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EDIT: Ack. Sorry, but I don't think I'll be responding to comments on the comics anymore unless it really picks up my interest XD it takes up WAAAYYY too much of my time to do so. Lul. I feel kinda bad, though - everyone deserves a response XD
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Because everyone should sooooo read Twilight.
BEWARE OF SEMI-LONG RANT.
Augh. I know a lot of people who hate Twilight, especially now that it's gaining popularity. Unfortunately, this is also the reason why more and more people like Twilight. My question is: WHY?!
For one, THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ALL FUCKING MARY SUES. Bella is so ridiculously clumsy that, rather than being an endearing character trait, it's a huuuuuge fault. Not only that, but EVERYONE. LOVES. HER. Now why is that? Especially considering the fact that, ummm, she's not supposed to be pretty? Not only that, but she can be such a bitch, too. And in Eclipse, she's downright horny. Pretty sickening, consider the one she wants to get it on with is dead. Damn necrophiliac...
Then there's Edward. He sucks at life, seriously. LOL 102-year-old virgin, anyone? Drama queen. Priss. Tries to be virtuous by refusing to have sex with Bella and PRETTY MUCH ATTEMPTING TO FREAKING RAPE HER AT THE END OF ECLIPSE. WATCHES HER SLEEP. Stalked Bella. And you know what? She didn't even care. She was actually FLATTERED that a potential murderer was following her around and staring at her through her window. Wow. No teenage girl can seriously be that trusting.
And then there's Jacob, who I was too lazy to draw. Two words: Fucking. Rapist.
Okay, so putting characters aside, let's talk about the plot. See the size of the book? Well, take a #2 pencil and admire it's size. Got it to memory? Well, if you chopped out all the bullshit and about 9/10 of Bella's thoughts focused on Edward, that's what the size of Twilight would be. As stated above, in the illustration, 298 pages in New Moon was wasted on the fucking "gaping hole" in Bella's chest. Errr, okay. But Jacob tried to help her! That was made null and void by the fact that she fucking left him to go with the guy who LEFT HER IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST AT LIKE MIDNIGHT.
Then there's Eclipse. Oh, Eclipse. Why oh why is Bella important enough to warrant a fucking VAMPIRE ARMY TO GO KILL HER? Seriously. And, oh look! She decides she loves BOTH Edward and Jacob (that whore!)~ Eeeyeah. Okay.
So yeah. I'm really far too lazy to rant more about how there's a lack of real plot and character depth. Yeah...
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Hahaha, ugly comic. Must go get another sugar cone. I am sooooo remaking this in the future xDDD
Does anyone see the reference to the worst fanfic ever? Enoby srsly reminds me of Bella during New Moon.
I could go on and on. I won't because I'm starting to get bored LOL.
Bella, Edward, Twilight, etc. (c) Stephenie Meyer
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Comments: 1479
no. no, they are not good books.
harry potter books are good books.
twilight books are NOT good books.
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thats your opinion, but its not worth going into a fight. plus, if you like romance fiction, you'd like twilight, if you like action fantasy, you'll like harry potter. its just a matter of opinion. and if you don't like the book, then don't read it and then make fun of it. I dont like harry potter, and you dont see me making a comic about how I think its stupid (and please dont try to defend harry potter, I think its stupid and thats that, you will only waste your time trying to change my mind
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Hey, whoa. Hold back.
I like romance fiction.
But that doesn't mean I will like twilight.
I just DON'T LIKE BOOKS THAT ARE BADLY WRITTEN. Books in which have no PLOT or CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. Stephenie Meyer does not know the importance of building a three-dimensional character.
And listen, honey; I've read all 4 twilight "books", and do you know why I didn't stop reading those "books"? Because I wanted to have an OPINION on them. And you wanted an opinion, the world wanted an opinion; well, you got it sweetheart.
I respect your opinion about both Twilight AND Harry Potter, even if I disagree with it, but you don't seem to be respecting OUR opinion.
I'm sorry, but you seem to be one of those people that don't like literature.
Like I said, if only you would have actually LISTENED:
I wouldn't be ticked if someone dissed a book I wrote. It would teach me to write BETTER books.
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its not badly written, the characters DO develope, it DOES have a plot. if you read more than the first book, you would know that.
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I'm going to give up, you're too oblivious to this, you're acting like a bubblehead.
You don't know what good literature is.
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I'm not mocking others. I'm putting sense into you.
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Yes, whatever I say. Because your lack of interest knows no limits. You remind me a lot of that mary sue called Bella.
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You will also now realize that you're a complete twat who treats her friends and family like fucking shit and will never get anyone's respect in your life.
