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Published: 2013-04-18 16:41:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 15650; Favourites: 193; Downloads: 45
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Description Ah... remember that time when Twilacus were about to... er... never mind .

Anyways, Spike went round to Rarity's, hoping that he might perhaps get a cushion to lie on, when...

Rarity had been thinking about LURVE and issues she had had with it. Namely, all the handsome stallions she had fancied either turned out to be chauvinist pigs (i.e. Prince Blueblood) or oblivious and ergo uninterested (i.e. Fancypants). She dwelled on this for a while, and then realised that she would have to compromise on appearance if she was going to get the male of her dreams... then she remembered who followed her around and did WHATEVER she asked him to. Rarity was shocked with herself for considering romancing with a dragon... but over the next half hour, she started to come to a sudden realisation (yes, another one - she was on a roll tonight): "Oh noooo!! My true love is a reptile, aaaaaaargh..."
So there she was, drowning her sorrows, when who should come to the door but... Spike. Oh. Bad timing. (Or, depending on your point of view, exceptionally good.)

Oh! I can draw Spike now. And Rarity's tail.

The Morning After

20 Months Later

20 Years Later



I never knew love could be like this...
I never knew love could BE -
Like thiiis...




EDIT: OMC OMC OMC!!!!!!!!!!! It just hit 3000 views! Just now!!!!!! Thank you everypony!!
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Comments: 100

CG02536 In reply to ??? [2013-08-25 23:08:51 +0000 UTC]

Oh lord.

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GreenLinzerd In reply to ??? [2013-06-06 10:33:33 +0000 UTC]

Good grief.

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MisterKaos In reply to GreenLinzerd [2013-06-07 04:39:34 +0000 UTC]

U mad, Twi?!


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Raaio In reply to MisterKaos [2013-06-12 02:51:51 +0000 UTC]

EPIC FACE PALM

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MisterKaos In reply to Raaio [2013-06-12 18:00:09 +0000 UTC]

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Raaio In reply to ??? [2013-06-04 16:45:08 +0000 UTC]

She had like 8 of those so that kinda explains the weird behavior

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gonzo22 [2013-04-28 18:22:34 +0000 UTC]

Spike- I need a adult
Rarity- I am an adult

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MisterKaos In reply to gonzo22 [2013-06-06 00:11:20 +0000 UTC]

Remix time!

I need an adult!
I am an adult!

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Raaio In reply to MisterKaos [2013-06-12 02:47:23 +0000 UTC]

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!!!!!!
you can't break those cuffs

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MisterKaos In reply to Raaio [2013-06-12 18:12:09 +0000 UTC]

....unless you stare at the moon long enough....

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Raaio In reply to MisterKaos [2013-06-17 06:17:22 +0000 UTC]

HA!
just looked at the icon
rarity rape face

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MisterKaos In reply to Raaio [2013-06-17 08:26:19 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't LOL too hard....she's looking at you with that rape face!

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Raaio In reply to MisterKaos [2013-06-17 21:57:18 +0000 UTC]

oh

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GreenLinzerd In reply to gonzo22 [2013-04-29 16:50:08 +0000 UTC]

bleh?

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gonzo22 In reply to GreenLinzerd [2013-04-29 18:03:49 +0000 UTC]

it a joke from dragon ball z abridged

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GreenLinzerd In reply to gonzo22 [2013-04-30 17:21:15 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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Classifiedidiot [2013-04-26 04:49:57 +0000 UTC]

Spike looks a little stiff in this. I think you could have done better with him. Other than that, I like this.

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Classifiedidiot [2013-04-27 16:55:32 +0000 UTC]

He's paralysed by indecision.

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Classifiedidiot In reply to GreenLinzerd [2013-04-27 21:22:45 +0000 UTC]

Makes sense.

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Raaio In reply to Classifiedidiot [2013-06-17 06:18:59 +0000 UTC]

actually I was paralyzed by
HOLY CRAP I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS ALCOHOL IN PONYVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Raaio [2013-09-03 12:49:51 +0000 UTC]

Cider

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Raaio In reply to GreenLinzerd [2013-09-03 13:52:42 +0000 UTC]

It looks a little too red to be cider...

