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1 PLEASE don't make out infront of the academy children coughnarutoandsakuracough. Last time you were 1 second from shedding clothes!2. You are banned from teaching at the academy again! The children are traumatized.
3. Please if you want to get drunk, don't play truth or dare or any other game. That includes naked run We don't want a repeat of last time.
4.Puting kick me signs on the advisors as it may be funny, is a good way to end up in prison and strip of your ninja title.
5. Please don't say the Inuzuka's put steriods in their dogs's food. They are not too happy
6. As much as we agree, don't sign Lady Tsunade up for Gambeling addiction counseling or AA. She is still not happy about that
7. The same goes for kakashi's porn addiction
8. Please don't try to put Orochimaru on to catch a predator. Even though we all agree, We are dealing with a lawsuit from Orochimaru.
9. While we are on the subject, don't tell little boys that orochimaru is going to molest them in their sleep.
10. Don't re-open Homework R Us. The teachers know your handwriting, did you not learn from the last time? But we do give you props for getting Sakura to help you.
11. Please don't discuss Penises, size of penises or anything that has to do with gentails in public. Little children should not hear that. Also we don't want to know the size of someone's dick.
12. Also since we are on the subject of dicks, kindly refrain from sining smell yo dick in public place. But espcialy the following: Important meeting, infront of academy students, babies, little kids and important clients.
13. Please stop ordering pizza's or anyother food items then have it deliivered to Danzo's house. Yes, he's a nut job but its imature and also you owe him 100 bucks.
14. following the inccident at the mall. You three are hereby banned from it.
15. Please don't spread the rumor that Lee and Gai are lovers. Its giving us mental images and they are not pleased with you.
16. If you are in an important meeting please don't leave your cellphone on. If you do make sure its not dirty *coughnarutocough*.
17. Just because it was cool at first. Please Sakura don't ask Konohamaru to the Boy boy sexy jutsu. It gave us mental images.
18. Having a rave in the Hokage's office does not classify as fun or cool. It will however shorten your life.
19. Writing insulting poems to people is also banned. Please don't make up an excuse saying that it's 'Insult poems day'
20. Also don't try that but its national blank day. Trust me we will look it up.
21. Sakura you have our premission to beat naruto if he gets out of line.
23. Please don't use Yamato's credit card again. It does not matter if you were trying to teach him a lesson, it was still theft. You are very lucky he did not press charges.
24. Loitering around the academy is not allowed. If you want to say hi to your former teachers, thats fine. Just don't hang around..thats creepy.
25. Also please don't yell "OMG Kakashi-sensi there is a new book in the make out series." Or Our personal faveorite, "Kakashi-sensi they want you to be in the new make out seires movie!" We don't want his hopes and dreames crashed.
26. Next time either 3 of you brake a buliding, fix it.
27. Also don't open another store. Please we are still trying to fix that mess!
