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1. TANTALIZE -- For the whole summer, Hiccup had been wearing a sleeveless shirt that was short enough to show his stomach and tight enough to look like a second skin, and pants that were as tight as the shirt; for the whole summer, Hiccup had stopped Tuffnut from doing anything more than looking, and when Tuffnut came into his room one day to find a completely naked Hiccup on his bed and telling him the words "Summer's over," the blond wasted no time in pouncing on the smaller male and "punishing" him for making the blond almost burst from all the built-up frustration.

2. GRIPPE -- "Didn't I tell you that wrestling with Ruff in the snow would lead to this?" admonished Hiccup, grinning while he took care of a flu-ridden Tuffnut who could only mutter "Shaddup" and pull the covers tighter around him.

3. HEMP -- In hindsight, trading with the merchants on the mainland for that strange plant probably wasn't the best idea ever; however, during the time the group had it, it seemed like a pretty good idea, especially when Fishlegs, Snotlout, and Tuffnut began dancing, Ruffnut and Astrid began making out, and Hiccup and Toothless sat next to each other and swayed side to side to the songs that a high Gobber and Stoick were belting out.

4. CABBIE -- Tuffnut was glad he was a cabbie; after all, how kinky was it to get told by your boss to pick up a "Tom Stoick" (his boyfriend's code name for himself), drive him to a parking garage, and proceed to ravage him on company property?

5. FESTAL -- "...Okay, how the HELL does our stupid English teacher expect us to use 'festal' in a sentence?"

6. AMULET -- Looking over the gorge to the other side where the cave was, the blond warrior brought a hand up and grasped the protective amulet the royal sorcerer had given him and the promise he'd made the small brunette: "I swear that I'll not only destroy the demon that has been ravaging our lands," he'd said before stepping forward and taking the brunette's hands in his (and making him blush, too), "but I'll return safe, and hopefully worthy of asking your hand in marriage, my little sorcerer."

7. WELL-KNOWN -- One was well-known for being the school slut; one was well-known for being a weak, wimpy little teen that could easily be overpowered by anybody; those two things, however, were completely wrong, for the blond wasn't a school slut (his former boyfriend made that up when the blond wouldn't sleep with him), and the little brunette wasn't a weak, wimpy little pushover (the blond could attest to that fact when the brunette managed to not only convince the blond to make love to him, but managed to be both the dominant one AND the submissive one).

8. WORKABLE -- Although going over to Snotlout's house to "study" with him and Fishlegs was the only way Tuffnut and Hiccup could see each other outside of school (all thanks to Tuff's parents forbidding him to go to Hiccup's house), it was the only workable solution until Hiccup turned eighteen and was allowed by his dad to let Tuff live with them.

9. BLOATED -- "Hiccup," the blond began, embracing his 7-month pregnant husband from behind, "you are not fat; you're pregnant and beautiful, and the only reason you're feeling bloated is nat--
" "If you finish that sentence with 'natural pregnant functions and possibly gas,' I swear that you'll be sleeping in the dragon stables for quite a while." "...Er, bloated from how heavy the food was at the feast tonight?" "Good answer."

10. OUTFIT -- The boys wanted to kill themselves for losing a bet against Astrid and Ruffnut, since it meant that they'd have to get into girl's clothes for the day (though really, Tuff was just a little less suicidal than the other boys, seeing as he and Ruff had switched clothes a lot as little kids to confuse people).

11. RHEUM -- As much as Hiccup would have LOVED to give Tuffnut a "get well" kiss while he was getting over his fever, he wasn't going to kiss someone who had some sort of discharge coming from his nose and running over his lips; that was just gross!

12. RECIPROCATION -- When Ruffnut and Astrid passed Tuffnut and Hiccup in the hallway in the middle of a heavy make out session, the two gave each other a high five; after all, if it wasn't for both of them knowing about Tuff's and Hiccup's feelings for each other and their fear of rejection, those two would have been pining after each other for the rest of their years.

13. GENETICS -- When the blond grave robber known as Tuffnut heard the only Wallace child singing about how he was infected by his mother's genetics and saw the boy at the window, wearing a short dress that looked more like an altered pillowcase, he knew that he was in love, and he would overcome any obstacle to be with the brunette; unfortunately, it was only AFTER he decided to try for the brunette's heart that his biggest obstacle was his Repo Man dad ("I just HAD to fall for a Repo Man's kid, don't I?").

