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Published: 2006-03-15 00:06:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 368; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 21
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Remember those books If You Give a Mouse a Cookie and If You Give a Moose a Muffin? Well, I'd like to reserve the rights for If You Give a Sasquatch Scotch.Poor ol' guy is sick of hearing about how he doesn't even exist.
Stompin' Tom Connors~Sasquatch Song
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ha ha. That's awesome. You should do a "children's" book of that idea.
You could also call it a Scotchsquatch.
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Seriously, do you you absolutely HAVE to make everything so hysterical? Living in the Pacific Northwest, I've been able to tell Bigfoot about all this constant slander and libel... He's not happy, to say the least.
The twelve-step program is going well for him, though.
/dorkiness
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