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Why Connie was Late to Hyper Con: Preview.


This should come as no surprise, but it looks like the Crimson Conservative has indeed fallen into the trap constructed by ultra-leftist Janet Raison and executed by starry-eyed libertarian Nathan Clark. So here Connie is, left depowered and nearly naked in a secret dungeon located somewhere in Angel Falls, when she would rather be attending Hyper Con and (in her mind) outshining the rest of the dopes that berg calls “heroes.”

The way I see it, possible reasons my rampaging redheaded Republican is so unhappy in this picture include the following:

A) The Giminni family compound she is being held captive in smells like fettuccine and hair oil, and all she can hear playing from the other room are reruns of The Jersey Shore.

B) The industrial-strength muscle relaxant coating the inside of the clothing they gave her is one thing not to like about the outfit, but the top and bottom don’t even match!

C) Connie is still playing last week’s Atop the Fourth Wall over in her mind and can’t get over how unfair she believes Linkara was to one of her favorite comic legends, Frank Miller: blip.tv/at4w/at4w-253-tales-to… .

D) This is being posted on a Monday, and even nine-foot supersoldiers don’t like Mondays, whether they spend them strapped to racks or not.

E) In an effort to torture the muscular conservative, the villains holding her have doctored audio of Rush Limbaugh to make it sound like he is leaving the air, with his radio show now to be hosted by Keith Olbermann.

F) The Crimson Conservative has a sneaking suspicion that the shameless JamesE82 is, in the near future, going to post one of the pictures he has of her topless merely to get pageviews.

G) One of her captors mentioned something about “feathers” as he was exiting the torture chamber, and Connie suddenly realizes how much of her skin is utterly exposed and vulnerable…


is where this takes place, home of Hyper Con, a superhero get-together orchestrated by . I predict that my girl will arrive there eventually, but may have to sweat it out for a while before doing so.

This picture was created by the very generous guy I call Artist X, who does not want to be associated with his older works. Still, a big to that talented fellow!

The Crimson Conservative is my creation, © 2009. And yes, when I use the © symbol, I mean that she was in fact legally copyrighted with the United States government.

Comments welcome, even if it is to predict how long it would take Keith to turn Rush’s thirty million strong audience into nothing but three or four sixteen-year-old stoners and a few virgin-craving Muslim terrorists.

Every Republican has to stop voting for members of their own party or they are condoning genocide! Hitler was a Baptist! A trillion children are murdered by guns every second! Please, somebody, listen to meeeeee!

P.S.: I am a fan of Linkara and agree with many of his stances; we just don’t see eye to eye on Frank Miller, is all, and I don’t want any of my fans to get the wrong impression about how I feel towards Linkara and his impressive work.
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Comments: 75

MyNameIsArchie In reply to ??? [2013-08-15 23:18:40 +0000 UTC]

And I will read it.

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JamesE82 In reply to MyNameIsArchie [2013-08-16 19:11:44 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! It is just a thought in the back of my mind, and tackling it will make certain types of people fuss at me, so we’ll see if I ever do something like that.

Sure, Mr. White-Christian-American-Male! We all just can’t wait to hear your educated insights to these sensitive subjects! Pig!

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Levia-the-Dragon In reply to ??? [2013-08-14 02:13:09 +0000 UTC]

Huh, well I'm sure there are other people in the comics industry that don't have the best portrayal of women, but I think Miller is one of the more prominent ones and with other baggage besides.

And that point of comparison... consider this, is it worse to portray a terrible situation seriously, to show it in a light and context that makes it completely clear it's a very bad thing to have happen... or is it worse to fetishize the situation...

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JamesE82 In reply to Levia-the-Dragon [2013-08-16 19:07:56 +0000 UTC]

Good point about if it is worse to make light of a bad situation or show it in gritty realism; a while back Brad Thor wrote a novel about an American woman abducted by terrorists, and she was rescued after suffering very little discomfort. That is not making light of it, but rather treating it lightly, which I do not care for. I am currently reading a novel where a female soldier is taken by the Taliban, and she… well, there’s penetration… and blood… and lot of screaming… Very unpleasant, but I appreciate the author treating the subject realistically as opposed to the other novel’s far-too optimistic portrayal of the same type of situation.

I think did alright in my depiction of things like that in fav.me/d4wk6k0 , which was a fairly realistic situation, but had fun with it here, fav.me/d4ecn58 , which was a more goofy scenario.

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Levia-the-Dragon In reply to JamesE82 [2013-08-17 10:09:48 +0000 UTC]

Mm, I suppose part of it depends what kind of tone you want to go with and whether you want to be taken seriously... you can't really have your cake and eat it too, which is something I think Frankie might be a little guilty of... or I could be wrong, he could be playing to his own fetish fuel with little regard for being taken seriously anymore, who knows what goes on inside his head...

