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Ok, so this guy goes into a bar, and there’s this guy playing the piano that’s, like, really short, too short to be a midget (no offense to anyone who might find it offensive) playing a tiny piano like the one on Charlie Brown.

Guy: “Hey dude, what’s up with that piano player?”
Bar tender: “Oh, it’s this genie lamp. It screws up your wish.”
Guy: “Can I try it out?”
Bar tender: “You sure? It’s really screwed up, man”
Guy: “I’m sure!”

So the bar tender gets the lamp down from a shelf and hands it to the guy. The guy rubs it, the genie comes out, the guy makes a wish, the genie nods his head, and all of a sudden there’s real live ducks on the walls, all over the floor, swimming in the toilet, you name it.

Guy: “Hey! I didn’t wish for a million DUCKS!!!”
Bar tender: “You think I wished for a 12-inch PIANIST?!?!?!”

Description
Ok, so this guy goes into a bar, and there’s this guy playing the piano that’s, like, really short, too short to be a midget (no offense to anyone who might find it offensive) playing a tiny piano like the one on Charlie Brown.

Guy: “Hey dude, what’s up with that piano player?”
Bar tender: “Oh, it’s this genie lamp. It screws up your wish.”
Guy: “Can I try it out?”
Bar tender: “You sure? It’s really screwed up, man”
Guy: “I’m sure!”

So the bar tender gets the lamp down from a shelf and hands it to the guy. The guy rubs it, the genie comes out, the guy makes a wish, the genie nods his head, and all of a sudden there’s real live ducks on the walls, all over the floor, swimming in the toilet, you name it.

Guy: “Hey! I didn’t wish for a million DUCKS!!!”
Bar tender: “You think I wished for a 12-inch PIANIST?!?!?!”