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Published: 2009-08-01 12:11:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 527; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 1
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BROKE THE ARTIFICIAL GRAVITY CONTROL!Scotty and McCoy..
Coz I felt like it.
I don't own these nerds.
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YOUR HAIR IS SO GREAT AND FLOWY.
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Why thank you! I use whatever-is-in-the-shower...it's a fantastic brand.
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No way, me too.
It really works for hair cleanery.
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Yes! It...cleans it...and cleans it some more.
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UNTIL YOUR HAIR SHINES LIKE THE MOOOOOOOON.
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And then you go 'AAAAAAAAAAAH THE SHAMPOO BLEACHED MY HAIR WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!'
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I DON'T WANT TO BE FATHER CHRISTMAS.
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Yes! I AM QUITE FOND OF MY NOT WHITE BEARD!
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I HAVE A RUGGED BROWN BEARD. WITH SIDEBURNS.
LIKE WOLVERINE OR SOMETHING LIKE IT.
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OOOOH! DOES IT COME WITH A MOUSTACHE?
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WHAT ELSE WOULD COME WITH?
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I DUNNO! SOME PEOPLE ARE WEIRD AND DON'T HAVE MOUSTACHES!! BECAUSE THEY'RE WEIRD!
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It's what the weird people eat for breakfast!
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'Look there's a message in my alpha-bits! It says "Oooooooooooo."'
'
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Haha. That's very funny.
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Hah it's from Family Guy.
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Yeah. The jokes are pretty recognisable...like
"Wow, this is as awkward as having sex with a rhinoceros that doesn't love you."
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I loved the one with TNG in it.
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*strains memory.* I can't remember it for the life of me..I've seen 1 too many episodes.
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*strains memory*
*memory pops*
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Oh noes...I'll get the brush and shovel.
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It's okay. I'll get my mop.
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And then the mess shall be cleaned away like it never happened. Ever.
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Oh go us.
We can clean like no other.
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Because I have the brush and shovel of AWESOME! And you have the mop of JUSTICE! And then BAM! and the dirt is gone.
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AND IT IS AWESOME, LIKE JUSTICE, AND BAM. WHICH IS A FANTASTIC PRODUCT.
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IT IS, ISN'T IT! IT CAN BE THE THIRD PART OF OUR AWESOME JUSTICE CLEAN UP CREW.
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JOIN US BAM. AND YOU TOO OXY CLEAN, BECAUSE YOU SOUND LIKE A DRUG.
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YOU MEAN ITS NOT A DRUG?! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!
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UH OH. SOMEONE RIDING THE OXY CLEAN TRAIN.
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CHOO CHOO! I HEARA TRAINA COMIN'!
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CATCH A RIDE IF YOU CAN!
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ON THE OXY CLEAN TRAAAAAAAAAAAIN. WOOOOOOOOP
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I had to cook my own hotdogs tonight...then I poked them with a fork..and they split. FML.
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I hate when they split. Then you can see their meaty insides.
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Ew yes..and it's the that you realise they are not really sausages.
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It can only be called a sausage if it has more then 30% meat..in New Zealand..And I really dont think the ones I had could be called sausages.
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That sucks. I don't know the meat percentage for America. If it isn't green, it's probably meat.
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Haha Green. I probably wouldn't eat it if it were green.. unless it said vegetarian sausage..and then I still wouldn't eat it because vegetarian food is laaaaaaaaaaaaame. I like meat.
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meat meat meat. I'm sorry Paul McCartney, I don't subscribe to your vegan ways.
I like eating cows too much.
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Haha vegans. Cows ARE really good to eat. Except when they have madcow disease.
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Mad cow disease. Oh ewwww. Cows that have anger issues, just what I need.
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Yeah, no one like beef with beef.
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