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Cataclysm-X — Comic page 3: pickup lines

Published: 2009-07-08 23:32:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 56018; Favourites: 1429; Downloads: 0
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Description His favourite:
"Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here."

works everytime

EDIT [November 30 2009]
Yes people, this comic is back again! I've added a few more links to new panels to this description. Be sure to check them out.

page 1 by ~JenKristo
page 2 by ~EatToast
page 3 by =Cataclysm-X
page 4 by ~Mockingbyrd
page 5 by =just-a-CreEp
page 6 by =Hoshi-san
page 7 by ~Reaper-of-Hats
page 8 by *ZEBES
page 9 by ...to be announced!


Got invited for a collaborative comic, which is quite an honour. I couldn't resist but to be a part of it.
Ask either ~JenKristo or ~EatToast for more info if you wish. xD OR if you want to participate too!

(For a change: no refs used)
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Comments: 381

Cataclysm-X In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 14:07:33 +0000 UTC]

LOL that's a great one too!

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DemonShuriken87 In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 02:43:32 +0000 UTC]

I think he could say "i'm going to kill you" and most any women would just follow him. That's just how he rolls.

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Cataclysm-X In reply to DemonShuriken87 [2009-07-09 14:08:01 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure they will indeed

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DemonShuriken87 In reply to Cataclysm-X [2009-07-09 15:07:36 +0000 UTC]

Pft, I would, even for such a lame pick up line. But then be terrified that he would, indeed, kill me. >> interesting mixture. haha.

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KuroBlanc In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 02:42:49 +0000 UTC]

Lol, I've read the 3 pages X] I hope someone gets crackin' on that new page soon.

And that's very cool that you didn't need refs to draw Sephi. He came out great!

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Azimel In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 02:41:09 +0000 UTC]

...I just about choked on my own spit when I read the artist description.

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InuIzayoi In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 02:39:33 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD omgomgomg lol wow the 1st time I saw a picture from you thats random and isn't the brilliant blended portraits u do LOL I still cant get over that line.... o_O maybe it was him that farted O_o.... noooooooo never lol >:3

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Cataclysm-X In reply to InuIzayoi [2009-07-09 14:09:50 +0000 UTC]

it's very random, isn't it

I don't wanna know what seph's farts smell like

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InuIzayoi In reply to Cataclysm-X [2009-07-09 18:43:09 +0000 UTC]

XDDD me neither o_O i dont even kno what he eats either its kinda funny how we dont kno what he eats but we kno what shampoo type and smells he uses(from crisis core XD)... XD

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GiantMutantCoconuts In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 02:33:54 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha, I was not expecting that line! That is one of the best/worst pick up lines I have ever seen.

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Kuro-mei In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 02:32:11 +0000 UTC]

so beautiful!

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Black-Wolfess In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 02:18:19 +0000 UTC]

Your damn artist comments made my day..omfg <3
I'm going to use that JUST for alughs x3

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Cataclysm-X In reply to Black-Wolfess [2009-07-09 14:11:21 +0000 UTC]

awesome thanks!

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Black-Wolfess In reply to Cataclysm-X [2009-07-09 17:43:09 +0000 UTC]

Always welcome <3

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morikun-rinari In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 02:16:10 +0000 UTC]

BAHAHAHAHA! That line reminds of a FFVII AC fart video I made a couple of years ago.

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tavroast In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 02:08:40 +0000 UTC]

thats humorous!

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VampiricKitsuneKit In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 02:02:15 +0000 UTC]

Wow... I've never heard that one before.

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bolsterstone In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 02:01:17 +0000 UTC]

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Dragonfly22 In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 02:00:41 +0000 UTC]

No reference used, wow! big progress! and haha, the line is awesome

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TheLizAngel In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 01:43:00 +0000 UTC]

*sniff sniff* oooooo sephiroth...mmmmmm >:3....i can tell you ate some tacos this morning.....thats sexy.... >XD ROFL

even if he farted...it probaly smell good!!! considering he probaly always smells good...
like his man-essence.... :E nuumnumz!