14. SELF-ASSURANCE -- It was tough to have self-assurance when he was constantly being told by people much better looking than him when Tuffnut wasn't around that the blond was only with him because Hiccup was a virgin and wanted to have the honor of popping his cherry before dumping him.

15. RYE -- "Hiccup?" "..." "Uh, Hiccup...what'd I--" "No. Rye. Bread. During. Pregnancy." "Uh, ehehehe, uhhh...I'll go get that wheat bread from my mother, then..." "Good idea."

16. AN -- "So we picked up a orange--" "AN orange, Tuff." "Fine, AN orange, and we..."

17. TRIBE -- Árni Thorston was a traditional Texan rancher--he had married a blond haired, blue eyed wife, had two blond haired, blue eyed children that helped out with the ranch (though he sometimes wished Ruffnut would act more like a girl instead of a boy), and he had visions of his children marrying and having more blond, blue eyed kids; thankfully, he hadn't yet discovered that Tuffnut was in a relationship with the son of the Apache tribe's chief, while Ruffnut was involved with the chief's son's best friend (who just so happened to be a girl), so...he could live in his fantasy world for a little while longer, right?

18. WRY -- Hiccup made a wry face when he saw his boyfriend and Snotlout decided to go ahead with their plan to have jousts on their dragons with 5 foot long tunas as their swords.

19. ENFORCEABLE -- Stoick may have thought that his "No being alone with Tuffnut until you're both eighteen" rule was enforceable, but he forgot one thing--Hiccup was quite devious, and knew exactly how to be alone with his boyfriend (his most common and most believed excuse being "Sorry dad, we took a detour to Jamba and got caught in rush hour traffic.").

20. FORCE -- "No! No, no, nu-uh, no way, you can't make me--" "Hiccup, you are going with me to this stupid party my parents are dragging me to or I swear, with Odin as my witness, I will let Ruffnut and Astrid get their hands on you and make you look like a two-bit ho for Halloween next week." "...Is this casual or a black tie affair?" "I knew you'd see things my way."

Description
1. TANTALIZE -- For the whole summer, Hiccup had been wearing a sleeveless shirt that was short enough to show his stomach and tight enough to look like a second skin, and pants that were as tight as the shirt; for the whole summer, Hiccup had stopped Tuffnut from doing anything more than looking, and when Tuffnut came into his room one day to find a completely naked Hiccup on his bed and telling him the words "Summer's over," the blond wasted no time in pouncing on the smaller male and "punishing" him for making the blond almost burst from all the built-up frustration.

2. GRIPPE -- "Didn't I tell you that wrestling with Ruff in the snow would lead to this?" admonished Hiccup, grinning while he took care of a flu-ridden Tuffnut who could only mutter "Shaddup" and pull the covers tighter around him.

3. HEMP -- In hindsight, trading with the merchants on the mainland for that strange plant probably wasn't the best idea ever; however, during the time the group had it, it seemed like a pretty good idea, especially when Fishlegs, Snotlout, and Tuffnut began dancing, Ruffnut and Astrid began making out, and Hiccup and Toothless sat next to each other and swayed side to side to the songs that a high Gobber and Stoick were belting out.

4. CABBIE -- Tuffnut was glad he was a cabbie; after all, how kinky was it to get told by your boss to pick up a "Tom Stoick" (his boyfriend's code name for himself), drive him to a parking garage, and proceed to ravage him on company property?

5. FESTAL -- "...Okay, how the HELL does our stupid English teacher expect us to use 'festal' in a sentence?"

6. AMULET -- Looking over the gorge to the other side where the cave was, the blond warrior brought a hand up and grasped the protective amulet the royal sorcerer had given him and the promise he'd made the small brunette: "I swear that I'll not only destroy the demon that has been ravaging our lands," he'd said before stepping forward and taking the brunette's hands in his (and making him blush, too), "but I'll return safe, and hopefully worthy of asking your hand in marriage, my little sorcerer."