And oh yeah, because the sweetest and "awesomest" boyfriend in the world will totally remove the engine from his girlfriends truck to keep her from seeing her best friend.
You inbred moronic drone.
Congratulations.
Now get an education.
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I SO wrote serious when I mean "series". orz
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If one comic on the internet ruins a serious, I'll be damned. I don't understand how you could ruin it for everyone by summarizing it. Those people who loved it and then suddenly hated it because of this is ridiculous.
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no those who read it and likes it will not change their minds, but what im saying is ur ruining i for those who have seen this and may like it if they do read it.
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Again, I believe that everyone is in control of their own opinion. I just don't think that if someone sincerely wants to give the series a chance should be swayed by Twilight hate or Twilight fan pictures. Just saying.
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well, not everyone is ultra twilight fan. some just thought about borrowing it or something, it really is a good book, but I did find this funny tho xD
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I didn't like Twilight personally, but everyone has different tastes in literature. Of course, Twilight hate comics are always hilarious. C<
I also didn't say that everyone was an ultra Twilight fan. D:
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oh well, this is pointless bickering. I'm just saying, if someone was making fun of MY book that I spent months on writing and put so much time and effort into it, I'd be pretty ticked if someone made a comic to dis it. I'm just saying. cuz me saying this comic is rude is making you pretty angry. and you can't say that "one person's comic won't bug her" but my one comment bugged you. 
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I didn't say I was angry at you. Why do you think I am? Don't be ridiculous.
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hahaha ok. well i gtg so see ya.
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You can't please everyone.
FACT.
I wouldn't be ticked if someone dissed a book I wrote. It would teach me to write BETTER books.
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its a fine book in the first place. please keep out of other's business in the future, because ganging up is unfair and annoying
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A recipe for a better world...
1 Knife
1 Bella
Take knife, insert into Bella. Repeat as necessary.
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i love bella's huge inorite smile throughout he whole comic. XD but you should've made her cutting herself in emo time.
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But did you notice the pale pink scars all over her wrists? XD
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no i didn't! 
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*will comment anyway* Enoby is the best part
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After reading Twilight, I lost all faith in humanity. I want to become an emo bitch just from reading/watching that crap! But its like reading My Immortal, yea your eyes are bleeding and you lose half you IQ, but you feel a little better about yourself because you weren't the stupid broad who wrote it.
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Yet, despite actually being the one that wrote it, SMeyer is rather pleased, I am assuming. Legions of fans and millions of riches that keep piling up as more and more people lap it up? That sounds like a pretty good deal for writing a somewhat shabby series.
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I find it hilarious that people get sooooo upset over something that has absolutely nothing to do with their own personal lives. Yes, Bella is a useless twit who has to validate her own existence by being with a man who just wants to suck her blood but loves her faaar to much to do it, yes, Jacob is a PMSing wolf boy who can't take a hint, and yes, Edward is an 109 year old virgin. So why do fans get so upset at people who state facts. If you let go of the fact that you like the series and just look at the truth about it, there will be nothing to be upset about. As a matter of fact, I actually used to like the series. Granted, I was in 6th grade and desperate for a boyfriend, I still liked it. Then I discovered authors who had a bigger vocabulary than 'crooked smile' on every other page. If you truly love the series, that's fine. But if that's the case, in your mind, you should have nothing to defend and this kind of humorous comic shouldn't bother you.
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Thank you, well said.
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The Enoby quotation made me laugh so hard i have finally perfected my villain laughter. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Dude, I think I love you.
AHAHAHAA, this is too good!
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LOVE the part about Ebony/Enoby XD
Because Tara was hilarious.
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Yes, she was. I just find it cruel how people actually hunter her down for it. Poor girl.
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Hasn't she deleted everything though? I didn't know you could hunt her down... 0.0
Do you think Tara was trolling? Somehow, I think she was serious...
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I'm pretty sure it was FF.Net who actually deleted everything. And even if you "delete" something on the internet, it's probably archived somewhere.
Yeah, people hunted her down. How else could they figure out her name was Tara, find a picture of her, and then learn a ton of [potentially untrue] info about her?
Personally, I think she was trolling. That's really the only reason why it's funny - she trolled that much and got away with it for years. And MI was written so bad that it was good. That takes skill, not mediocrity.
My opinion, though XDDD
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Yeah, my friend thinks that it was a huge troll- which, if it is, would have taken AGES to do. Very skill-full troll. On the other hand, if it wasn't a troll... then My Immortal is very very bad. At the moment, I think it wasn't a troll, but you never know with these things!
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Let's not forget Breaking Dawn:
"Oh, what's a few bruises and pillows? LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!"
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Is that a My Immortal reference in the Emo!Bella panel?
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