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IshaNee — Stuck to one another
Published: 2007-11-05 12:15:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 54803; Favourites: 427; Downloads: 324
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Description
In late celebration of 's birthday, I present....what else... his wonderful gals in a wonderful commercial!
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:
Isha Labs pr0n glue:
Non toxic
Comes in various flavors and colors
Hypo allergenic
10 second setting time
non-flammable
12 ton / square in. adhesive force
can be used on ANY surface (even wet or underwater)
Has strong aphrodisiac properties >3
starts to dissolve three hours after setting
for emergency purposes, use vinegar to instantly dissolve dried glue
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Happy Birthday!! eventhoughimadayortwolate.....
Cross, Fcross, and Chloe Strife (c) Xcross
pr0n glue (c) Isha Labs Inc.
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We can either wait three hours for it to dissolve or use vinegar to immediately separate
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Oh, okay. Then I guess we use vinegar?
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*I look in the cupboard and there is some*
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Ah. So, lets try this.
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*We use it but there is only enough to seperate one part from each other*
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Hmm... we should probably get some more.
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*The TV says there is a vinegar shortage*
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... *We continue to try to seperate* nngh come on
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Why does this always happen to us.
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I don't know, first your collection of Adhesive, then you needed that self repairing mug, now this
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I keep dropping my mugs.
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But you did't read the fine print
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Hey wait, didn't you have a fake mug with instructions on how to reverse any side effects of the machines hidden in it?
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kinda,... but I dropped it... okay I get you point but those were just theories
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Yeah, my mug was a perfect idea. Anyway, sure you don't have it lying around?
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*no luck, but we do find something that can remove or strengthen glue. It has a 50 chance of doing either. Strengthen makes it last forever, but remove gets rid of it.
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What should we do
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*pours it on us, and we're...
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So, we should get some clothes on
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*tries to move off you but it... *
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We fall on some duct tape which was us up*
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*triss to take it off, but it's wrapped around our arms*
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*a ghost appears, wrapping it around us*
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Wait, where did the ghost come from
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Oh yeah, I became a ghost buster yesterday, now ghosts hate me, haha
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You know, it's hard to be a ghost buster. Maybe I should go back to my old job...
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Huh, witchcraft is real... neat
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Nah, it's just a load of science with a fancy name.
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Cool, so no one understood the science you did
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