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Raaio [2013-09-04 15:55:36 +0000 UTC]

It's red wine. That's why it's in a wine glass.

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Raaio In reply to GreenLinzerd [2013-09-04 15:59:49 +0000 UTC]

So it's alchohol?

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Raaio [2013-09-04 16:05:20 +0000 UTC]

That's why she's drunk, yes.

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Raaio In reply to GreenLinzerd [2013-09-04 16:06:38 +0000 UTC]

So I was right!
Case closed...

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Raaio [2013-09-04 16:12:58 +0000 UTC]

What I meant by "Cider" was "They have cider."

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Raaio In reply to GreenLinzerd [2013-09-04 16:15:06 +0000 UTC]

Yes sir they do, what about it?

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Raaio [2013-09-04 16:17:28 +0000 UTC]

You said "HOLY MANURE I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS CIDER IN PONYVILLE"

So I said "Cider"

By which I meant "They have cider".

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Raaio In reply to GreenLinzerd [2013-09-04 16:19:30 +0000 UTC]

I'm pretty sure I said alchohol, not cider

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Raaio [2013-09-04 16:41:07 +0000 UTC]

Yes, but cider is alcoholic.

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Raaio In reply to GreenLinzerd [2013-09-04 16:43:18 +0000 UTC]

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Raaio [2013-09-05 13:05:56 +0000 UTC]

Oopsie. I meant to say "alcohol".

But my point stands!

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Raaio In reply to GreenLinzerd [2013-09-05 13:24:56 +0000 UTC]

Okay

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DanvilleBengal In reply to ??? [2013-04-25 02:34:56 +0000 UTC]

I ship Sparity, but Rarity needs to sober up, and rather quickly....Spike surprisingly has a "do not want" face on him at the moment.

This has morning regret written all over it......either the hangover or realizing what happened when she wakes up.....

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GreenLinzerd In reply to DanvilleBengal [2013-04-25 18:45:12 +0000 UTC]

He's just... well, surprised. I think I would be equally surprised if Luna suddenly turned around and said "SMOOCHIES!!!!!"

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Kinggigasmon [2013-04-24 14:37:00 +0000 UTC]

GOOD timing for Spike, if you ask me!

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MegaCrystalSwiftail In reply to ??? [2013-04-23 19:09:29 +0000 UTC]

Great job here. ^^

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MGlitch In reply to ??? [2013-04-23 18:51:03 +0000 UTC]

I find this good timing if I was Spike. Maybe we could snuggle.

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potsticker13 In reply to ??? [2013-04-23 16:34:24 +0000 UTC]

Wrap it before you tap it, Spike!

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GreenLinzerd In reply to potsticker13 [2013-04-23 16:36:03 +0000 UTC]

?

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potsticker13 In reply to GreenLinzerd [2013-04-23 16:39:41 +0000 UTC]

condoms

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GreenLinzerd In reply to potsticker13 [2013-05-07 15:56:07 +0000 UTC]

OH I GET IT NOW. Huh, it really took me that long.

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Raaio In reply to GreenLinzerd [2013-06-12 02:52:49 +0000 UTC]

the slogan is
"No glove, No love"

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Raaio [2013-06-12 15:45:33 +0000 UTC]

8 |

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ElementOf-Loyalty In reply to ??? [2013-04-23 16:25:17 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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GreenLinzerd In reply to ElementOf-Loyalty [2013-04-23 16:34:43 +0000 UTC]

Please try to refrain from... you know. I just want things to be kept relatively clean. Thank you for your kind consideration.

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ElementOf-Loyalty In reply to GreenLinzerd [2013-04-23 16:37:03 +0000 UTC]

I'll understand if you hide the comment.(^v^)
Great image.

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GreenLinzerd In reply to ElementOf-Loyalty [2013-04-23 16:39:17 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

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RatherDevious In reply to ??? [2013-04-23 16:15:09 +0000 UTC]

That predatory moment of f*ck or flight.

Or something like that.

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