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Januchan — Catnip. No Joke.
Published: 2006-01-14 07:16:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 1106; Favourites: 47; Downloads: 73
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Are your kittens safe from the effects of catnip? Statistics show that up to 60% of kittens have tried taking catnip. Approximately 38% of those kittens become lifetime users. Be open to your litter about the effects and dangers of catnip.And remember these telltale signs:
1) Excessive twitchiness.
2) Ability to shoot lasers from the mouth and/or eyes.
3) Giganticism.
4) Destructive behaviours.
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*bows* Thank you. x3 And if you DO get a kitten on catnip...be sure to have, like, laser-proof vests or something. They be violently playful when hopped up on teh 'nip.
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Yess....we've been thinking about that.......*imagines her Ozzy on catnip*...we're doomed! Q___Q
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they look so cute! even though they are being so evil!!
a lady that came through drive-thru at work today offered me a little kitty. it was so cute!! but I had to say no, it took a lot of strength on my behalf! hehe
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Funny how cute things often turn out to be evil. >.> Or is it vice versa? Psh, either way.
And thanks! And I wish I could get a kitten. >o< They're so adorable... I can't have one just yet, though. But soon, soon...
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lmao XD omg that's hilarious Doom kitties! Fweee!! On kitty drugs!
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Thanks. xD I think I need to get me some catnip. >> People need lasers too! ;o;
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