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.....Never show your face under the same sun as the rest of us until you've watched Spaceballs.
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< is sue about he listed up the SPACEBALLS GAG.
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Some point after I clicked the reply box you did.
DA keeps your original posts you know.. we can click and see it. Thats how we can be certain you weren't being sarcastic. lol
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhxr9cβ¦
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exactly. its not like i know that already.
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I immediately thought Spaceballs... Schwartz is their 'power' so... kinda makes sense a dude might refer to his dick the same way...
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It's probably a reference to the Spaceballs movie quote "I see your schwartz is as big as mine"
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of course it is. people just dont understand a sarcastic comment.
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Apparently they didn't know how to . . . handle it.
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Thank you!Β That is a perfect example!
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Ummmmm.... seriously?Β You think NO ONE in the history of writing, whether it be prose, comics, et al, has ever used a word whose meaning is incorrect in the actual context of how the word is meant to be used for effect?
Ever?
"...at least not in a comic."Β I cannot think of a BETTER place for it, TBH.
People who are non-native speakers of a language quite often use words that they think are appropriate, when in actuality they are not, often to quite humorous and comic effect.Β Hell, even NATIVE speakers will do it, taking into account dialects, etc.Β Β I submit the "Two Yuds" scene from My Cousin Vinnie as exhibit A...
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"if i ever see you again,
i gona fang you
and putt you in a loch
and putt the gulli on it
so you never com back to the tageslicht"
srsly. ever heard that? if you though my comment was that serious you have a problem with your triggerline dude.
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"if i ever see you again,
i gona fang you
and putt you in a loch
and putt the gulli on it
so you never com back to the tageslicht"
Sorry, that reference is lost on me, I'm afraid.Β But no matter.
Context in posts is often very subtle and hard to read, esp. where ESL posts are concerned.Β The amount of time and effort you put into your response did not appear, on the face of it, to be the thinly veiled sarcasm you seem to be intimating you meant.Β Mea culpa, that being the case.
"you have a problem with your triggerline dude."
Pot-kettle.Β Understood.
All the best to you!
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in other words, yes, i was very very sarcastic and i already counted even up the meaning. i dont get it why peeps took me WAY to srs.
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"Context in posts is often very subtle and hard to read, esp. where ESL posts are concerned."
It's obvious that I wasn't the only one who failed to catch your subtle sarcasm in the context of your original post, as evidenced by the other replies.Β No offense to you, but it came across as if you were chastising JollyJack for misusing a German word in the context of his comic in a rather serious manner.Β The fact that you edited your post to add in the Spaceballs reference after you originally posted your response helped, but it was, unfortunately, a case of too little, too late.
But it's all good; you've explained your original intent, so no harm, no foul.Β
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i know spaceballs to well but yea, i added/edited this part since i was "really worried" people dont get my joke. since i am german i sure know this joke and had to dig deep for some jokes (like the german rap musician XD).Β but oh well, at least i think some people got it lols.
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*gasps and laughs last dying breath*
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That's a really thumb idea.
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:-P
You get half an internet for that.Β Β
"AHHHH I'm stuck inside the bitch"
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You both have killed me, I will never look at furry in the same way XD
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funny, ive learned about that when my dogs were making litters.....still horrific
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I love the interaction between the two of you
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Shiniez's strip was already super fun.
This is priceless.Β ^^
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you reminded me of a video on facebook of a dog that knotted into a cat, unnatural things happen among our supposedly cute pets...
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try something like snakes next time
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or ladders? *shrug*
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I'm pretty sure human genetics take priority over mating traits and attributes like this.
Furry stuff would be a lot different if animal genetics were dominant in this scenario.
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You two are just matter and anti-matter: never should be put together.
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I guess that is a new meaning for swizzle stick...
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Well those thumbs might as well go to good use...
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OMG! XD
This is amazing. Iβm dying of laughter.
You two really have opened a Pandoraβs box.
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Pure cartoon cocaine.Β I love everything about this.
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You _could_ try the same with fish and some mammal, seems to work in the movies. Or do you want to avoid scorching the Earth?
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My brain canβt process the insanity between you and Shiniez...Goddamnit man.
Still, if the species were reversed, then we can safely ratchet this delightful twisted sex scene from 10 to 100 plus, easy.
For those who have no clue what the Hell Iβm talking about? Well, come closer..,
...A little more...
(A catβs penis has hook and barbs. Imagine soft silk linen meeting stainless steel velcro, and youβll see what Iβm talking about)
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LOL!! And thanks to shiniez for Journaling it.
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To quote Eile: "What the freakin' hell was that?!"
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