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it was just a normal day at dusbowl. the sniper was camping, the soldier was rocketjumping and the engineer and medic were
doing expirments with the teleporter......wait a second experiments with teleporters.....let's hope it wil turn out good this
time.
{scout: hey BLU's catch me if you can!}{BLU heavy: stupid baby get here and fight me like big man!}{scout: tough luck pal!}
{BLU heavy: let us wrestle little man}{scout: how about no? moron! *laughs in a taunting way*}{BLU heavy: i wil kill you with
bare hands!}{scout: yeah sure good luck with keeping track of me}
scout ran into the red base and BLU heavy ran furiously after him only to be suprised and get shot by RED heay
{BLU heavy: *screams*}{heavy: you are dead, not big suprise}{scout: yo fatty i didn't need your help i could have beaten him
easily}{heavy: tiny man should be gratefull, i helped you}{scout: yeah yeah of course}ALERT! THE ENEMY HAS TAKEN OUR
INTELLIGENCE! {scout: ah crap demo should have defended it if he was sleeping again then he's in a lot of trouble!}{heavy:
wait for me scout!}{scout: no i aint waiting for someone as slow as you!}
they went to the intelligence and saw a BLU soldier run away.
{BLU soldier: this is too easy give me a challenge}{scout: you want a challenge? you got it!}{BLU soldier: since when did they
allow little kids in here son get out of here!}{scout: oh i'm gonna beat the crap out of you!}
RED scout ran at the BLU soldier without thinking and got shot by the soldier's rocket launcher.
{BLU soldier: this is not a playing ground this is war AND I LOVE IT!}
the soldier ran away with the intelligence.
{heavy: i'm too late *grunts*}{demoman: bloody hell! get em!}{heavy: demoman were you asleep?}{demoman: what no i wasn't!}
{heavy: let us see that in the camera footage at the end of the round}
a little while later scout respawned and ran off to try to kill the soldier and save the intelligence he ran past RED sniper
and sniper tripped him.
{scout: woah sniper what the hell?}{sniper: you ruined my aim mate, you got what you deserved! *mumbles* bloody scouts}
YOU FAILED THE ENEMY HAS SECURED OUR INTELLIGENCE{scout: that's the second one oh they cant get the intelligence this time
or we loose}{heavy: i wil get medic and engineer}{scout: yeah yeah do that, like i give a crap}
heavy walked to the respawn and grabbed medic and engineer.
{medic: heavy what are you doing we are busy}{heavy: you two help us now}{engineer: wel ok but you could have just asked}
{heavy: there is no time for asking. we have to win round so i can make money. so i can send money to family. so family can
live}{medic:uh wel ok, it seems we have no choice considering you just forced us}{heavy: medic follow me and engineer put base
near intelligence}
and so heavy and medic went to the enemy base.
{medic: there is a sentry near heavy i can hear it}{heavy: you got charge ready?}{medic: fully charged!}{heavy:charge me now
doctor!}
the medic charged the heavy and ran straight to the sentry, the sentry fired at the heavy but the heavy was invicible and had
all the time to mow down the sentry with easy.
{BLU engineer: dangit!}{heavy: run coward!}{medic: *evil laughter* I AM A GOD!}{heavy come on medic let's go to their
intelligence}{medic:s.....}{heavy: what you say?}{medic: eh nothing just go}{heavy: da *screams*}{spy: peekaboo! you realy
aren't so smart are you *taunting laughter*}
heavy and medic respawned.
{heavy: MEDIC WHY DIDN'T YOU SCREAM AS LOUD AS YOU COULD SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO DIE?!}{medic: he backstabbed me with 'your
eternal reward'!}{heavy: THAT'S NOT A REWARD!}{medic: *facepalms* no it's a knife that makes the spy inmediatly disguise as
the one he backstabbed and the victim gets muted so nobody even notices the kill}{heavy: *grunts* whatever let's get to the
enemy base ag} ALERT THE ENEMY HAS TAKEN OUR INTELLIGENCE!{heavy: what?! it was engineer's task to defend it, why is everyone
useless tiny baby!?}
heavy ran out of the base to wait the enemy with the intelligence.
{soldier: STOP THIS MAGGOT!}{BLU scout: tough luck fellah}
the BLU scout ran out of the RED base and saw heavy.
{heavy: i got you now baby}{BLU scout: ah crap! hey soldier catch}{BLU soldier: wil do maggot!}
BLU scout threw the intelligence in the air and there was a blast on the RED battlements, BLU soldier flew from the blast and
grabbed the intelligence.
{BLU soldier welcome to the united states of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!!!}
behind BLU soldier suddenly spy came and tried to backstab him but he got shot by BLU sniper.
{BLU sniper: wave goodbye to ya head wayka!}{BLU soldier: nice shot}{BLU sniper: thanks mate}{heavy: ENOUGH! you baby i wil
kill you with bare hands! *screams*}{BLU: thanks for the target practice mate!}
after a while scout respawned.
{scout: ah crap! i got to stop them bef}YOU FAILED!!!{scout: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?}
later that evening all the RED mercs had to come to Saxton Hale, they are on their way.
{scout: hey spy i see you found a hat and you don't need it can one of us have it?}{Spy: no, find one yourself!}{scout: ah
come on spy, this is the third hat this month you trow away a hat, when we get a hat we don't need we give it away to one
of our teammates}{Spy: wel too bad because i don't}{soldier: maggots we're here!}{scout:finally this van isn't realy the
fastest}{sniper piss off, this is my van!}
they went into mann co office.
{???: welcome gentlemen just follow us, mister Hale is waiting}{scout: hey there..uh Freddy and Birdwell wasn't it?}
{Bidwell: i'm afraid you are wrong sir it's Reddy and Bidwell}{scout: yeah yeah whatever so where is Hale again}{reddy: please
follow us}
and they went in Saxton Hale's office.
{Saxton Hale: mercs! i have seen that you have failing a lot the last time so i have de}{medic: i'm sorry to interrupt mister
Hale but are you making steak on your desk?}{Saxton Hale: it sure is! want some too nurse maid?}{medic: no i jus... never mind
what was so inportant?}{Saxton: wel i have decided to put a new mercenary in your team! and with new i mean realy new, so make
sure the new merc learns something from you}{scout: finally! i'm not the newbie anymore!}{Saxton Hale: the new mercenary wil
arrive tomorrow at 11:00 AM that was it, now if you wil excuse me i have a bear fight in an hour so bye!}