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limeykat In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 16:30:53 +0000 UTC]

.....Never show your face under the same sun as the rest of us until you've watched Spaceballs.

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WAtheAnum In reply to limeykat [2018-04-04 17:15:28 +0000 UTC]

< is sue about he listed up the SPACEBALLS GAG.

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limeykat In reply to WAtheAnum [2018-04-04 22:45:44 +0000 UTC]

Some point after I clicked the reply box you did.
DA keeps your original posts you know.. we can click and see it. Thats how we can be certain you weren't being sarcastic. lol

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WAtheAnum In reply to limeykat [2018-04-04 23:22:56 +0000 UTC]

happens.

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jollyjack In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 16:23:04 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhxr9c…

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WAtheAnum In reply to jollyjack [2018-04-04 17:15:08 +0000 UTC]

exactly. its not like i know that already.

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Thomgirl In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 16:02:55 +0000 UTC]

I immediately thought Spaceballs... Schwartz is their 'power' so... kinda makes sense a dude might refer to his dick the same way...

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WAtheAnum In reply to Thomgirl [2018-04-04 17:14:52 +0000 UTC]

jup.

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masterofshadows In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 15:53:09 +0000 UTC]

It's probably a reference to the Spaceballs movie quote "I see your schwartz is as big as mine"

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WAtheAnum In reply to masterofshadows [2018-04-04 17:14:32 +0000 UTC]

of course it is. people just dont understand a sarcastic comment.

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Ecchi-Spud In reply to masterofshadows [2018-04-04 17:02:10 +0000 UTC]

Apparently they didn't know how to . . . handle it.

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Mchawkman In reply to masterofshadows [2018-04-04 16:05:56 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!Β  That is a perfect example!

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Mchawkman In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 15:39:31 +0000 UTC]

Ummmmm.... seriously?Β  You think NO ONE in the history of writing, whether it be prose, comics, et al, has ever used a word whose meaning is incorrect in the actual context of how the word is meant to be used for effect?

Ever?

"...at least not in a comic."Β  I cannot think of a BETTER place for it, TBH.

People who are non-native speakers of a language quite often use words that they think are appropriate, when in actuality they are not, often to quite humorous and comic effect.Β  Hell, even NATIVE speakers will do it, taking into account dialects, etc.Β  Β I submit the "Two Yuds" scene from My Cousin Vinnie as exhibit A...

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WAtheAnum In reply to Mchawkman [2018-04-04 15:47:40 +0000 UTC]

"if i ever see you again,
i gona fang you
and putt you in a loch
and putt the gulli on it
so you never com back to the tageslicht"

srsly. ever heard that? if you though my comment was that serious you have a problem with your triggerline dude.

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Mchawkman In reply to WAtheAnum [2018-04-04 16:03:52 +0000 UTC]

"if i ever see you again,
i gona fang you
and putt you in a loch
and putt the gulli on it
so you never com back to the tageslicht"

Sorry, that reference is lost on me, I'm afraid.Β  But no matter.

Context in posts is often very subtle and hard to read, esp. where ESL posts are concerned.Β  The amount of time and effort you put into your response did not appear, on the face of it, to be the thinly veiled sarcasm you seem to be intimating you meant.Β  Mea culpa, that being the case.

"you have a problem with your triggerline dude."

Pot-kettle.Β  Understood.

All the best to you!

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WAtheAnum In reply to Mchawkman [2018-04-04 17:16:43 +0000 UTC]

in other words, yes, i was very very sarcastic and i already counted even up the meaning. i dont get it why peeps took me WAY to srs.

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Mchawkman In reply to WAtheAnum [2018-04-04 17:49:57 +0000 UTC]

"Context in posts is often very subtle and hard to read, esp. where ESL posts are concerned."

It's obvious that I wasn't the only one who failed to catch your subtle sarcasm in the context of your original post, as evidenced by the other replies.Β  No offense to you, but it came across as if you were chastising JollyJack for misusing a German word in the context of his comic in a rather serious manner.Β  The fact that you edited your post to add in the Spaceballs reference after you originally posted your response helped, but it was, unfortunately, a case of too little, too late.

