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dwarfthrowing — The Future
Published: 2011-02-16 17:23:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 97; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Description
Here I am! I'm going to tell you some funny made up futures of people I know----------------------------------------------
Myself
I will get rich by trading humans and breeding blue ponies. I will have a manor with a butler called Pierre who has a mustache.
Snoroen
He will become a comedian and will try to become a Snorlex (making him more stupid).
Kees
He will be a profecional runner. Then he will get kidnapped by the CIA and the CIA will brainwash him (making him smarter). This will make him think he has to conquer the world. He will meet Snoroen again and together they will be the Pinky and The Brain team.
Scrambled egg
He will be sold by me to the US, because the US knows that their next president will be assassinated so they need someone of low importance. On his first day as president he will give the CIA the order to kidnap Kees. An hour after that he will be killed by my butler.
Ert
He will be secretly in love with Scrambled egg and drowns himself after Scrambled egg's death.
Rom
He will be a scientist who finds a chemical wich can make animals blue. I will steal it and brainwash him so he forgets what he made. The rest of his life he will breed Failbots.
House-Italian
He will become the head of the Italian maffia. He will give one of his employees the order to assasinate the US president.
