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Beavernator — Rainbow Dash's Secret to Exercising Properly

Published: 2013-11-14 10:46:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 57579; Favourites: 861; Downloads: 235
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Rainbow Dash has a WHAT? You're kidding. How did she... Really? Every day? And she's visited the hospital... zero times? Wow. Rainbow Dash is a hardcore mother****er. Not even Commander Hurricane herself could do that. I might give her an extra tin star on her performance report this week for that- maybe copper if I feel generous.


CREDITS:

Panel 1: Rainbow Dash vector by FenrirConnell, Lightning Dust's vector by Pasuri98

Panel 2: Rainbow Dash's vector was done by Eamon-Valda (Panel 3 & 4 as well.)

Panel 4: Lightning Dust vector originally by midnite99

Panel 5:  Rainbow Dash's vector by GeoNine

Background done by Archive-Alicorn

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Comments: 141

Isseus In reply to ??? [2013-11-15 11:15:36 +0000 UTC]

Better than hating something that actually exists?

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punkrocksavedmylife In reply to Isseus [2013-11-15 11:28:22 +0000 UTC]

Something that does exist is easier to understand.

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CaptainPudgeMuffin In reply to ??? [2013-11-15 03:04:23 +0000 UTC]

failure to get the joke.

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W0nderbolts In reply to CaptainPudgeMuffin [2013-11-21 07:07:33 +0000 UTC]

there is no joke

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CaptainPudgeMuffin In reply to W0nderbolts [2013-11-21 17:19:31 +0000 UTC]

Failure to go back and realize there is a joke even after being called on a prior failure to notice it. 


But that's alright, I'm sure it's just a mistake. Or blantant stupidity. If your OC's any indication, probably the latter. 


No the real fuck up here is coming onto this person's piece and wasting space with your hate comment for a character in the comic. Newsflash, sweetheart,  nobody gives a shit if you don't like Dash. Nobody wants to know or needs to know. Keep it to yourself. It's a cute comic that is well done and funny, and that is what it should be reflected in the comments. Positive feedback or, at the least, constructive criticism. 


It's extremely disappointing for an artist to see that someone commented on their pic only to learn that it's just some moron complaining about a character they don't like. It's like stepping in dog shit. Which is basically what you are when you make a comment like that. Just a pile of shit sitting in the comments waiting to stick to someone's shoe.




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W0nderbolts In reply to CaptainPudgeMuffin [2013-11-22 03:29:58 +0000 UTC]

typical trolls and white knights, get a life

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hectorluis13 In reply to ??? [2013-11-15 01:55:27 +0000 UTC]

it's not cheating when no one notices it, also i don't think this comic is canon (yet)

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W0nderbolts In reply to hectorluis13 [2013-11-21 07:07:26 +0000 UTC]

no one needs to notice it

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GenericSoldier In reply to ??? [2013-11-15 01:04:27 +0000 UTC]

how is it cheating? just really really really really hardcore motivation/training 

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W0nderbolts In reply to GenericSoldier [2013-11-21 07:07:14 +0000 UTC]

instantly increasing your natural speed past your actual limit with no training effort put in is more like a lazy shortcut

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badbloodkiller In reply to GenericSoldier [2013-11-16 01:07:48 +0000 UTC]

you'd be right on that, it is a hell of a time to try to get away from those things, and i do mean 'try'

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W0nderbolts In reply to badbloodkiller [2013-11-22 03:34:24 +0000 UTC]

you actually can avoid it in those games if you perfectly time it. go on a boost pad or use a mushroom right when it strikes and you dont get hit

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ChaudStarpower [2013-11-14 20:50:02 +0000 UTC]

nice!!!! dashie is the fastest!! not even sonic the hedgehog could outrun the blue shell XD he tried but...it didn't end well XD

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DiscordGreen [2013-11-14 18:25:02 +0000 UTC]

Rainbow Dash is the fastest if she can kind of out run a blue shell.

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Backjack-Kitsune [2013-11-14 17:45:53 +0000 UTC]

well when you need a motivater to go faster that's a good one to use lol

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marioponyfan [2013-11-14 17:33:59 +0000 UTC]

this is Rainbow Kart

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SL6968 [2013-11-14 16:36:58 +0000 UTC]

rain or shine, dirt or grime, the blue shell will nail your ass.

There are no mushrooms in equestria.

she might be able to outrun it, or match it's speed, but it WILL get her, one way or another.

Meanwhile, it's only cheating if you intend to use it on somebody else.

However, as motivation to go really, REALLY fast, it works rather well.