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J-Wolfe15 [2013-08-13 00:49:41 +0000 UTC]

Very cool pic.

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JamesE82 In reply to J-Wolfe15 [2013-08-13 17:03:24 +0000 UTC]

Connie: “Depends on how you look at it…”

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J-Wolfe15 In reply to JamesE82 [2013-08-19 00:31:35 +0000 UTC]

*chuckles* Very true.

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Stick-bag In reply to ??? [2013-08-12 23:12:22 +0000 UTC]

Maybe she's also concerned that she's going to become an Empowered-esque easy target for bondage scenarios, given that four of the last seven images have shown her captured and depowered and/or in a state of undress.

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JamesE82 In reply to Stick-bag [2013-08-13 17:03:08 +0000 UTC]

Wow, you did the math, huh? Then that makes two of us…

 

Yeah, it’s hard not to do that when I have so many naughty pieces of gift art laying around, and any one of them gets more views in a couple days than some of the stuff I post gets in a couple years.

 

Do you think I’ve been going too far lately?

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Stick-bag In reply to JamesE82 [2013-08-13 21:26:21 +0000 UTC]

I don't have a problem with them, I just think they need to be spaced out a bit more. Connie in bondage is fine as long as we also have plenty of pictures of Connie just being Connie alongside them. Plus the Humpdays one at least is a lot more understandable given that she was at the mercy of Concussion.

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JamesE82 In reply to Stick-bag [2013-08-13 21:33:44 +0000 UTC]

I agree completely, and should put forth more effort into spacing them out. I’m just sitting on a mountain of pictures I’ve been given that are proving to be very popular, and, well, I guess I might be a bit of a-

Connie: “Pageview whore?”

Uhg! Stretched nearly naked on a rack and she’s still a loudmouth… what have I unleashed upon the world? But you’re right, I ought to get some pictures of her clothed and kicking butt, or at least not in positions that are utter fanservice.

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andrewr255 In reply to ??? [2013-08-12 23:00:34 +0000 UTC]

I overslept, my car ran out of gas, I forgot all about it, I got captured by evil enemies and brutally tortured for hours on end, I forgot the address of Hyper Con, I thought it was next week...

Excuses, excuses...

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JamesE82 In reply to andrewr255 [2013-08-13 17:02:28 +0000 UTC]

A superheroine really should be more responsible as an example for the kids.

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Paudraic In reply to ??? [2013-08-12 20:57:01 +0000 UTC]

Another cunning contraption constructed to constrain the Crimson Convservative! Can Connie conceive a course to curtail her captivity and counter the catastrophic consequences considered by her cruel criminal captors? 

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JamesE82 In reply to Paudraic [2013-08-13 17:02:01 +0000 UTC]

Speaking of Linkara:

 

I love alliteration.

 

I’m not even going to try to beat what you did.

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Paudraic In reply to JamesE82 [2013-08-13 22:49:44 +0000 UTC]

Just a stutter.

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MetalBeowulf89 [2013-08-12 18:02:46 +0000 UTC]

Hopefully the convention lasts a while for her to sort out this mess.. 

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JamesE82 In reply to MetalBeowulf89 [2013-08-13 17:01:30 +0000 UTC]

Fortunately, has not set a deadline for Hyper Con stories; unfortunately, that might mean the Crimson Conservative will be in the hands of her enemies for a while…

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Knight3000 In reply to ??? [2013-08-12 16:33:39 +0000 UTC]

 Actually,the top looks cool eventhough it doesn't match with the thong! Maybe Connie might consider wearing one if it doesn't have the muscle relaxer in it! Plus its red too!

Let Janet have her fu,n because Connie will try to revive and bust out (bad pun). Then theres also Ms.Blitzen for Janet to worry about, when Em finds out where her buddy is!

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JamesE82 In reply to Knight3000 [2013-08-13 17:01:07 +0000 UTC]

The only question is, will Connie “bust out” before or after she is set free? Actually, I’m considering not posting that picture, as I’ve realized just how much fanservice I have been engaging in lately…

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Knight3000 In reply to JamesE82 [2013-08-13 18:51:51 +0000 UTC]

Aww I like to see Connies big ol boobs all free and open!

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JamesE82 In reply to Knight3000 [2013-08-13 18:56:46 +0000 UTC]

Most guys would like to see that, but I don’t want to get downright tacky, so I am still weighing my options.

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Knight3000 In reply to JamesE82 [2013-08-13 19:07:19 +0000 UTC]

I hear ya!

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