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Spike the Dragon: But first, we have to prepare ourselves.

Sam: *shoots out the window*

Man: Oh no! Fluffy! Nooooo!

Twilight Sparkle: Uh. I think you just shot someone’s cat, accidentally.

Sam: That I did.

Rainbow Dash: Sam, how come this donut box keeps sitting around here?

Sam: I don’t know, but it’s a happy reminder of a bygone era. Specifically, last July.

Applejack: Does Hubert look okay, Sam?

Sam: Hubert still clean the light by the skin of his leaf. *picks up the phone* Hello? Yes? Yeeees? Holy mace-wielding minotaur kings!

Rarity: Who are you talking to, darling?

Sam: Nobody, just practicing for next time.

Pinkie Pie: Hmm... I wonder what other messages are left in the answering machine. *presses the button*

(Sam: Hi, Sam, this is yourself. Don’t forget to listen to the answering machine messages. And give Max a smack, from me.)

Pinkie Pie: Wow. How super duper weird people leaving messages from themselves. *presses the button again*

(Max: Hi, Sam, this is yourself again. Don’t forget to erase the answering machine messages before you listen to them. And give Max his own battle tank, from me.)

Pinkie Pie: Double wow. That’s ironic. Almost as ironic as nothing useful in the trashcan.

Sam: *chuckles* Pinkie, you’re just too much.

Rarity: * turns on the TV*

Sam: Look, Max! Midtown Cowboys reruns!

(Max: Better get the serious toothpaste!)

Spike and Pinkie Pie:

Max: Turn it off!!! I hate the sound my voice on tape. It doesn’t sound like me😠.

Rarity: Oops. Sorry. *turns off the TV* Didn’t mean to offend you.

Twilight Sparkle: We got Brady Culture’s hair and the creepy hypnotic bear.

Sam: This charred pile of scrap serves as a touching reminder of the fun we had WARP TV.

Max: I’ve determined that, weather for food or for sport, I just really enjoy frying things.

Spike the Dragon: *trips over something*

Sam: You okay, Spike?

Spike the Dragon: I’m fine. Just tripped over something. *picks up an ace card* Oh, and here’s an ace card. *gives the card to Sam* It might come in handy. Wait. There’s a sign next to Jimmy’s home.

Sam: “Jimmy Two-Teeth, Fence”.

Max: It’s a sad day when hard-working rodents have to make their living as a freestanding form of enclosure.

Rainbow Dash: Uh, Max... I think that’s “fence” in the “buys-and-sells-stolen-goods” sense of the word.

Jimmy Two-Teeth: Beat it! You’re gettin’ in the way of my customers😠!

Spike the Dragon: What customers?

Fluttershy: We’re so very sorry, Jimmy. We didn’t mean to disturb you.

Jimmy Two-Teeth: Beat it!

Applejack: Not with that attitude😒.

Fluttershy: Looks like Mr. Spatula’s looking just the same as usual.

Sam: The exact same Mr. Spatula we’ve always had. Certainly not just some other fish we’ve been calling Mr. Spatula ever since we found the original floating belly up in this very water cooler just last week.

Max: Careful, Sam, keep it up and he might realize he’s just a replacement fish.

Fluttershy: Why’s that? And how many replacement fishes did you get?

Max: First off, you don’t wanna know. And second, we probably lost count.

Pinkie Pie: Does it seem quiet in here to you?

Max: Oh, they’re fumigating the building today. I forgot to tell you.

Sam: Well, that explains it.

Spike the Dragon: What time is it now?

Max: I’m happy to say I have no idea. And I’d rather keep it that way.

Spike the Dragon: Seriously😒?

Max: What do you mean “seriously”? It’s not my fault I don’t know what time it is.

Rarity: Apparently in my opinion, it’s 10:00 AM.

Applejack: Yep, it sure is.

Twilight Sparkle: We should get to the casino.

Sam: She’s right. We should hustle over to that casino and find that mole!

Max: Fine with me. I’ve been looking for something to do since I found out Sudoku doesn’t involve ritual suicide... Please, God, let it be hiding in a chafing dish at the buffet table.

Rainbow Dash: Alright every pony, let’s get back to work!

Max: OK, although I prefer the term “Mayham for Pay”.

Pinkie Pie: But first we have to visit Miss Sybil and Mister Bosco.

