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DrDavidStanford — If you can't beat them....

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Published: 2021-06-29 22:03:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 1598; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 0
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Description ... join them, the old saying quotes.
So it is not unusual for a minotaur of the size and strength of Tank to come outside of his labyrinth and to find delegations (instead of the usual bunch of pesky noble knights and wannabe heroes) presenting gifts to the giant beast with the far too obvious intent to hopefully convince the mighty minotaur to deploy his might alongside the army of this or that king... it is quite obvious that whoever side Tank may choose to side is definitely going to have a HUGE advantage over the other.

Tank of course would never turn down such generous offers; as for siding in battle with some king's army well... there is no rush for that right? I mean, I doubt anybody would try to make pressure on this mountain of a minotaur right?

Hehe I kind of pity the ambassador (inspired by "The swan princess"'s chamberlain by the way); I mean it's not going to be easy going back and report to the king with the news that all gifts have been eagerly accept but without anything but vague promises in return; seriosuly guys I think being an ambassador in the past (or in a fantasy world) was by far one of the worst "career option" ever. Especially when you were supposed to bring messages that may not being liked by your recipient with quite obvious consequences (like having your tongue... or head, taken off)


Tank belongs to  assassino
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