... somebody help me... I feel like I'm gonna..."

Just then, the Millenial Hawk screamed in under them. Seeing a chance of escape, Poe left from the gantry and landed on top of it. The tiny droid gunned the throttle, speeding them away to safety before anyone though to turn from the perforated belly of their Supreme Leader.

GRRRROOOOOAAAANNN!

The stormtroopers shuffled backward a little, wanting to get away from the huge sphere that gurgled and rumbled before them. Snope clutched it, her eyes wet with tears as she mouthed protestations.

"How?! How did you... I'm stood behind you... My tummy! My precious tummy!"

Her fingers clutched at her bulging flanks as her girth heaved.

"it's going to blow!" She wailed.

The stormtroopers flailed, but with an almighty KABOOM the Supreme Leader's stomach detonated, blasting them all to smithereens.