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elanorepenn In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 01:41:21 +0000 UTC]

No, his favorite is "Are you a fart? Because you blow me away. <3"

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Koibito5 In reply to elanorepenn [2009-07-09 03:05:29 +0000 UTC]

Heh, I'm sorry, that's just too funny XD

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EatToast In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 01:36:24 +0000 UTC]

oh lords! that face is great.

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Cataclysm-X In reply to EatToast [2009-07-09 14:13:38 +0000 UTC]

I wonder what panel 4 will be like !

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CaroRuLushe In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 01:23:24 +0000 UTC]

haha~♥ it'd be Hilarious if he said something along the lines of "I'm the only one with a sword bigger than cloud's ^_~" XD my friend gave me the idea >w<

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Cataclysm-X In reply to CaroRuLushe [2009-07-09 14:14:23 +0000 UTC]

hahaha yeah that one is great too

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Aracely In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 01:08:45 +0000 UTC]

lol

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iloveargento In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 01:06:46 +0000 UTC]

Eeeee...SO CUTE!!! Ha ha ha...Sephiroth is just so cocky. Look at that smirk! *^_^*

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ScribalWriter In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 01:01:57 +0000 UTC]

That's hilarious. This is great. And I love the slight touch of colour with the hair and speech bubbles in the background.
^_^
Nicely done.

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from-ashes-to-asher In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 00:57:16 +0000 UTC]

Are you a hallucination? Cause baby you look like a dream.

Such a girly face on a muscular bod.

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ArixanTheUltimatum In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 00:51:07 +0000 UTC]

I love how L is just like "That's Sephy-- greatest man to pick up a chick" and Seph's just like 'Heh. Don't you know it bitch *smirk*'

XD

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A-Wish-and-a-Hope In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 00:46:23 +0000 UTC]

I love your drawing Sephiroth

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Etrinque22 In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 00:39:33 +0000 UTC]

all i gotta say is..LOL ^^ this makes me happy

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Nu-iley In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 00:30:02 +0000 UTC]

wow how did u make it!!! i love it!

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ferandy8 In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 00:21:33 +0000 UTC]

i love this picture

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noneworld In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 00:20:29 +0000 UTC]

soooo funny - excellent !

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mijoyu In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 00:16:31 +0000 UTC]

Lol great chat up line seph he should have used do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again lmao

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Cataclysm-X In reply to mijoyu [2009-07-09 14:15:10 +0000 UTC]

LOL I've heard of that one before. It's hilarious

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Dragonfly22 In reply to mijoyu [2009-07-09 01:57:17 +0000 UTC]

lol that one's funny

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Facciaabellaax In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 00:14:10 +0000 UTC]

hhaha, this is great!

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2Foxxie4U In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 00:08:13 +0000 UTC]

He strikes me as the type of guy to just LOOK at a person, and that'd be his pick-up line. X'DDD

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EqualToYou In reply to ??? [2009-07-09 00:04:01 +0000 UTC]

L~O~L XD

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Angel2kiss In reply to ??? [2009-07-08 23:59:00 +0000 UTC]

XDDD Haha! That was funny, great job as always!

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Kurumi-Lover In reply to ??? [2009-07-08 23:55:23 +0000 UTC]

LOL!
I love it!
Your work is so beautiful * 3*

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myfinalfantasyvii In reply to ??? [2009-07-08 23:54:30 +0000 UTC]

That is so funny and I love it! Great job<3

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NaughtyBoy83 In reply to ??? [2009-07-08 23:53:59 +0000 UTC]

Very cool, pretty funny.

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zoe2001135 In reply to ??? [2009-07-08 23:49:44 +0000 UTC]

XD awesome

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DreamSkaype In reply to ??? [2009-07-08 23:48:53 +0000 UTC]

The pickup line in the artist comments totally threw me off. I was expecting something cheesy XD

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sebleikvold In reply to ??? [2009-07-08 23:45:46 +0000 UTC]

Lol a better pick up line is
"does this smell like chloroform to you?"

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Corrupthoughts In reply to sebleikvold [2009-07-09 00:27:10 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! Thats simply classic!

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