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hypergargalesthesia -- An extreme sensitivity to tickling.--Ray Corsini, The Dictionary of Psychology.
Connie (understandably) has not related the story behind this strange picture to me, and I doubt she ever will. However, I’ve put on my Sherlock Holmes hat and looked the picture over with a magnifying glass, and have reached the following conclusions:
Well, that’s all I was able to gather. I’ll ask around and try to piece together the story behind this embarrassing picture of my superheroine, and will hopefully be able to relate it to you sometime in the future…
created this picture, and did it quickly and with the skill I have come to expect from him.
I created and copyrighted the Crimson Conservative in 2009.
Comments encouraged, especially ones who would like to add their opinion on what exactly is going on in this picture. Don’t bother to speculate on how Connie will be able to handle her upcoming torment, as I think we can guess...
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Comments: 98
JamesE82 In reply to ??? [2010-10-13 18:51:08 +0000 UTC]
I agree that it’s cute--I mean, a nine-foot tall supersoldier ready to hyperventilate because of a feather? Unfortunately, a handful of people do know about her condition, and some of them are eager to see her helpless and suffering horribly at their hands…
Thanks for commenting!
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Knight3000 In reply to JamesE82 [2010-10-14 07:43:17 +0000 UTC]
I think Connie will riddle them with bullets BEFORE they get in "striking" distance!
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JamesE82 In reply to Knight3000 [2010-10-14 16:28:13 +0000 UTC]
Where do you keep a machinegun while wearing a bikini?
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deathstarshotput In reply to ??? [2010-10-13 01:06:07 +0000 UTC]
As to how she got into this plight.....I know she doesn't swing this way; I'm guessing she lost a bet.
The chains might hold her, but the bricks won't. She'd pull down a whole building.
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JamesE82 In reply to deathstarshotput [2010-10-13 03:10:08 +0000 UTC]
Good guess, but I don’t see Connie ever taking a bet that could put her into such a horrific position. And her pulling the entire building down on herself is not only a very real possibility (unless there’s more to the dungeon than meets the eye), she would prefer that to having to withstand that torture for any extended amount of time… like after a second and a half!
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BlackKusanagi In reply to ??? [2010-10-12 23:44:31 +0000 UTC]
Ohoho...The Democratic party needs to hear this! XD
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JamesE82 In reply to BlackKusanagi [2010-10-13 03:05:43 +0000 UTC]
Connie: “You traitor! You, you… you wouldn’t actually tell them, would you?”
The ramifications of this information falling into the wrong hands could have an effect on a global scale…
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BlackKusanagi In reply to JamesE82 [2010-10-13 03:57:26 +0000 UTC]
I may be one, but I wont tell them. :3 Im a nice guy like that.
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JamesE82 In reply to BlackKusanagi [2010-10-13 04:04:36 +0000 UTC]
Glad to hear it; Connie’s obviously got problems of her own right now, and doesn’t need the DNC hiring assassins specializing in death-by-tickling to go after her.
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JamesE82 In reply to Captain-Sweden [2010-10-13 03:02:19 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, that is the proper response to something like this! Poor Connie, she’s in for a rough time…
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se507 In reply to ??? [2010-10-12 20:53:14 +0000 UTC]
Little something for you and Connie to get hyped up on...
[link]
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JamesE82 In reply to se507 [2010-10-12 20:53:34 +0000 UTC]
Hey, hypergargalesthesia is no laughing matter… sorry Connie, I couldn’t resist!
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JamesE82 In reply to se507 [2010-10-12 21:01:09 +0000 UTC]
Connie: “It was not! You two are sick, you know that?”
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se507 In reply to JamesE82 [2010-10-12 21:02:30 +0000 UTC]
MachoMan: "It's what we live do, Madam."
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Soviet-Superwoman In reply to ??? [2010-10-12 20:39:44 +0000 UTC]
See and here I would have thought it was or ...or LOGIC. Oh well.
You know I luv ya!
