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The Cullens and van Helsing Part 2 of 3
*As our story goes on, Jasper and Bella are in the middle of a bitchslaping contest and Jasper ends up winning, and Bella is the Loser:’(*
Jasper: Like oh my god! I won! Yeah for me!
Bella: Hey Jasper can you do me a favor?
Jasper: Yeah sure what is it?
Bella: Shut the hell up! God you’re fucking annoying! I hate you so much.
Jasper: Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
Bella: I still hate you!
Jasper: Haters getting mad, cuz I got me some bacon eggs!
*Bella just shakes her sadly at the now gay and pathetic thing of a vampire*
Van Helsing: Now can I kill him?
Edward: Jasper! There’s something I need to tell you!
Jasper: What is it Edward?
Edward: I love you Jasper!
Van Helsing/Bella: He’s gay?!
*Suddenly Alice lefts her head*
Alice: Wait so Jasper and Edward are Gay?!
Bella: Shut up Alice, Your suppose to be dead!
Alice: Shut the hell up bitch!
Bella: Make me Bitch!
*Alice stands up and pulls the stake out of her heart and walks over to Bella and Slaps her!
Bella: Oh no you didn't!
*As Bella does this she snaps her fingers in a Z formation.*
Alice: What the hell was that?
Bella: My awsomeness.
Alice: Like OMG! Look at Jasper and Edward!
*As Bella and Alice were bitching at eachother, Jasper and Edward started making out very, very romanticaly. And Van Helsing Passed out cold.*
Bella: I wonder when the wedding is.
Alice: Probably very soon.
*Alice notices that Van Helsing has passed out and gently nudges him with her foot.*
Alice: Brave Vampire hunter huh?
Bella: He has killed Dracula, Slayed dragons, Killed Rosie O'donald, and has been chased by a bunch of wild fat chicks, but can't stand the sight of 2 gay vampires making love to eachother? How pathetic.
*Suddenly Alice notices a old trunk in the corner of the attic. And she walks over to it and looks at it.*
Alice: Hey Bella come and look at this old trunk.
Bella: Okay
*Alice and Bella open it to see Michael Jackson, a monkey and a little boy in it."
Bella: what the hell are you doing in there?
MJ: We're just having fun with my monkey, see.
*Starts to pet monkey. Closes lid.*
Alice: That was freaking werid Yo.

Description
The Cullens and van Helsing Part 2 of 3
*As our story goes on, Jasper and Bella are in the middle of a bitchslaping contest and Jasper ends up winning, and Bella is the Loser:’(*
Jasper: Like oh my god! I won! Yeah for me!
Bella: Hey Jasper can you do me a favor?
Jasper: Yeah sure what is it?
Bella: Shut the hell up! God you’re fucking annoying! I hate you so much.
Jasper: Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
Bella: I still hate you!
Jasper: Haters getting mad, cuz I got me some bacon eggs!
*Bella just shakes her sadly at the now gay and pathetic thing of a vampire*
Van Helsing: Now can I kill him?
Edward: Jasper! There’s something I need to tell you!
Jasper: What is it Edward?
Edward: I love you Jasper!
Van Helsing/Bella: He’s gay?!
*Suddenly Alice lefts her head*
Alice: Wait so Jasper and Edward are Gay?!
Bella: Shut up Alice, Your suppose to be dead!
Alice: Shut the hell up bitch!
Bella: Make me Bitch!
*Alice stands up and pulls the stake out of her heart and walks over to Bella and Slaps her!
Bella: Oh no you didn't!
*As Bella does this she snaps her fingers in a Z formation.*
Alice: What the hell was that?
Bella: My awsomeness.
Alice: Like OMG! Look at Jasper and Edward!
*As Bella and Alice were bitching at eachother, Jasper and Edward started making out very, very romanticaly. And Van Helsing Passed out cold.*
Bella: I wonder when the wedding is.
Alice: Probably very soon.
*Alice notices that Van Helsing has passed out and gently nudges him with her foot.*
Alice: Brave Vampire hunter huh?
Bella: He has killed Dracula, Slayed dragons, Killed Rosie O'donald, and has been chased by a bunch of wild fat chicks, but can't stand the sight of 2 gay vampires making love to eachother? How pathetic.
*Suddenly Alice notices a old trunk in the corner of the attic. And she walks over to it and looks at it.*
Alice: Hey Bella come and look at this old trunk.
Bella: Okay
*Alice and Bella open it to see Michael Jackson, a monkey and a little boy in it."
Bella: what the hell are you doing in there?
MJ: We're just having fun with my monkey, see.
*Starts to pet monkey. Closes lid.*
Alice: That was freaking werid Yo.