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Something I very quickly put together.

Okay,I know the commercial's six years old,but....there's a DirecTV ad from 2014 in which some guy's inexplicably married to a beautiful life-size string puppet,and she frets that because of his recent comments that he prefers having the TV service because it eliminates the need for "ugly wires",and she fears that attitude also applies to her. He assures her that's not the case,and she immediately launches into a display of seduction that can best be described as something Bil Baird probably saw in his masturbation fantasies....

...did I just make an eleventh joke?

Anyhoooo....when I found it on YouTube a few years back,my comment was in the form of a David Lettermen-esque Top Ten list. I just checked this morning and,while the ad's still there,it's not the posting I commented on. I remembered most of it,and well....I guess I wanted to preserve it somehow....

Description
Something I very quickly put together.

Okay,I know the commercial's six years old,but....there's a DirecTV ad from 2014 in which some guy's inexplicably married to a beautiful life-size string puppet,and she frets that because of his recent comments that he prefers having the TV service because it eliminates the need for "ugly wires",and she fears that attitude also applies to her. He assures her that's not the case,and she immediately launches into a display of seduction that can best be described as something Bil Baird probably saw in his masturbation fantasies....

...did I just make an eleventh joke?

Anyhoooo....when I found it on YouTube a few years back,my comment was in the form of a David Lettermen-esque Top Ten list. I just checked this morning and,while the ad's still there,it's not the posting I commented on. I remembered most of it,and well....I guess I wanted to preserve it somehow....