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Vector byFluttershy (C) My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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LightingSpaz In reply to ??? [2015-01-29 00:23:21 +0000 UTC]
me: -laughs like a psychopath then i start to fly- follow me!!!!
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-29 00:34:41 +0000 UTC]
Me: ok. *charges up horn for a sleep spell..... not that you'd know*
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-29 00:51:48 +0000 UTC]
me: -we fly next to a purple pegasi with a green and blue mane* there she is...
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-29 00:59:26 +0000 UTC]
Me: ok so you bring her to a secluded area, and I'll hit her with the spell.
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-29 01:01:17 +0000 UTC]
me: alright -to that pegasus- HEY BITCH COME HERE AND FOLLOW ME U LITTLE FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-29 01:05:17 +0000 UTC]
Me: do I have to remind you that we are at a fancy party?
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-29 01:17:12 +0000 UTC]
me: oh...
-everypony stares at me-
prince blue blood: young mare you shouldn't use that kind of language here,
me: s-s-so sorry sir -he leaves and i fly straight to the pegasus-
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-29 01:29:24 +0000 UTC]
Me: *thinking: WAIT A MOMENT! I FED HIM TO FLUTTERSHY'S BELLY! HE MUST BE A CHANGLING!*
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-29 01:35:11 +0000 UTC]
me: h-h-h-hello there... may i say u l-l-l-look as beautiful as ever -twitches-
pegasus: my aren't u nice for once in ur pathetic life
me: WHY U LITTLE WH- i-i-i mean come with me i want to say sorry, but i need to do it in private
-we both fly over to a place where only u can see us-
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-29 01:41:15 +0000 UTC]
Me:*casts sleep spell on room and on the Pegasus, not you* ok now we have plenty of food for the Goddess!
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-29 01:43:47 +0000 UTC]
me: ALRIGHT!!!!! -picks her up and starts flying back to fluttershy-
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-29 01:51:28 +0000 UTC]
*we arrive at Fluttershy's room*
Me: my Goddess, we have an entire room all set up for you, I also caught a changling disguised as Prince Blueblood. We shall move you over to that room.*teleports her over to the room*
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-29 01:58:57 +0000 UTC]
fluttershy: excellent -opens mouth-
me: -puts the pegasus in there- SALLOW IT BEFORE IT WAKES UP!!!!!!!!
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-29 02:07:33 +0000 UTC]
Me: you idiot!*she and a few around you are staring to wake up*
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-29 02:16:30 +0000 UTC]
Me: *makes makeshift gags out of someponys clothes and puts them in the waking ponies mouths and tie them up* don't worry. Everyone makes mistakes. Eat the waking ones first or last my Goddess.
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-29 02:26:54 +0000 UTC]
fluttershy: i'll eat the awake ones first
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-29 02:45:09 +0000 UTC]
Me: ok *drags over some ponies who are kicking and trying to get free* enjoy your meal!
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-29 03:39:42 +0000 UTC]
fluttershy: -eats all of the ponies-
me: ill see u in hell u fucking whore
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-29 04:07:11 +0000 UTC]
Me: You're huge my Goddess! *she's touching the roof* want more ponies?
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-29 21:52:55 +0000 UTC]
fluttershy: of course if it isnt too much trouble for u two...
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-29 22:01:48 +0000 UTC]
Me: not at all my Goddess! Come on. *we head unto another room*
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-29 22:18:44 +0000 UTC]
Me: let's head into the kitchen.
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-29 22:34:03 +0000 UTC]
me: alright -were in the kitchen- now what are we doing
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-29 22:42:02 +0000 UTC]
Me: this. *casts a sleep spell on the room, the ponies cooking fall asleep* more meals for our Goddess. ....
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-29 22:55:44 +0000 UTC]
me: oh, -grabs a bag and gentles puts them in there-
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-29 23:13:05 +0000 UTC]
Me: Excellent.*grabs all the food as well* Now let's head back.
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-30 00:10:43 +0000 UTC]
-back to fluttershy-
me: we have EVEN MAOR!!!!!!!! -gentle takes out the ponies-
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-30 00:14:38 +0000 UTC]
Me: I also raided the kitchen *dropping a lot of food in front of hrr
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-30 00:18:02 +0000 UTC]
fluttershy: -eats all the things we have and she gets even bigger and the roof brakes-
me: oh sweet celestia...
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-30 00:20:57 +0000 UTC]
Me: That's a perfect idea!!! Let's go get Celestia!
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-30 00:52:57 +0000 UTC]
Me: I'm just kidding. But who should we feed to her, there is no way the guard didn't hear that.*looks around sees no one coming* Wow they are idiots. We could probably feed her the castle before they knew what happened.
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-30 01:24:30 +0000 UTC]
Me:*we arrive in another room I cast the sleep spell everyone falls asleep* now we feed our Goddess.
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-30 03:54:17 +0000 UTC]
me: -starts to fly back then pinkie pie runs into us-
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-30 03:58:10 +0000 UTC]
Me: uuummmmm hi Pinkie. ........
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-30 04:00:18 +0000 UTC]
pinkie pie: HI THERE!!!!! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU TWO, I WANT YOU TO COME TO MY SUPER ULTRA FUN PARTY TONIGHT!!!!!!!
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-30 04:02:02 +0000 UTC]
Me: uuummmmm ok. Say, do you know were we can find lots of ponies that would be willing to be food?
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-30 22:55:02 +0000 UTC]
pinkie pie: well i say a group of ponies just past me say "man i want to be eaten so badly" the went to ever green forest
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-30 23:00:06 +0000 UTC]
Me: thanks Pinkie. Say would you want to make Fluttershy happy by feeding her some more ponies?
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-30 23:11:48 +0000 UTC]
me: of course
pinkie pie: wait did you just say "Say would you want to make Fluttershy happy by feeding her some more ponies?"
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-30 23:19:37 +0000 UTC]
pinkie pie: oh, okay the tell fluttershy i said hi!!! -she bounces away-
me: well, that was...
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-30 23:22:10 +0000 UTC]
Me: Random? Yea she's always like that. Anyways let's get going to the Goddess.
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-31 02:02:57 +0000 UTC]
*we arrive*
Me: we have your friend Pinkie Pie going out to get willing sacrifices, in the meantime, we have more for you in a room not so far from here.
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LightingSpaz In reply to HUNT777 [2015-01-31 02:07:45 +0000 UTC]
fluttershy: alright, you two are doing a good job.
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HUNT777 In reply to LightingSpaz [2015-01-31 02:18:37 +0000 UTC]
Me: thank you my Goddess. Better not teleport you.*grabs all the people in the room we just got out of and floats them over to her* open wide!
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