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BR: "But why hang mistletoe? You do know the tradition behind that, right? I-is there someone you like?"

QJ: *grins and pulls out extendable boxing glove* "Nah, I have my own tradition, Spinach Tail."

My mistletoe joke last year was so lame I didn't even bother to put it on DeviantArt. I'll put to link to it for those who are curious.

Anyway, I imagine Quackerjack's on a decorating kick, and since he's got no actual mistletoe, he's using the nearest plant as a substitute. Unfortunately, the nearest plant just so happened to be Bushroot--never mind that he's a Lycium nycanthropus, which is some kind of fictional species of boxthorn/desert-thorn/wolfberry. He's a (hopeless) romantic plant, he'd do just fine.

I'd be annoyed, too, Bushy.

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BR: "But why hang mistletoe? You do know the tradition behind that, right? I-is there someone you like?"

QJ: *grins and pulls out extendable boxing glove* "Nah, I have my own tradition, Spinach Tail."

My mistletoe joke last year was so lame I didn't even bother to put it on DeviantArt. I'll put to link to it for those who are curious.

Anyway, I imagine Quackerjack's on a decorating kick, and since he's got no actual mistletoe, he's using the nearest plant as a substitute. Unfortunately, the nearest plant just so happened to be Bushroot--never mind that he's a Lycium nycanthropus, which is some kind of fictional species of boxthorn/desert-thorn/wolfberry. He's a (hopeless) romantic plant, he'd do just fine.

I'd be annoyed, too, Bushy.