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Published: 2013-12-05 03:43:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 104970; Favourites: 2501; Downloads: 570
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on an unrelated comic note I baked a cake today, it was half vanilla and half chocolate, really sweet.Related content
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Half Vanilla and half chocolate? That sounds amazingly awesome! Do you perhaps have the recipe anywhere?
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............actually if i am not mistaken, twilight mentioned that they were actually children back then. they grew up in that castle
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that's one of those ... "mother will be displeased with us sister ...let's hide the body and blame ...minitaurs "
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Immortality is interesting to think of in this context.Β
I love it.
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Do it again I wasn't looking!!!
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And thus started the second Great War amongst the people of Euro...Equestria.
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Nice comic, and nice unrelated comic note. I love cake.
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Of course, when you can't die, you look for funny ways to kill yourself. I'd say a millennium of suffocation and solar radiation is a personal favorite of mine.
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I notice she said that they should have stopped AFTER what happened. Wonder what else went wrong.
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The cake isn't a lie as in it doesn't it exist, rather that you do not get to consume the cake at the end of portal
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You fiend! You would freely confess to baking the greatest of LIES!!!!
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I don't know what I like most the comic, the description, or the mix of them both together.
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OH GOD!!!!!!!!...
You mixed vanilla and chocolate, must sound delicious XD
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Anyone else wish the archduke had a funny little hat?
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I love how the description almost never matches up with the actual comic.
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LOL! Jackass-Alicorn Edition
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Archduke: Celestia... I'm not... long... for this world...
Celestia: D-don't speak, I'll use my magic to help heal your... well, everything, really. Just-
Archduke: Y-your majesty... please... let an old... stallion... finish his... last... thoughts...
Celestia: I think I can take most of the ones out of your throat, would that help? Oh, no, just started bleeding faster...
Archduke: I've... always... wanted... to tell you, your... majesty...
Celestia: Damn, I forgot how mortals work... will the bleeding stop if I put them back in?
Archduke: Celestia... I've... I've always... I've always loved...
Celestia: Yes?
Archduke: Huuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhh... *dies*
Celestia: Oh. Um. Well. Learned two things - that, and putting the arrows back in DIDN'T help. Huh.
Luna: Seriously, sister, what am I missing?
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classic respoince lol
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Luna: What do you mean we can't play with the traps anymore?
Celestia: It's just... it's not safe for the mortals, you see. We can't play when they're in the castle.
Luna: But that's not fair! They're always in he castle!
Celestia: Hmm... actually, we could play at night! Castle's deserted then.
Luna: ... what?
Celestia: Yes.. yes! Brilliant! We'll play when they all go home to bed!
Luna: T-they... go home at night? W-while I'm up tending the moon and stars?
Celestia: Yeah, this will work out great! Just you and me and nopony else around to bother us.
Luna: Oh... y-yes, of course... because they're all gone... and s-sleeping... instead of watching... watching..
Celestia: Us play?
Luna: *sniffle* ... the night I m-make for them.
Celestia: Oh? Nah, I wouldn't worry about that. They're always sleeping at night.
Luna: WAAAAAA! *runs off*
Celestia: Huh, that was odd. Well, I'm sure it can't get any worse.
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lol luna needs more hugs lol
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Celestia: Luna... you haven't come out of your room for weeks... something the matter?
Luna: *sniff* Leave us be, sister.
Celestia: Aw, come on, Lulu! I know you're upset about the trap playground-
Luna: Don't call us that.
Celestia: So I thought, for old time's sake, why don't we play on the crusher again? Doesn't that sound fun?
Luna: *sniff* They hate us.
Celestia: Now, Luna. You know better. Traps don't have minds, they just like to play.
Luna: We said, leave us be. Sister.
Celestia: Come on, Lulu! The castle will be completely empty tonight! I ordered everypony home just so you and I could-
Luna: BEGONE! *slams door*
Celestia: Ouch! Well, all the more fun for me, then. Wonder what's got into her, though?
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and why she started talking prefuring herself in the plural
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Celestia: Lulu! I heard you finally came out of your room! And you set a trap for me here in the throne room? Is this true?
Luna: 'Tis, dear sister.
Celestia: Oh, wonderful! I'm so glad you decided to stop being so sour about whatever that was and come play again!
Luna: Oh, but dear sister, we are "still sour".
Celestia: Sure, sure - I don't see any traps set up. Did you hide them under our thrones again?
Luna: Thou doth not get it, doth thou, sister? We were never mad about not being able to play.
