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study of an alien palm, and tutorial how you can read this particular speicies' palm when you come around to one.
this alien being has 6 fingers in each hands. and each fingers have 6 joints, which allow them to be far more advanced in mathematics.
their civilization (TYPE III) is much more advanced than ours and naturally, they are mild mannered, and peace loving creatures.
this alien, i call Jimmy, is about 300 years old. good life line and sex line, but his bank account isnt doing so good. his marriage looks terrible too. i tell him, "you old sex machine you~"
unlike human palm, LUCK line is described as TIME line. because "Luck" is something intangible to our premature intelligence, however for those who are from advanced civiliaztions catagorize it as TIME. appearently being able to manage one's TIME well is key of being LUCKY.
also travel line is replaced as SPACE line. time line and space line is relative, yet an alien tend to specialize in one or the other. Jimmy tend to manage Time better.
with consistant practices and good social skills with aliens, you will be able to read their palm. its not a good money making career, but who needs money, when you have good, funny alien friends around you (several million light years away)
PREVIOUS alien palm reading service piece: [link]
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done on adobe photoshop cs, about 2 hours
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i have this funny feeling that wonderful DA admins might not like the idea of this TUTORIAL being under TUTORIAL SECTION! but hey, i do what i can to exploit the system!
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Comments: 115
SithLordLiisa [2005-06-23 08:54:49 +0000 UTC]
Very freaking good... as usual.
His six fingers really looks naturall.
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oOlinstant0miso0soup [2005-06-23 08:29:49 +0000 UTC]
you are freakin' hilarious~ crack is bad lol
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1stpklosr1336 [2005-06-23 04:05:21 +0000 UTC]
Very interesting. This will definantly help me out in the future. lol at the last little note you added in the description.
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kat-tin [2005-06-23 03:16:58 +0000 UTC]
WOW that looks so cool. I would love to meet an alien and read thir palm. I want an alien friend.
-Kat
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erz [2005-06-23 02:42:18 +0000 UTC]
ahha thats so cool ill keep that in mind at the next time ill be roobt by this lil gray guys for unpleasen experements...
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lucuella [2005-06-23 01:19:57 +0000 UTC]
I though they were made of plastic or silicon I didn't expected to see bones hhehe!
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filedebop [2005-06-23 01:13:26 +0000 UTC]
so with six fingers they decided not to go decimal in the 1971 standardisation of the old imperial system, keeping the units of twelve instead of ten that was to be part of the decimal count. Wouldn't they normally also have a spacetime line for transdimensional stuff.
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theXianRAExperience [2005-06-23 01:10:27 +0000 UTC]
Oddly, my brother's name is Ximmi, and he's three hundred years old. Only one opposable igit though. ...and the reading of palms is strictly forbidden in my order, though I do know a little something about it. On my homeworld, we call the area between the "loveline" and the "lifeline" the transcendant zone, because both love and time test your patience. I know,
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BurningAllTheLies [2005-06-23 00:47:34 +0000 UTC]
so they wouldnt shoot my head off if i asked them if i could read their fortune?
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SaveTheETrees [2005-06-22 23:43:07 +0000 UTC]
Hahahaha, nice.
Great imagination you have there.
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zebravissimo [2005-06-22 22:57:49 +0000 UTC]
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lmao!!
PandoraYoungArt [2005-06-22 22:18:40 +0000 UTC]
Wow, I sat there for about twenty mintues comparing the alien hand and my own when I though to myself, "Wait, I don't have that finger...."
Pandora
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Sheila-Non-Virginale [2005-06-22 22:03:26 +0000 UTC]
Aliens sux... they give me the creeps... anyways, nice one!!!
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BlackDogITA [2005-06-22 21:23:54 +0000 UTC]
why u are making this cool sketches/studies? a game?
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Bellevue-DarkKnight [2005-06-22 21:22:08 +0000 UTC]
very awesome. You're one of the only people I've seen anyone to alien anatomy like this.
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cypherx [2005-06-22 20:25:37 +0000 UTC]
this isn't exactly what I meant by hand tutorial
:/
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cypherx In reply to HOON [2005-06-23 07:57:42 +0000 UTC]
you know, I don't have a sex line
then again, I'm not an alien... or perhaps I am
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cypherx In reply to HOON [2005-06-22 20:47:36 +0000 UTC]
*sobs*
NOoooooooOOooooooooooooo
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timmy2shoes [2005-06-22 20:19:06 +0000 UTC]
Finally a hand fit for the xbox controller, hehe someone had to say it
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creatureweakness [2005-06-22 19:49:48 +0000 UTC]
Bwaha! Thats so funny. Wish I had 6 fingers... I suck at math XD
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Teonis [2005-06-22 19:29:39 +0000 UTC]
Imagin how big a sandwich you could hold with hands like that!! The condement possiblities alone!! this is truely the hand of a very advanced species
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HOON In reply to Teonis [2005-06-22 19:37:25 +0000 UTC]
imagine these guys playing streetfighter with like.. 42 buttons!
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PyroPanda [2005-06-22 18:55:03 +0000 UTC]
This is absolutely brilliant. This is one of the best deviations ever. Why? Because now I can read a six fingered-alien's palm. How awesome!? I just HAPPEN to have an 6-fingered alien friend, so this will be a great way to make a few odd dollars next time I see them (in a few million years or so ), which is incredibly useful, as I am a non-goal-oriented member of society ...a.k.a. a bum ...
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HOON In reply to PyroPanda [2005-06-22 19:24:04 +0000 UTC]
haha you bum!
you may join my alien palm reading 101 class for free
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pandavr [2005-06-22 18:45:20 +0000 UTC]
Very useful indeed. Now I can properly read aliens palms! Actually I'm preparing to start a brand new intergalactic business that allow me to make billions of credits in the intergalactic routes. Sooo MIB like.
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aka-tor [2005-06-22 18:35:50 +0000 UTC]
U so great, your things just keep getting better.
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Elven-38-Stone [2005-06-22 18:29:51 +0000 UTC]
0.o weird, cool and interesting.... wonderful work, yes, as always.... but this is really creepy, man! hahaha, anyways, very cool
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Naps [2005-06-22 18:15:43 +0000 UTC]
lol I actually looked at your drawing, then to my hand, and back again
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lycorda [2005-06-22 18:14:29 +0000 UTC]
Haha, very original and creative But I agree..takes me 10 minutes to model something, but half an hour to decide in which friggin catagory it belongs..usualy I go with misc/misc
hope they'll leave you ban-free
-Tom
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tengudevil350 [2005-06-22 18:13:50 +0000 UTC]
are you serious?! this is awsome! (how do you know this?)
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insanespamking [2005-06-22 18:11:02 +0000 UTC]
wow useful - i was going to an alien palming lesson this evening but now i dont have to!
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HOON In reply to insanespamking [2005-06-22 18:13:50 +0000 UTC]
dont fall for false advertisment. there is only one intergalactically approved alien palm reader, and that is ME!!!!!!!!!
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