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JohnFlaherty β€” Patience Is Key

Published: 2014-04-21 02:34:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 19809; Favourites: 286; Downloads: 145
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First of all, guys... I'm really sorry for the ending of this comic.


But I was so desperate to find a good ending that, well... I had to "go there". And trust me, I've spent weeks working on a good ending. But I had to make do with this one.

That's why the first 13 panels look a bit different than the rest of them. The last 7 panels were created in the last 2-3 days, while the other 13 were created weeks ago.

I hope this comic's still relevant, seeing that 5 of 6 keys were already revealed.

And one more thing: I DON'T HATE RAINBOW DASH.

It's just that, for some reason, she always comes to my mind when it's about slapstick/physical humor. And, she isn't known for being very patient, as far as I know.
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ULTRADJ4EVER [2014-04-22 21:02:58 +0000 UTC]

I would do the same thing since I want to know what's in the box

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JohnFlaherty In reply to ULTRADJ4EVER [2014-04-22 23:58:57 +0000 UTC]

And risk having it going up yer rear?

A brave soul you are. ^^

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LoneLion97 In reply to ??? [2014-04-22 20:53:57 +0000 UTC]

Well this was happen if you don't have patience

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LordKane666 [2014-04-22 20:44:40 +0000 UTC]

quickly now we must find out want secrets this plot holdsΒ 

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ABronyAccount In reply to ??? [2014-04-22 20:29:53 +0000 UTC]

That thing's so hard for her to open! It's probably filled with peanut butter .

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JohnFlaherty In reply to ABronyAccount [2014-04-22 23:55:29 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I totally forgot that scene!

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catluvr2 [2014-04-22 20:10:38 +0000 UTC]

Well.
It seems that Dash was...
The butt of the joke.

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JohnFlaherty In reply to catluvr2 [2014-04-22 23:54:26 +0000 UTC]

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LoneLion97 In reply to catluvr2 [2014-04-22 20:53:23 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahah funny

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KSKSRMSFB In reply to catluvr2 [2014-04-22 20:27:57 +0000 UTC]

YEAAAAAAAAAH!

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SHADOWtheHEJHOG [2014-04-22 20:07:24 +0000 UTC]

That's gotta hurt.Β 

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Mike-O-Shay [2014-04-22 19:59:16 +0000 UTC]

HAHA holy shiiit that ending is a few steps beyond what I was expecting. Well done, and well staged to keep it (somewhat) tasteful.

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JohnFlaherty In reply to Mike-O-Shay [2014-04-22 23:54:08 +0000 UTC]

I was worried I'd step over the line with this one.

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AnixMcnally [2014-04-22 19:31:35 +0000 UTC]

Never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad I'm not Rainbow Dash.

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Goremise In reply to ??? [2014-04-22 19:30:22 +0000 UTC]

LOL that ended XD

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Goremise In reply to Goremise [2014-04-22 19:30:31 +0000 UTC]

ending*

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DCarrier [2014-04-22 19:26:40 +0000 UTC]

Is that a Davy Crockett?

For those of you who don't know what that is:Β en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Cro…

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JohnFlaherty In reply to DCarrier [2014-04-22 23:53:35 +0000 UTC]

It is a Davy Crockett.

I got several nukes from Steam's Workshop. And had a lotta fun blowing myself up while testing them. XD

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Luckysweep [2014-04-22 18:54:57 +0000 UTC]

... I don't think I really want to know which hole it went in.

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JohnFlaherty In reply to Luckysweep [2014-04-22 23:52:34 +0000 UTC]

I'm leaving that to the reader. ^^

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Luckysweep In reply to JohnFlaherty [2014-04-23 02:07:37 +0000 UTC]

Realistically, it would have to be her vagina. Because it IS in fact the most flexible part of the female body. If it wasn't, they would never be able to have children.

And if it was her anus, she would die. Nothing that big is EVER supposed to come out of it. If something did, it would rupture and she would either bleed to death or die of infection.

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PrincessMuffinArt [2014-04-22 18:23:50 +0000 UTC]

Eeeeshh.. Painful.. O.<

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jyroman53 [2014-04-22 18:20:38 +0000 UTC]

Well, RD i got somone who can help ye but he's a little mentally defected ... BOAX Soldier come here ! we got a boax there !

