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SPOILERS FOR IN OUR SHADOW BELOW!
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So, imagine you're a guy trying to save your friends from these genocidal rat nazis that have taken over Australia. You send your friends on a rocket to the moon while your country just burns and you die along with everybody else in it. So, you're dead, and somehow you're surprised there's an afterlife. In this you learn that you, your friends, and the entire universe you lived in, never existed in the first place. All made up by a person for the entertainment of other people. Basically, your life kind of means absolutely nothing and your death was completely arbitrary. Yes it may have been a damn good story, but you'd probably would've like to have been known about that beforehand. Then, as you try and let the fallout of the mental equivilent of the Tzar Bomba settle, you get a knock on an apartment door at three in the morning...and it's John Madden, of all people.

So yeah, Hookturn has kind of been sort of a patron saint of me for awhile now, although I don't know why. I just chalk it up on OCD, really. Although calling him a Patron Saint is probably putting too much pressure on the poor dude. "Rented Ghost" would probably be better suited for him, and more accurate, considering this guy is created and owned by , who luckily isn't charging me for the use of him. At least I hope not. Seriously, I hope not, I'm in college and unemployed, I'm broke as fuck. I basically live off my dad, although hopefully with the degree I'm getting, I can get a decent living. Anyway, the reason why John Madden's there is that he's basically the Patron Saint of my friend group. Seriously, he is an endless source of inside jokes and memes in our group, he's up there with Speed Racer and Banjo-Kazooie. He was the best.

By the way, if you don't know who John Madden is, just look up "John Madden and the Buckets" and/or Turducken on YouTube and thank me later. Or look up a Moonbase Alpha meme compilation, I don't care.

Hookturn (c)

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SPOILERS FOR IN OUR SHADOW BELOW!
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So, imagine you're a guy trying to save your friends from these genocidal rat nazis that have taken over Australia. You send your friends on a rocket to the moon while your country just burns and you die along with everybody else in it. So, you're dead, and somehow you're surprised there's an afterlife. In this you learn that you, your friends, and the entire universe you lived in, never existed in the first place. All made up by a person for the entertainment of other people. Basically, your life kind of means absolutely nothing and your death was completely arbitrary. Yes it may have been a damn good story, but you'd probably would've like to have been known about that beforehand. Then, as you try and let the fallout of the mental equivilent of the Tzar Bomba settle, you get a knock on an apartment door at three in the morning...and it's John Madden, of all people.

So yeah, Hookturn has kind of been sort of a patron saint of me for awhile now, although I don't know why. I just chalk it up on OCD, really. Although calling him a Patron Saint is probably putting too much pressure on the poor dude. "Rented Ghost" would probably be better suited for him, and more accurate, considering this guy is created and owned by , who luckily isn't charging me for the use of him. At least I hope not. Seriously, I hope not, I'm in college and unemployed, I'm broke as fuck. I basically live off my dad, although hopefully with the degree I'm getting, I can get a decent living. Anyway, the reason why John Madden's there is that he's basically the Patron Saint of my friend group. Seriously, he is an endless source of inside jokes and memes in our group, he's up there with Speed Racer and Banjo-Kazooie. He was the best.

By the way, if you don't know who John Madden is, just look up "John Madden and the Buckets" and/or Turducken on YouTube and thank me later. Or look up a Moonbase Alpha meme compilation, I don't care.

Hookturn (c)