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JamesE82 In reply to Soviet-Superwoman [2010-10-12 20:44:39 +0000 UTC]
Those two don’t make Connie , they make her
. Despite all that, I’m sure fond of you, as well.
And thanks for the fave!
Connie: “She faved this? Aw crap, now everyone in Angel-friggin’-Falls is gonna know about… you know…”
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Soviet-Superwoman In reply to JamesE82 [2010-10-12 20:57:02 +0000 UTC]
Well I was thinking they made her knees go weak and her bowels start to stir...that alone could be enough for an opponent to find an opening and exploit it.
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JamesE82 In reply to Soviet-Superwoman [2010-10-12 21:08:03 +0000 UTC]
She is easily distracted, so you probably have a point.
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Soviet-Superwoman In reply to JamesE82 [2010-10-12 21:14:21 +0000 UTC]
"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking."
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JamesE82 In reply to Soviet-Superwoman [2010-10-12 21:17:47 +0000 UTC]
Okay, don’t tell anyone, but you’ve found out how to flat line Connie: Tie her up and tickle her while making her listen to Joe Biden.
And what is it with Democrats and Indians? Remember Hillary saying that Gandhi worked at a gas station?
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Soviet-Superwoman In reply to JamesE82 [2010-10-12 21:20:14 +0000 UTC]
I never said dumb shit like that...
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Captain-Sweden In reply to Soviet-Superwoman [2010-10-12 23:37:37 +0000 UTC]
Only that we Russians weren't able to introduce communism in our country, until I convinced you otherwise.
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JamesE82 In reply to Soviet-Superwoman [2010-10-12 21:27:59 +0000 UTC]
Wow, are you actually going to get me to agree with Karl Marx? Nah, I just can’t bring myself to do it… but you came close!
Connie: “When I get outta here, James, I’m gonna knock that Pinko crap your Russkie pal‘s put into your head right out of your ears! Grrr, damn Martian metal…”
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vince3 [2010-10-12 20:08:10 +0000 UTC]
Being very ticklish might be a weakness of a few metahumans in Angel Falls...
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JamesE82 In reply to vince3 [2010-10-12 20:13:57 +0000 UTC]
Surely not Lin? Still, I’d wager that not many actually suffer from Connie’s particular medical condition.
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vince3 In reply to JamesE82 [2010-10-12 20:18:35 +0000 UTC]
Lin? I don't think too many have tried to tickle her...
and even if she is ticklish, I doubt it's as bad as Connie...
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JamesE82 In reply to vince3 [2010-10-12 20:22:17 +0000 UTC]
So Lin’s stronger, and Connie’s more ticklish… everybody wants to be the “most” at something, but I’d say my girl got the short end of the stick!
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vince3 In reply to JamesE82 [2010-10-12 20:25:41 +0000 UTC]
I dunno... Connie probably dominates a good chunk of the roster... as long as they either don't power drain her like Geno's troops, or know that she's ticklish...
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JamesE82 In reply to vince3 [2010-10-12 20:27:07 +0000 UTC]
Coming from you, that means a lot!
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boxeater5 In reply to ??? [2010-10-12 20:05:43 +0000 UTC]
She has some kind of axe tattoo or something on her arm :
Anyway nice to see even a big buff beauty like Connie has realistic fear/weakness like being ticklish, underarms, sides of the belly, and behind the knees tend to be the most sensitive areas other than the feet of course...should be interesting to see if any of Connie's enemies discover her weakness
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JamesE82 In reply to boxeater5 [2010-10-12 20:11:46 +0000 UTC]
That tattoo is the ancient Roman symbol for justice, and because it is red, white, and blue, Connie and I figure it does a pretty good job of symbolizing American justice (our favorite kind!).
Oh yeah--beat her, whip her, burn her and there’s no telling how long until she gives you even the tiniest big of information. But when a feather or wiggling finger approaches one of her countless hotspots… And the list of enemies who know about her weakness is small, but includes some nasty ones (Soviet Superwoman not included).