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Ugly0Is0Beautiful In reply to SL6968 [2013-11-15 05:34:50 +0000 UTC]

Rain or shine, dirt or grime, the blue shell will nail your ass.

There are no mushrooms in Equestria, no Mushroom Kingdom.

She may match it's speed, but it won't let her pass.

Meanwhile, it's only cheating in that fandom

If you use it on someone else-just ask!

However, as motivation,

It is certainly up for the task.



((Or, I read the first line and thought you were making it a poem. Now it is.))

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SL6968 In reply to Ugly0Is0Beautiful [2013-11-15 16:43:32 +0000 UTC]

Nice.

I seem to be saying this a lot, but where the hell is my "Like Comment" button when I need it?

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PRTArtist In reply to ??? [2013-11-14 16:07:37 +0000 UTC]

Blue Shells are a nightmare to avoid.
But by keeping hold of a mushroom (and hope no one uses a Lightning Bolt) and by activating it at the right time...eat my dust!

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killerdanielx [2013-11-14 15:58:35 +0000 UTC]

the sad part is you can dodge it mk DS by using the powerslider boost at the right time

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TheCaringStallion In reply to ??? [2013-11-14 14:36:05 +0000 UTC]

Of all the things to use it had to be a blue shell. Those things are a total nightmare, however in Mario Kart 7 whenever I see someone with a blue shell on the touch screen I slam the breaks on whenever someone is behind me in second and let them pass me and take the hit from the blue shell, works everytime for me also LOL at Dashie's burnt tail. 

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XGluon In reply to TheCaringStallion [2014-02-02 04:18:19 +0000 UTC]

I try that too in Mario Kart DS...but it doesn't work every time.  I think it has to do with how close the blue shell is.

But if I've got one HECK of a good lead over the other racers, I just take the hit and keep going.

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TheCaringStallion In reply to XGluon [2014-02-02 11:28:13 +0000 UTC]

The key is to let the racer behind pass you before the racer with the blue shell uses it, it's all to do with timing.

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Kim-Fareseed In reply to TheCaringStallion [2013-11-14 16:56:37 +0000 UTC]

Mario Kart Wii may not be able to do that, but no less funny when your opponent use it after they pass you.

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TheCaringStallion In reply to Kim-Fareseed [2013-11-14 22:24:15 +0000 UTC]

Well, you know what's worse, is when you're about to cross the finish line and you get hit by a blue at the last second and you lose. Now that I hate!

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Kim-Fareseed In reply to TheCaringStallion [2013-11-15 15:49:23 +0000 UTC]

Happend many times on Rainbow Road when I was about to clear the Mirror grand prix.

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TheCaringStallion In reply to Kim-Fareseed [2013-11-15 19:27:41 +0000 UTC]

It's just as bad when you're playing on 150cc and I had it a lot worse in Mario Kart Wii! I just hope Mario Kart 8 will have like a map on the Gamepad so you can see who's has a certain weapon.

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sunneadopts In reply to TheCaringStallion [2013-11-15 05:01:10 +0000 UTC]

*that feel* ;-; Happens too often

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TheCaringStallion In reply to sunneadopts [2013-11-15 19:28:12 +0000 UTC]

I know how you feel.

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GUILLE832 [2013-11-14 14:35:40 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Now, that´s witty XD 

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BB-K [2013-11-14 14:28:03 +0000 UTC]

Burnt tail.

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Cylindryk [2013-11-14 13:19:49 +0000 UTC]

What exactly this shell do?

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Slepomoriy In reply to Cylindryk [2013-11-14 13:45:16 +0000 UTC]

Its a weapon in mario cart that targets the player in first place. So she throws the shell and tries to outrun it. Basically a very risky form of training since it explodes when it reaches its target.

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Bendykins In reply to ??? [2013-11-14 13:00:30 +0000 UTC]

I love those, and passing them to the next guy behind me

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Emily-Young In reply to ??? [2013-11-14 12:57:26 +0000 UTC]

Lol!!! She uses a shell??? That's cheating Rainbow! lol!

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garciarael In reply to Emily-Young [2013-11-14 13:09:45 +0000 UTC]

No. It's just dangerous motivation.

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ProfXChasePines In reply to ??? [2013-11-14 12:07:26 +0000 UTC]

funniest thing

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zero-gabriel In reply to ??? [2013-11-14 11:18:19 +0000 UTC]

May need to coat the tail with flame-retardant gel...

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Radiant--Eclipse In reply to ??? [2013-11-14 11:17:55 +0000 UTC]

Cool idea and funny.

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