7. WELL-KNOWN -- One was well-known for being the school slut; one was well-known for being a weak, wimpy little teen that could easily be overpowered by anybody; those two things, however, were completely wrong, for the blond wasn't a school slut (his former boyfriend made that up when the blond wouldn't sleep with him), and the little brunette wasn't a weak, wimpy little pushover (the blond could attest to that fact when the brunette managed to not only convince the blond to make love to him, but managed to be both the dominant one AND the submissive one).

8. WORKABLE -- Although going over to Snotlout's house to "study" with him and Fishlegs was the only way Tuffnut and Hiccup could see each other outside of school (all thanks to Tuff's parents forbidding him to go to Hiccup's house), it was the only workable solution until Hiccup turned eighteen and was allowed by his dad to let Tuff live with them.

9. BLOATED -- "Hiccup," the blond began, embracing his 7-month pregnant husband from behind, "you are not fat; you're pregnant and beautiful, and the only reason you're feeling bloated is nat--
" "If you finish that sentence with 'natural pregnant functions and possibly gas,' I swear that you'll be sleeping in the dragon stables for quite a while." "...Er, bloated from how heavy the food was at the feast tonight?" "Good answer."

10. OUTFIT -- The boys wanted to kill themselves for losing a bet against Astrid and Ruffnut, since it meant that they'd have to get into girl's clothes for the day (though really, Tuff was just a little less suicidal than the other boys, seeing as he and Ruff had switched clothes a lot as little kids to confuse people).

11. RHEUM -- As much as Hiccup would have LOVED to give Tuffnut a "get well" kiss while he was getting over his fever, he wasn't going to kiss someone who had some sort of discharge coming from his nose and running over his lips; that was just gross!

12. RECIPROCATION -- When Ruffnut and Astrid passed Tuffnut and Hiccup in the hallway in the middle of a heavy make out session, the two gave each other a high five; after all, if it wasn't for both of them knowing about Tuff's and Hiccup's feelings for each other and their fear of rejection, those two would have been pining after each other for the rest of their years.

13. GENETICS -- When the blond grave robber known as Tuffnut heard the only Wallace child singing about how he was infected by his mother's genetics and saw the boy at the window, wearing a short dress that looked more like an altered pillowcase, he knew that he was in love, and he would overcome any obstacle to be with the brunette; unfortunately, it was only AFTER he decided to try for the brunette's heart that his biggest obstacle was his Repo Man dad ("I just HAD to fall for a Repo Man's kid, don't I?").

14. SELF-ASSURANCE -- It was tough to have self-assurance when he was constantly being told by people much better looking than him when Tuffnut wasn't around that the blond was only with him because Hiccup was a virgin and wanted to have the honor of popping his cherry before dumping him.

15. RYE -- "Hiccup?" "..." "Uh, Hiccup...what'd I--" "No. Rye. Bread. During. Pregnancy." "Uh, ehehehe, uhhh...I'll go get that wheat bread from my mother, then..." "Good idea."

16. AN -- "So we picked up a orange--" "AN orange, Tuff." "Fine, AN orange, and we..."

17. TRIBE -- Árni Thorston was a traditional Texan rancher--he had married a blond haired, blue eyed wife, had two blond haired, blue eyed children that helped out with the ranch (though he sometimes wished Ruffnut would act more like a girl instead of a boy), and he had visions of his children marrying and having more blond, blue eyed kids; thankfully, he hadn't yet discovered that Tuffnut was in a relationship with the son of the Apache tribe's chief, while Ruffnut was involved with the chief's son's best friend (who just so happened to be a girl), so...he could live in his fantasy world for a little while longer, right?

18. WRY -- Hiccup made a wry face when he saw his boyfriend and Snotlout decided to go ahead with their plan to have jousts on their dragons with 5 foot long tunas as their swords.

19. ENFORCEABLE -- Stoick may have thought that his "No being alone with Tuffnut until you're both eighteen" rule was enforceable, but he forgot one thing--Hiccup was quite devious, and knew exactly how to be alone with his boyfriend (his most common and most believed excuse being "Sorry dad, we took a detour to Jamba and got caught in rush hour traffic.").

20. FORCE -- "No! No, no, nu-uh, no way, you can't make me--" "Hiccup, you are going with me to this stupid party my parents are dragging me to or I swear, with Odin as my witness, I will let Ruffnut and Astrid get their hands on you and make you look like a two-bit ho for Halloween next week." "...Is this casual or a black tie affair?" "I knew you'd see things my way."