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AmberMurphy In reply to JamesE82 [2010-10-13 19:09:00 +0000 UTC]
"beat her, whip her, burn her and there’s no telling how long until she gives you even the tiniest big of information. But when a feather or wiggling finger approaches one of her countless hotspots…"
DUDE. THIS. IS. ME.
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JamesE82 In reply to AmberMurphy [2010-10-13 19:12:31 +0000 UTC]
I’m beginning to think that all tough, beautiful, redheaded conservative women are hyper-ticklish… Good thing you’re not a superhero, huh?
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AmberMurphy In reply to JamesE82 [2010-10-14 01:33:28 +0000 UTC]
Who says I'm NOT a superhero? *shifty eyes*
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JamesE82 In reply to AmberMurphy [2010-10-14 01:43:35 +0000 UTC]
Well if you are one, you just let all your supervillain enemies know how to torture you when they’ve got you captured! Then again, in my eyes you are a pretty super young lady, cape or no cape.
Commissioner Gordon used a spotlight on the top of a building to call Batman--what does Hannity use when there is trouble and he needs you on the case?
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AmberMurphy In reply to JamesE82 [2010-10-17 13:00:38 +0000 UTC]
I ain't scared of no supervillans! MUAHAHA. I may be ticklish, but I'm Irish and punchy. >
I was telling the hubby about Connie; then I showed him your art. "You're kind of scrawny compared to Connie."
"Yes. Yes I am. But, by the same logic, so are YOU."
Haha
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JamesE82 In reply to AmberMurphy [2010-10-17 16:55:17 +0000 UTC]
Connie: “Sure, you’re scrawny compared to me, but who ain’t?” *Flexes muscles* “At least you make up for it with moxie, like any good Irish dame oughta. That wise-guy husband of yours would do well to remember that.”
Yeah, any villain who wants to get you in the position Connie found herself in is gonna pay for it, no doubt about it. And don’t tell her I said this, but I’m positive that you’d hold out under tickle torture longer than she would. I’m honored that you think the Crimson Conservative is interesting enough to tell other people about--it truly means a lot.
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boxeater5 In reply to JamesE82 [2010-10-12 23:24:12 +0000 UTC]
Are there any other tattoos I should know about, like Patton's or MacCarthy's face on both of her buttcheeks?
Well we will just have to see if we can add 1 more to that list then won't we?
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JamesE82 In reply to boxeater5 [2010-10-13 03:18:01 +0000 UTC]
Nah, Connie’s only got those two tattoos. When developing her, it was hard not to keep adding political slogans and symbols to her body until she looked like a GOP version of Goldie Hawn from Laugh-In, but I think having just those two makes them more powerful statements.
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boxeater5 In reply to JamesE82 [2010-10-13 03:23:36 +0000 UTC]
a version of who? just give her a few bumper stickers on different sets of pants, that should do her just fine lol, but yea those two do make good statements
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JamesE82 In reply to boxeater5 [2010-10-13 03:30:02 +0000 UTC]
Goldie Hawn, the actress; she used to dance around in a bikini on Laugh-In with things painted on her body, like “Sock it To Me” and flowers--hippy stuff. And as we’ve seen from that anti-Obama bikini Connie wore, my girl’s not afraid to make political statements with her clothing, though bumper stickers? And thanks; I think Connie’s tats are kinda striking myself.
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boxeater5 In reply to JamesE82 [2010-10-13 03:40:33 +0000 UTC]
Ohhh...I never saw nor heard of Laugh-In but have seen references to Goldie, that makes sense now
I still do have a feeling she has some rather racy yet political panties in her drawer as well hehe
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JamesE82 In reply to boxeater5 [2010-10-13 03:46:48 +0000 UTC]
I forgot to mention her bikini bottoms with Join the Pa(R)ty! on the butt, too! (I’ll post that picture tomorrow.) And yeah, she’s got a collection of panties that, um, make some convincing political arguments…
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