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I hear you've become part of the nightshift due to "budgetary reasons" and that it would be "a good fit for a hardworking individual" like yourself. I'd give you the usual welcoming spiel, but that was about five dead guards ago and I've run out of fucks to give.

Anyway, long story short, you have unfortunately become part of the most casualty-ridden department in this company besides the R&D and accounting departments. We're basically nothing more than a bunch of sacrificial snacks for some freaky meat monster that's living in meeting room 177. This should be the part where I tell you some vaguely arbitrary rules that ensure your survival, but that's not happening at all. Uh, I guess good luck in surviving then? You'll do an okay job before getting torn in half.

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I hear you've become part of the nightshift due to "budgetary reasons" and that it would be "a good fit for a hardworking individual" like yourself. I'd give you the usual welcoming spiel, but that was about five dead guards ago and I've run out of fucks to give.

Anyway, long story short, you have unfortunately become part of the most casualty-ridden department in this company besides the R&D and accounting departments. We're basically nothing more than a bunch of sacrificial snacks for some freaky meat monster that's living in meeting room 177. This should be the part where I tell you some vaguely arbitrary rules that ensure your survival, but that's not happening at all. Uh, I guess good luck in surviving then? You'll do an okay job before getting torn in half.