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Published: 2018-04-12 02:40:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 331; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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Gleemers are an uncommon site in the 5th dimension, as they often forget to extend in all directions and end up temporarily confined to the 3rd plane of existence or lower. Despite this they appear to be in a constant state of violent ascension, as emphasized by their everpresent flaring eyes. To be a Gleemer is to be constantly enlightened every moment of time, and older variants have been known to shine so brightly they generate intense heat, melting nearby solids into liquids, nearby liquids into gas, and nearby gas into something unknown to our current perception of the third dimension. Unless one is exceptionally skilled in the art of shitposting, it is not recommended to engage a Gleemer as their devastating "your mom gay" insults are hard to counter. Gleemers also boast high defense, both because of their high muscle mass, timespace shields, and the ability to reflect most magic-based attacks with their special "no u" move. It is said that there exists a Gleemer so powerful its eyes alone can deep fry galaxies.what the fuck am I doing
