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Dragontortoise — Twlight Comics 5-8

Published: 2008-05-30 18:02:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 38364; Favourites: 1318; Downloads: 118
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Description All Twilight characters are copyright to Stephenie Meyer.

These ones probably aren't as funny as the last set, since i wasn't having a very good week. I had to get some help from my friend Caitlin (i hope i spelled your name right -_-' for some of the punchlines.

If any of you want me to do one on a particular character, just let me know ^^ I'm open to suggestions.
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Comments: 282

izzycullen [2009-06-28 23:56:55 +0000 UTC]

lmao i LOVE the last one you should ake more

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FleyeingHii [2009-06-26 14:42:31 +0000 UTC]

haha #6

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Fiashak In reply to ??? [2009-06-21 15:25:57 +0000 UTC]

number 8 Lol! XD

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JamLover [2009-06-19 00:29:02 +0000 UTC]

Sam's hair is hawt!!
But he's kindof a dick in the 4th book for a bit so yeah...
I love your comics!

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loopytunny In reply to ??? [2009-06-15 16:34:06 +0000 UTC]

is the girl in #7 meant to be Alice?

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loopytunny In reply to ??? [2009-06-15 16:33:03 +0000 UTC]

is the girl in #7 meant to be Alice?

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triXa-1310 In reply to ??? [2009-06-15 09:16:59 +0000 UTC]

i like the last one!!
is funny

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Grey-flow [2009-06-09 18:45:46 +0000 UTC]

plz do more!with any characters..they're so entertaining!

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avatar-crazy90210 [2009-06-08 04:31:05 +0000 UTC]

i luv #7 lol

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TakaraRose In reply to ??? [2009-06-01 14:14:02 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO "rape his dead body" "Yea..wait what?" I love that part ^^

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zeloco In reply to ??? [2009-05-13 20:58:45 +0000 UTC]

: D
#7 is so like the family guy: [link]

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umbuby In reply to ??? [2009-05-11 18:18:30 +0000 UTC]

"Wanna see my tail?" ROFL
AWSOME work!

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ChinaSchae In reply to ??? [2009-05-09 14:22:35 +0000 UTC]

Alice is so cute!

You should draw more!

Plus those are great drawings, really cute.

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Elf1219 [2009-05-05 12:27:29 +0000 UTC]

awesum!!!!!!!

paul:man i h8 vampires!
jacob:me 2! especially that stupid edward!
paul:yeah! we shood kill im...!!
jacob:yeah!
paul:...then rape his dead body!
jacob:yea- w8 wat?

lol iluv these!!

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AliceCullen17 [2009-04-28 04:27:10 +0000 UTC]

I love the last one!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhh! Pure hilarity!

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crazeemunkee132 [2009-04-27 01:30:11 +0000 UTC]

U R HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

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riceballgirl [2009-04-22 15:43:22 +0000 UTC]

OMG!!! Paul is GAY!!

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Ely94 [2009-04-18 14:43:06 +0000 UTC]

"Then rape his dead body"? O_O
Oh My God...XDD "Wanna see my tail?"
It's so funny...

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Soon-to-be-Killer136 [2009-04-16 01:18:44 +0000 UTC]

Last one was perfect! XD

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xbarelyxbreathingx [2009-04-10 00:35:20 +0000 UTC]

OMG THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY I LAUGHED SO HARD I ALMOST PEED MYSELF!

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lady-keaira [2009-04-07 17:04:07 +0000 UTC]

GAWD, YOU ARE MY IDOL!!!

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Dragonic [2009-03-31 11:56:55 +0000 UTC]

Rofl..
I almost feel out of my chair..
"wanna see my tail?"
Brilliant!
xD

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Luv2PlyVball [2009-03-30 01:44:05 +0000 UTC]

EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE!!!

[link] LOL luv dem all.

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Emmynemm [2009-03-29 21:12:46 +0000 UTC]

hahahah I can so relate to the third one. I've done it before. ^.^

Eddie eddie eddie eddie eddie eddie EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE!!!!

WHAATTTT?????????!!!!

Hi. ^.^

If you want to annoy the living daylights out of someone... that one works EVERY time. ^.^

LOVE these. I got all sad when I read the last one of these because there wasn't any more. :[ They make me laugh.