But it's all good; you've explained your original intent, so no harm, no foul.Β 

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WAtheAnum In reply to Mchawkman [2018-04-04 17:54:09 +0000 UTC]

i know spaceballs to well but yea, i added/edited this part since i was "really worried" people dont get my joke. since i am german i sure know this joke and had to dig deep for some jokes (like the german rap musician XD).Β  but oh well, at least i think some people got it lols.

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DysFuncReal In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 15:29:25 +0000 UTC]

*gasps and laughs last dying breath*

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Brainstormer623 In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 15:29:08 +0000 UTC]

That's a really thumb idea.

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Mchawkman In reply to Brainstormer623 [2018-04-04 17:08:20 +0000 UTC]



:-P

You get half an internet for that.Β Β 

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SonAmyfan12903YT In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 15:28:04 +0000 UTC]

Im fuckenΒ  Dead XD!!

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Bleu-Ace In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 15:25:49 +0000 UTC]

I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE!

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spikedpsycho In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 15:18:25 +0000 UTC]

"AHHHH I'm stuck inside the bitch"

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LeoDragonsWorks In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 15:14:29 +0000 UTC]

You both have killed me, I will never look at furry in the same way XD

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purring4curves In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 15:10:44 +0000 UTC]

funny, ive learned about that when my dogs were making litters.....still horrific

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Kintoga In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 15:08:31 +0000 UTC]

I love the interaction between the two of you

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Goblinounours In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 15:08:07 +0000 UTC]

Shiniez's strip was already super fun.
This is priceless.Β  ^^

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Wakeangel2001 In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 15:02:44 +0000 UTC]

you reminded me of a video on facebook of a dog that knotted into a cat, unnatural things happen among our supposedly cute pets...

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beez1717 In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 15:01:54 +0000 UTC]

Snip snip...

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KittyCyberDoll In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 15:01:31 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHA

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decade4510 In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 14:59:45 +0000 UTC]

try something like snakes next time

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ChainsawGenie In reply to decade4510 [2018-04-04 18:52:36 +0000 UTC]

or ladders? *shrug*

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Fallendragonwolf In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 14:58:51 +0000 UTC]

I'm pretty sure human genetics take priority over mating traits and attributes like this.
Furry stuff would be a lot different if animal genetics were dominant in this scenario.

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DoctorVK In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 14:53:39 +0000 UTC]

This is my reaction. X3

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lilravo13 In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 14:41:42 +0000 UTC]

xD and the oscer goes too...

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justsantiago In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 14:38:21 +0000 UTC]

Β LOLΒ 

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Doga-87 In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 14:38:14 +0000 UTC]

You two are just matter and anti-matter: never should be put together.

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Hanoverfiste In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 14:34:22 +0000 UTC]

I guess that is a new meaning for swizzle stick...

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Aprion In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 14:33:38 +0000 UTC]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! XD genius

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InquisitorAr7Dox4 In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 14:30:21 +0000 UTC]

what the f**k?

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Levia-the-Dragon In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 14:19:16 +0000 UTC]

Well those thumbs might as well go to good use...

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BnGJessie In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 14:14:54 +0000 UTC]

OMG! XD
This is amazing. I’m dying of laughter.
You two really have opened a Pandora’s box.

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Snippersaurus In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 14:12:04 +0000 UTC]

Pure cartoon cocaine.Β  I love everything about this.

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ForestWolfDragon In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 14:05:58 +0000 UTC]

*Dies from laughter*

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plynxis [2018-04-04 13:59:21 +0000 UTC]

You _could_ try the same with fish and some mammal, seems to work in the movies. Or do you want to avoid scorching the Earth?

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Chris107 In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 13:57:38 +0000 UTC]

My brain can’t process the insanity between you and Shiniez...Goddamnit man.

Still, if the species were reversed, then we can safely ratchet this delightful twisted sex scene from 10 to 100 plus, easy.

For those who have no clue what the Hell I’m talking about? Well, come closer..,









...A little more...










(A cat’s penis has hook and barbs. Imagine soft silk linen meeting stainless steel velcro, and you’ll see what I’m talking about)

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paws4thot In reply to ??? [2018-04-04 13:57:21 +0000 UTC]

LOL!! And thanks to shiniez for Journaling it.

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sir-urza55 [2018-04-04 13:56:20 +0000 UTC]

You were no prepared.

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TeamGirl-Differel [2018-04-04 13:54:10 +0000 UTC]

To quote Eile: "What the freakin' hell was that?!"

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