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Published: 2010-06-30 19:55:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 16447; Favourites: 302; Downloads: 170
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My name is Mista and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skanky, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day thinking they can actually get to the person we are escorting. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever won any stand fights? I mean, I guess it's fun to wanna kidnap people because of your own agendas, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than the number four.Don't be a stranger, just hit me with your best γabilityγ. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a member of the most badass gangster team in Italy and can't get hit by bullets point-blank. What skills do you have, other than "making impossible poses while looking flaming"? I also make bare midriff sweaters look good, and have a banging hot girl friend (we switched bodies once; Shit was SO wack) You are all faggots who should just jump off a train. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my Trish
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Comments: 46
closebutnocigarette [2019-05-11 01:57:21 +0000 UTC]
This description killed me and resurrected me at the same time
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AkuwaHorubu [2013-01-20 23:01:13 +0000 UTC]
Hey mista.
............................
<.<
>.>
4.
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Time-Diver [2012-02-12 04:49:08 +0000 UTC]
You've just made my day. For the rest of my days.
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raygun-invasion [2011-01-29 09:43:23 +0000 UTC]
I have never laughed harder in my life. xD
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K-Weisz [2010-10-19 09:29:58 +0000 UTC]
Why has no one commented on this Masterpiece? Seriously I died laughing at this. Please keep up with the awesome JoJo parodies.
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Kamachu [2010-08-02 01:17:35 +0000 UTC]
LLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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The-Lovely-Fagot [2010-07-27 00:57:15 +0000 UTC]
*shgots self*
Mista sounds like a bad ass punk... Looks like one too in the pic.
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Mahrahia [2010-07-01 17:49:10 +0000 UTC]
Hahahaha this sounds like something Mista would really say XD I looove the way you drew them. It does them justice x3
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Luisazo [2010-06-30 22:03:20 +0000 UTC]
Hahahaha! cool speech! and Mista looks drunk!!
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seittilelu [2010-06-30 21:36:14 +0000 UTC]
Daaaaamn if I'm not going to die from laughing I.... I... I'm still gonna die anyway.
IT'S. TOO. PERFECT. And yes, Mista is so awesome it makes me feel ashamed of myself.
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YuYuchan [2010-06-30 21:30:44 +0000 UTC]
I'm not proud of loving this, but I can't not.
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purenonsens [2010-06-30 20:45:19 +0000 UTC]
*stands up and applauds enthusiastically*
WIN.
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hanyaanfaery [2010-06-30 20:35:32 +0000 UTC]
SO MUCH WIN.
I WISH I COULD FAVORITE THIS FIVE TIMES.
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ragchaser [2010-06-30 20:23:13 +0000 UTC]
awsome and true mista can take any shot you throw at him so ya come at 'im
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MooMinded [2010-06-30 20:15:08 +0000 UTC]
LOL, Excellent work, captures the style of the manga perfectly!
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OuroborosRagnarok [2010-06-30 20:02:24 +0000 UTC]
He looks so odd without his hat. And is obviously way too drunk. But Trish's resolve makes up for it.
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