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NismyFForm In reply to ??? [2014-04-22 18:14:47 +0000 UTC]

XD, I was NOT expecting that ending! Holy shit! this is gold.

A lot of comics don't make me laugh, but this one did it for me. Probably because I like crude humor. Haha, good job with this!Β 

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JohnFlaherty In reply to NismyFForm [2014-04-22 23:52:20 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much. ^^

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sockeye101 [2014-04-22 18:01:02 +0000 UTC]

OMG, dat last panel though....

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Devinartfan123 In reply to ??? [2014-04-22 17:43:35 +0000 UTC]

Dont get angry Rainbow, we only have 3-4 more episodes to go.

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crazyone59 In reply to ??? [2014-04-22 17:33:42 +0000 UTC]

JESUS rainbow take it easy i mean go too far and the box will become the key to you

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Clonetrooperkev [2014-04-22 17:30:54 +0000 UTC]

Something incredible. You've done something incredible!
I have never seen a rectal blockage of this kind!
I have seen patients in the past with rodents or bottles in their ass!
But this is something incredible, and it blows my freakin' mind!Β 

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JohnFlaherty In reply to Clonetrooperkev [2014-04-22 23:51:53 +0000 UTC]

Is this a quote from somewhere? If it is, that flew way over my head.

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Clonetrooperkev In reply to JohnFlaherty [2014-04-23 04:30:21 +0000 UTC]

From, "The Book of Mormon." Give it a listen to.Β 

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klystron2010 [2014-04-22 17:22:45 +0000 UTC]

lolz

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Dev-i [2014-04-22 17:04:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh my wow.

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AJR001 [2014-04-22 16:49:44 +0000 UTC]

That's a whole new meaning to the term "Up yours!".
Also, how will Starscream's spark get out now...?

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Rockethead117 In reply to AJR001 [2014-04-22 18:13:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh i see the reference you made there...

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AJR001 In reply to Rockethead117 [2014-04-24 03:22:57 +0000 UTC]

Eeyup. Another insult to Starscream's injury.

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Sturmlion1 In reply to ??? [2014-04-22 16:47:24 +0000 UTC]

So she has to give birth to it now?

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JohnFlaherty In reply to Sturmlion1 [2014-04-22 23:51:24 +0000 UTC]

After this, though, she could give birth to an elephant, she wouldn't feel a thing.

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Sturmlion1 In reply to JohnFlaherty [2014-04-23 03:35:06 +0000 UTC]

Its got to come out someway and something is gonna get some stretch marks!

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GennadyKalugina In reply to Sturmlion1 [2014-04-22 16:55:16 +0000 UTC]

Other way.

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s0r In reply to ??? [2014-04-22 16:35:27 +0000 UTC]

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD Β Β Β Β Β 

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starlitalpha [2014-04-22 16:31:03 +0000 UTC]

Don't apologize for that ending. It was the best possible outcome.

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JohnFlaherty In reply to starlitalpha [2014-04-22 23:50:59 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. ^^

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Deathfirebrony [2014-04-22 16:25:46 +0000 UTC]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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ITOS In reply to ??? [2014-04-22 16:24:43 +0000 UTC]

My back hurt through sheer empathy.

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EpicLPer In reply to ??? [2014-04-22 16:24:31 +0000 UTC]

Instead of using so much Photoshop you should already make the lightning better in the pictures.
All in all the expressions are good.

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JohnFlaherty In reply to EpicLPer [2014-04-22 23:50:41 +0000 UTC]

The first half of the comic was made weeks ago, when I'd overdo the "Bloom" tool a bit too much.

The problem I have with the lamps is that the lighting murders my framerate like a proverbial. Also, since my GMOD'ing is quite bad, and my PC can only handle so much, I have to rely on Photoshop.

And thanks. ^^

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EpicLPer In reply to JohnFlaherty [2014-04-23 06:25:49 +0000 UTC]

You can try running SFM with an lower resolution like 480p or something. Just look it up on Google

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JohnFlaherty In reply to EpicLPer [2014-04-24 03:12:06 +0000 UTC]

I have it, but it makes my PC lag like a proverbial.

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Bropony2010 In reply to ??? [2014-04-22 16:17:39 +0000 UTC]

In your*...*!

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