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Hey budding novel ready,and welcome to a book you wont soon forget,The shear amount of spelling mistakes and poor grammer is sure to be mentally scaring,to which i am not liable(hopefully).Anywho im off topic,back to the story.Remember middle earth?Well...this tale of epic proportions(hehe alright!) doesnt take place there...or near there.Infact it takes place on the planet of Kadalk.Im gonna shut up no because this isnt half as funny as i want it to be

CHAPTER 1---a story begins

the story begins at chapter 1...like most storys(except starwars)it was on one sunny morning in June, Krek a small peasants son arose from the bed with a splitting head ache
"dam I cant wait for paracetamol to be invented" he murmured to him self as he got dressed and went down stairs for breakfast. As he sat down to eat the small meal of oats and potatoes(who doesnt love stereotypes?) a knock came to the door
"who might that be" his mother said rushing to the front door.His father followed swiftly after her. Krek began to become uneasy, with resent news of the kings capture and his sacred stalf stolen, the entire village was afraid. Suddenly without warning, a scream echoed down the hallway to the kitchen
"MOTHER" he shouted" father no please" he panicked running towards the door, but they we gone. All the remained was a note written on parchment stuck to door. It read

"congratulations lowly peasent,you are the winner of the daily

"HAVE MY PARENTS STOLEN"contest,you may not remember

entering but fear not everyone in big temple is automatically up for a

chance at this traumatic experience of a life time, to save sed parents

please cross the treacherous plains of Asbion,climb the mountain of

doom and defeat the great lord himself ,bonus prizes include the

chance to also save the king and ultimately save the world from the

horrible faith it awaits

With love….LORD EVIL'S LEGMEN

"OHHH FOR GOD'S SAKE….THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK" he shouted running upstairs.He collected what food and water he could carry in his bag ,before heading west out of big temple into the adventure of his dreams

Description
Hey budding novel ready,and welcome to a book you wont soon forget,The shear amount of spelling mistakes and poor grammer is sure to be mentally scaring,to which i am not liable(hopefully).Anywho im off topic,back to the story.Remember middle earth?Well...this tale of epic proportions(hehe alright!) doesnt take place there...or near there.Infact it takes place on the planet of Kadalk.Im gonna shut up no because this isnt half as funny as i want it to be

CHAPTER 1---a story begins

the story begins at chapter 1...like most storys(except starwars)it was on one sunny morning in June, Krek a small peasants son arose from the bed with a splitting head ache
"dam I cant wait for paracetamol to be invented" he murmured to him self as he got dressed and went down stairs for breakfast. As he sat down to eat the small meal of oats and potatoes(who doesnt love stereotypes?) a knock came to the door
"who might that be" his mother said rushing to the front door.His father followed swiftly after her. Krek began to become uneasy, with resent news of the kings capture and his sacred stalf stolen, the entire village was afraid. Suddenly without warning, a scream echoed down the hallway to the kitchen
"MOTHER" he shouted" father no please" he panicked running towards the door, but they we gone. All the remained was a note written on parchment stuck to door. It read

"congratulations lowly peasent,you are the winner of the daily

"HAVE MY PARENTS STOLEN"contest,you may not remember

entering but fear not everyone in big temple is automatically up for a

chance at this traumatic experience of a life time, to save sed parents

please cross the treacherous plains of Asbion,climb the mountain of

doom and defeat the great lord himself ,bonus prizes include the

chance to also save the king and ultimately save the world from the

horrible faith it awaits

With love….LORD EVIL'S LEGMEN

"OHHH FOR GOD'S SAKE….THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK" he shouted running upstairs.He collected what food and water he could carry in his bag ,before heading west out of big temple into the adventure of his dreams