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Spike the Dragon: But first, we have to prepare ourselves.

Sam: *shoots out the window*

Man: Oh no! Fluffy! Nooooo!

Twilight Sparkle: Uh. I think you just shot someone’s cat, accidentally.

Sam: That I did.

Rainbow Dash: Sam, how come this donut box keeps sitting around here?

Sam: I don’t know, but it’s a happy reminder of a bygone era. Specifically, last July.

Applejack: Does Hubert look okay, Sam?

Sam: Hubert still clean the light by the skin of his leaf. *picks up the phone* Hello? Yes? Yeeees? Holy mace-wielding minotaur kings!

Rarity: Who are you talking to, darling?

Sam: Nobody, just practicing for next time.

Pinkie Pie: Hmm... I wonder what other messages are left in the answering machine. *presses the button*

(Sam: Hi, Sam, this is yourself. Don’t forget to listen to the answering machine messages. And give Max a smack, from me.)

Pinkie Pie: Wow. How super duper weird people leaving messages from themselves. *presses the button again*

(Max: Hi, Sam, this is yourself again. Don’t forget to erase the answering machine messages before you listen to them. And give Max his own battle tank, from me.)

Pinkie Pie: Double wow. That’s ironic. Almost as ironic as nothing useful in the trashcan.

Sam: *chuckles* Pinkie, you’re just too much.

Rarity: * turns on the TV*

Sam: Look, Max! Midtown Cowboys reruns!

(Max: Better get the serious toothpaste!)

Spike and Pinkie Pie:

Max: Turn it off!!! I hate the sound my voice on tape. It doesn’t sound like me😠.

Rarity: Oops. Sorry. *turns off the TV* Didn’t mean to offend you.

Twilight Sparkle: We got Brady Culture’s hair and the creepy hypnotic bear.

Sam: This charred pile of scrap serves as a touching reminder of the fun we had WARP TV.

Max: I’ve determined that, weather for food or for sport, I just really enjoy frying things.

Spike the Dragon: *trips over something*

Sam: You okay, Spike?

Spike the Dragon: I’m fine. Just tripped over something. *picks up an ace card* Oh, and here’s an ace card. *gives the card to Sam* It might come in handy. Wait. There’s a sign next to Jimmy’s home.

Sam: “Jimmy Two-Teeth, Fence”.

Max: It’s a sad day when hard-working rodents have to make their living as a freestanding form of enclosure.

Rainbow Dash: Uh, Max... I think that’s “fence” in the “buys-and-sells-stolen-goods” sense of the word.

Jimmy Two-Teeth: Beat it! You’re gettin’ in the way of my customers😠!

Spike the Dragon: What customers?

Fluttershy: We’re so very sorry, Jimmy. We didn’t mean to disturb you.

Jimmy Two-Teeth: Beat it!

Applejack: Not with that attitude😒.

Fluttershy: Looks like Mr. Spatula’s looking just the same as usual.

Sam: The exact same Mr. Spatula we’ve always had. Certainly not just some other fish we’ve been calling Mr. Spatula ever since we found the original floating belly up in this very water cooler just last week.

Max: Careful, Sam, keep it up and he might realize he’s just a replacement fish.

Fluttershy: Why’s that? And how many replacement fishes did you get?

Max: First off, you don’t wanna know. And second, we probably lost count.

Pinkie Pie: Does it seem quiet in here to you?

Max: Oh, they’re fumigating the building today. I forgot to tell you.

Sam: Well, that explains it.

Spike the Dragon: What time is it now?

Max: I’m happy to say I have no idea. And I’d rather keep it that way.

Spike the Dragon: Seriously😒?

Max: What do you mean “seriously”? It’s not my fault I don’t know what time it is.

Rarity: Apparently in my opinion, it’s 10:00 AM.

Applejack: Yep, it sure is.

Twilight Sparkle: We should get to the casino.

Sam: She’s right. We should hustle over to that casino and find that mole!

Max: Fine with me. I’ve been looking for something to do since I found out Sudoku doesn’t involve ritual suicide... Please, God, let it be hiding in a chafing dish at the buffet table.

Rainbow Dash: Alright every pony, let’s get back to work!

Max: OK, although I prefer the term “Mayham for Pay”.

Pinkie Pie: But first we have to visit Miss Sybil and Mister Bosco.