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TwilightLuvvah [2009-03-21 21:15:11 +0000 UTC]

wow lmao i cant stop laughing!!!!!


EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE!!!! rofl

haha MAKE MORE!!!

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sayagirl [2009-03-20 18:58:11 +0000 UTC]

i love #8 but dont get #1

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iBlowUpStuff In reply to sayagirl [2009-03-30 13:22:55 +0000 UTC]

Well, if two vamps could have a child, then the child would have vampire teeth...so yeah.

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sayagirl In reply to iBlowUpStuff [2009-03-30 19:06:18 +0000 UTC]

ooo owch

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iBlowUpStuff In reply to sayagirl [2009-03-31 13:44:02 +0000 UTC]

*shudders* Yah..

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StormWolf8 In reply to sayagirl [2009-03-23 12:27:31 +0000 UTC]

#1, think about nursing when your a rock...

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sayagirl In reply to StormWolf8 [2009-03-24 05:49:20 +0000 UTC]

oooooo i get it

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IHeartVimes In reply to ??? [2009-03-20 03:28:05 +0000 UTC]

LMAO # 8

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gnarleytoe [2009-03-17 22:24:32 +0000 UTC]

LOL #8

sam: We should kill him!!
Jacob: Yeah!!
Sam: ...then rape his dead body!!
jacob: yeah- wait what???

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Brooke-CullenBlack In reply to gnarleytoe [2009-03-26 22:17:01 +0000 UTC]

it was paul

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gnarleytoe In reply to Brooke-CullenBlack [2009-03-26 23:36:35 +0000 UTC]

dammit....

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Brooke-CullenBlack In reply to gnarleytoe [2009-03-28 01:16:35 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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skycatcher [2009-03-09 17:21:09 +0000 UTC]

Where are all the others anyways?

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lrb911 In reply to ??? [2009-03-07 02:12:39 +0000 UTC]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE # 7!!!! Stewie impersonation?! SWEET!!!

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Dragontortoise In reply to lrb911 [2009-03-22 23:22:47 +0000 UTC]

yeah, i was watching family guy when i made that one. i was like "omgwtf! i gotta use that!"

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Brooke-CullenBlack In reply to Dragontortoise [2009-03-26 22:17:26 +0000 UTC]

its totally alice

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lrb911 In reply to Dragontortoise [2009-03-23 02:03:37 +0000 UTC]

Yeah... BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
it totally works... like perfectly!

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coleslawari [2009-03-01 00:17:55 +0000 UTC]

Alice is so adorable in this one!

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Im-only-Sleeping [2009-02-28 03:08:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh my gosh! I died on #8! That was freakin' hilarious! Awesome job.

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blueflower281 [2009-02-23 01:27:49 +0000 UTC]

LOVE the last one, your so gay paul >.<

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ooooZutaraxxxx [2009-02-22 15:43:46 +0000 UTC]

Homg!

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Shaygirly [2009-02-21 03:35:42 +0000 UTC]

Not to be annoying.Im sorry if i am, Have you thought about my suggestion???

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Dragontortoise In reply to Shaygirly [2009-03-22 23:26:09 +0000 UTC]

yeah and i do plan on incorporating it into the next set of comics. it's gonna be a while, though -_-'

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Brooke-CullenBlack In reply to Dragontortoise [2009-03-29 16:05:27 +0000 UTC]

ehh i got another idea. i got it from me and my friend today lmao.

Alice: *playing with a wrapper that held her new neclase*

Jasper: *walks in* Hey Alice!

Alice: Jasper! *hugs him and throws the wrapper on him*

JAsper: *sighs* alice... *gives her the wrapper*

Alice: *hisses (lol)* Throw it out! *starts chasing jasper*

Jasper: ahh crap *runs*

Alice: GET BACK HERE *tackles him*

Emmett: *walks in* 0/0 Uh...should i leave you some privacy? *smirks*



Random sorry 0/0

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Shaygirly In reply to Dragontortoise [2009-03-23 23:40:25 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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22417004906905 [2009-02-18 18:31:17 +0000 UTC]

Okay, I've read all of the comics and I really think that the last one with Paul and Jacob is the freaking funnies one!

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