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Okay this is for the people in the same hetalia family as I.You can ask questions about how I see the Netherlands and I already made some.
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What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
1)Maarten Willem de Jong is my full name. 2)Here are some: Cheesehead, Flying Dutchman, Mill man, Holland (WRONG!), Hollie (WRONG), Ned and NL.
How old are you? When is your birthday?
I seriously don't know and I don't need to.
Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
1) I don't remember. 2) In The Hague, but I also have a house in Rotterdam and Amsterdam. 3) No.
Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Belgica is my mum. I don't really remember her.
Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
I have my little sister Belgium. She's happy, but sometimes she gets really complicated and I like to poke fun at her. My little brother Luxembourg is a real mistery. I don't get that guy and I don't see him a lot.
How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
I'm 185cm (calculate for yourself egg) and I don't giva a damn about my weight.
What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
1) Licht brown or dark blond. 2) Green.
To which social class do you belong?
I think upper.
Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
Scar on my head, but I think you already noticed that or otherwise you're an egg. People say I'm too tall, but I don't think so. They are just tiny.
What does your voice sound like?
Low and harsh.
What kind of vocabulary do you use?
Depends on which person I'm with. When it's someone like England I do my best, but otherwise I don't give a damn.
What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Neutral
Do you have a commonly used saying?
"I don't give" a damn and "Egg"
Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
At sea and near it.
How would you describe your childhood in general?
Confusing
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
.......... Freedom for my own dicisions?? Does that count??
When and with whom was your first kiss?
Uhhhhh...... That's way to ambarrasing to tell.
What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Eighty years was and WW2
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Beating up Spain a couple of times and inventing banks.
What is your greatest regret?
Inventing banks. Damn economic crisis!
What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
See my awnser from another question egg.
Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
Let me think..... No.
What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Leaving Belgium alone in WW2 and some bad things with colonies, but I wasn't as bad as England tough.
When was the time you were the most frightened?
Eighty years war. It was a long time.
Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
Almost everywhere around the globe.
Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Realistic I am.
Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
No, because I don't give a damn
What is your greatest fear?
My dikes breaking.
What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
1)Homophobics, 'cuz it's they are annoying 2) The same egg 3)Winning football (the europian kind egg) and speed ice skating.
Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
I don't give a damn.
What are your views on politics?
Annoying. They never get enything done here!
How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
Depends on what's about.
In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Be a klootzak through his whole life.
Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
Yes. But it needs planning.
Are you superstitious?
No, I don't even believe in a God egg.
How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
A lot, untill they push it too far up my nose.
How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
Never really talk about it.
Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Matthew, because he's not only my libarator, but also my hero!
Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
England, Turkey, Denmark and my best friend is Canada!
How close are you to your family?
Not at all with Luxembourg. I do see Belgium and Germany (cousin) enough.
Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
I don't really give a damn.
Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
DEpends if I like the person in question or not.
Are you a listener or a talker?
Listener. I think I'm the only one who listens to everything Matthew has to tell.
How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
Depends on the situation.
Do you hold grudges?
Only when I'm feeling old I have something against Ludwig.
Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Yeah. Otherwise nothing will happen.
Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
Not really. All that noice when they want to talk to me all at the same freaking time!
How well do you express yourself?
I do, but not a lot of people get me. Not that I give a damn.
How quickly do you judge others?
Quick, but my opinion can always change.
Do you care what others think of you?
I don't give damn.
Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
Only when it is time for foorball (EUROPIAN!!)
What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?
1)Football (Europian), speed ice skating, swimming and gardening. 2) Guess what? Orange egg. 3)Cheese and potatoes. 4) My Nijntje stuff (Miffy egg)
Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
It comes and goes in waves.
How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Alone or with one of my friends.
What is your most cherished fantasy?
Getting everyone to know it's The Netherlands and not Holland.
How long is your attention span?
Long, very long. But after a while it just looks like I'm paying attantion, but I don't.
Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
Yeah.. I like inside jokes and flat humour the most.
Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
Homophobics.
How do you deal with stress?
Breathe in breathe out. Smell some flowers and hug Flevoland (my rabbit egg)
How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
I'm pretty athletic, but my very artistic age is gone. I miss my golden age.
Do you like animals? Do you like children?
1) I love rabbits and I like cows too. 2)Children are annoying sometimes, but they make me feel warm inside with those cute an innocent laughs.
Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I have a plan most of the time, but not when it is about personal things.
Do you have a pet? If so, what is his/her name? Species? Fur color? Etc…
I have a rabbit. He's white with brown spots and his ears are hanging down. I call him Flevoland or Jan.
What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
1)My openness and the fact I'm confident in myself. 2) The fact that I'm unreadable for a lot of people.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
The thing I'm for 25% below sea level. It's not helpful
Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Introverted
Do you like yourself?
When I'm talking to other people... yes.
Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
Yes and I like it when it's interrupted. Makes it less boring.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
At the same freaking place.
If you could choose, how would you want to die?
In honour or my sleep. But I don't want to be forgotten ever!
What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
As a righ and smart country (what I am).
What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
> Myself
> Not caring
> Open
What three words would others probably use to describe you?
> Misterious
> Weird
> Not caring
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Dutchnyn [2013-11-27 20:00:54 +0000 UTC]
For me it's normal for men to be taller. My mom 182 cm and my dad is about 192 cm, and my two eldest cousins are about 2 meters. But yeah, most men are 185 cm.
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