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Description
NAME: Uzumaki Naruto DOB: October 10 . HEIGHT: 5 feet 5 inches WEIGHT:  112 lbs

IQ: 130 ! NINJA RANK: chunnin

AGE: 16 HOME ADDRESS: ummmmmm...... 321 ramen way apartment 4D CITY/STATE: Konoha

Do you have parents?  Yes No X They are dead

Is one male and the other female? Yes X No

If No, Explain: They are dead

Number of years they've been married: See above
If less than your age, explain: See above

ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you have or have access to a van? Yes  No X

B. A truck with oversized tires? Yes  No X

C. A waterbed? Yes  No X

D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? Yes  No X

E. A tattoo? Yes  No X

F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek, or a belly button ring? Yes X No

(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)

ESSAY SECTION:

In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you?

Late is not being at the designated location at the time agreed upon!

In 50words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you?

Don't touch  Sakura. But i some times catch her when she falls on missions or gets hurt, soooo what is your stance on that? I just want to know because i may have broken the rules sir.

In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you?

To not partake in activity even under peer pressure.

REFERENCES SECTION:

Squad you belong to: Kakashi-sensi's. Along with Sakura

How often you train: When ever i get the chance!
When will be the best time to interview your:

Father?: My dad is dead. But you can interview Iruka-sensi cause he's like a father to me.

Mother?: My mom is dead
Sensei?: Whenever he's not busy. You can find him reading his book!

SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:

Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want to be shot would be: In my heart because i would be leaving everyone who cares about me and i don't want to do that

B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: Spine cause then i would rely on other and i don't want that

C: A woman's place is in the: Anywhere they want.

D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: What is my faveorite type of food other than ramen

E: What do you want to do IF you grow up?: Hokahe
F: When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: Her smile

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

Naruto Uzumaki

Applicant's Signature (That means your name, moron!)

My mom is dead
Mother's Signature

So is my dad so Iruka sensi will sign it.
Iruka Umino
Father's Signature

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved or rejected

Description
NAME: Uzumaki Naruto DOB: October 10 . HEIGHT: 5 feet 5 inches WEIGHT:  112 lbs

IQ: 130 ! NINJA RANK: chunnin

AGE: 16 HOME ADDRESS: ummmmmm...... 321 ramen way apartment 4D CITY/STATE: Konoha

Do you have parents?  Yes No X They are dead

Is one male and the other female? Yes X No

If No, Explain: They are dead

Number of years they've been married: See above
If less than your age, explain: See above

ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you have or have access to a van? Yes  No X

B. A truck with oversized tires? Yes  No X

C. A waterbed? Yes  No X

D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? Yes  No X

E. A tattoo? Yes  No X

F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek, or a belly button ring? Yes X No

(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)

ESSAY SECTION:

In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you?

Late is not being at the designated location at the time agreed upon!

In 50words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you?

Don't touch  Sakura. But i some times catch her when she falls on missions or gets hurt, soooo what is your stance on that? I just want to know because i may have broken the rules sir.

In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you?

To not partake in activity even under peer pressure.

REFERENCES SECTION:

Squad you belong to: Kakashi-sensi's. Along with Sakura

How often you train: When ever i get the chance!
When will be the best time to interview your:

Father?: My dad is dead. But you can interview Iruka-sensi cause he's like a father to me.

Mother?: My mom is dead
Sensei?: Whenever he's not busy. You can find him reading his book!

SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:

Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want to be shot would be: In my heart because i would be leaving everyone who cares about me and i don't want to do that

B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: Spine cause then i would rely on other and i don't want that

C: A woman's place is in the: Anywhere they want.

D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: What is my faveorite type of food other than ramen

E: What do you want to do IF you grow up?: Hokahe
F: When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: Her smile

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

Naruto Uzumaki

Applicant's Signature (That means your name, moron!)

My mom is dead
Mother's Signature

So is my dad so Iruka sensi will sign it.
Iruka Umino
Father's Signature

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved or rejected