Celestia: Oh? Well, I'm glad you're over it, then! So, where's this trap you set up for me?
Luna: WE CANNOT GET OVER IT! They shun us, sister! They despise our night! And you... you said you sent them away!
Celestia: Well, it's not like they've anything to do at night anyways. And why are you talking to me in the plural like I'm a commoner?
Luna: They have PLENTY to do! They have stars to admire, and the moon - OUR Moon!
Celestia: Lulu, come on - this is ludicrous. Do you really expect me to believe you're upset over something so trivial as that?
Luna: ... YES! Yes, dear sister, we hath hidden a trap for you in this room.
Celestia: Ah, see - there's the little Lulu I know and love! So, where is it?
Luna: Standing...
Nightmare Moon: ...right in front of you.
Celestia: Aw, don't you look all grown up! So, how is this a trap-
Nightmare Moon: *LASER BLAST*
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Celestia: Right! Now that that's all over with... hmm, time to clean up?
Guard: Clean up - clean what?! The castle's all but destroyed!
Celestia: Yeah, Lulu plays to win. I see your point, though.
Guard: So... what shall we do, your Highness?
Celestia: Tell you what - I'll cast a beam of light. First place it hits, we build the new castle there. *ZAP*
Guard: ... you hit the side of that mountain, Highness.
Celestia: Oh. Well... Lulu would've liked that, anyways. All the possible traps-
Guard: Traps?
Celestia: Right - damn, forgot. That's what started this whole mess.
Guard: Majesty, what "traps"?
Celestia: You know what? Let's just abandon this place. I don't think anypony will want to come here for, say... a thousand years or so.
Guard: Because you... set traps in it just now?
Celestia: ... let's go with that.
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Celestia: Luna, um, I think we should talk about this-
Nightmare Moon: The time for speech hath passed! *LASER BLAST*
Celestia: Whoa! Okay, now you say that, but as your big sister-
Nightmare Moon: *LASER BLAST* THOU ART A FALSE RULER! THY WORDS MEAN NOTHING!
Celestia: Right, about that in a second - listen, Lulu! The whole point of the trap game was that our traps were only dangerous to mortals!
Nightmare Moon: *LASER BLAST*
Celestia: OUCH! Exactly, see, that really did hurt! Now, why don't you tone it down a bit, I don't feel like playing today-
Nightmare Moon: Thou NEVER hath time for us! NEVER! Thou lavish in the day, yet make frivolities of our night! *LASER BLAST*
Celestia: Yikes! Okay, Lulu, I hate to put my hoof down, but if you don't stop this right now I'm going to pull rank!
Nightmare Moon: Rank? RANK? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE RULER, AND THAT RULER SHALL BE ME! *LASER BLAST*
Celestia: AUGH! *crash* Ow... L-Lulu, that... t-that really hurt...
Nightmare Moon: Good. We are pleased. We are. We ARE. Doth it pain you, sister? Doth it make you feel small?
Celestia: What... are you talking about? Lulu, it was only a g-game-
Nightmare Moon: 'Twas indeed. 'Twas all games to you, sister. The traps, the Archduke... me. 'Twas nothing but fun for you.
Celestia: N-now Lulu, that's not fair... remember the trap door slide? Your favorite! It took me weeks to craft it for you.
Nightmare Moon: Labor done by slaves. Slaves to your sun. Thou hoard them in the day, make them hate the night. Hate US.
Celestia: T-that's not true... Luna, what's happened to you?
Nightmare Moon: STOP CALLING ME THAT! WE ARE NIGHTMARE MOON, AND EQUESTRIA SHALL BE OURS!
Celestia: No, Lulu... don't make me use... *whimper* them.
Nightmare Moon: Ha! As if thou alone could. Playtime is over, dear sister. *chuckle* Good-night. *LASER CHARGING*
Celestia: *deep breath* *SUMMON ELEMENTS* Luna... it's morning.
*KABOOM*
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ehehehehehe never play with the death!
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Hah! It's the guy from the paintings!
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Uh Oh, not good! NOT GOOD!
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I want some cake first before I need to start worrying about somepony.
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Ahh, the antics of immortals. :]
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Best part of this was the cake.
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mmmm i wanna cake like that , guess i'll have to settle with making cookies though....
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Archduke: I don't remember what happened...
Celestia: Probably for the best...
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HAH! Funny stuff almost remind me of this show where it was about friends daring each other.
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and that's why they had to take BlueBlood to the castle...
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Well, immortals need entertainment too.
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