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I was just kidding about that stupid bug joke when I was eight I went into the horrible attic hall I looked at my grandpa. As I opened the door I walked up the twenty six steps. I t was bear except for a skeleton I was so little and so stupid so I picked up the skull and took it to my room. Next day I woke up I felt older, I felt like a eighteen year old. Then I checked my drivers licsence. I yelled Yahoo I can drive I jumped in my hot red chevy corvette and I drove down the road at eighty miles and hour the policeman said slow down slow down idiot you are going so fast youl probably go ahead in time. He took me to jail the next day I woke up I was twenty eight I was out of the cell.I looked around the room but there was nowone but me then I remember about the bone I thought I found it in a gravyard. But I remember I didn't find it there I checked my callender I was late for work.I I drove as fast is I could going to work without going over sevendy miles an hour when I got home from work I went to sleep when I woke up I was 88 years old I could barely move I needed a cane or a wheel chair I grabbed my walking stick I was retired so I drove my chevy but it looked dusty and old. I kicked I t in it stared I when to when it was 1156. It took me five minutes to get to the attic. When I reacht it I had five seconds to live. I put the bone at the last second. There was a big flash as my life rewared. Then I 10. I never wan't to get old at least for 80 years. I am glad to be yoiung again. Tomorrow I will burn the bones. Thyat should be execelant. I gave a bone to my dog.