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Published: 2010-06-02 20:58:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 116857; Favourites: 1634; Downloads: 2508
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Yaaaay. Rockstar made a fun game!After the utter shite that was GTA4, I thought they'd forgotten that games were meant to entartain rather than frustrate.
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Given your latest Sequential Art strips, I'm waiting for an HTP: Minecraft.
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I demand more "How to Play" web comics! This stuff is great. I lol'ed harder than I have in a long time.
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After playing through this game, I can't stop watching the Western movies It's been four days now. I think I need help.
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Oh man, so true! The horses cant slide as well as John, they just dive off a two-foot drop and die...FFF
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I just got that game and I love it! The only down side that I can point out besides the God damned weapon selection is that the main character is too much like other Rockstar characters, just a little bit.
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This is perfect.
I especially love panel four, and how it reminds me of when I had to pick pretty blue ones and then shoot the cougar that blindsided me.
So to make a long story short (too late) nice doodle comic.
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Ya know, my only problem with this game, was that everytime my horse died i commited scuicide, cause i was emotionally attached to my horse..........i think his name was emile not to mention i became wanted all teh freaking time, and i was trying to be a good guy, so yeahhhh it was a good game though, and at least the DLC had zombies!!!1
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All I have to say about the third panel is "Viva Mexico!". And peasant girls with "hands of a farmer"
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do you just make fun off games or do actually play them, GTA IV was awesome, I don't understand why anyone would think it's shit
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I play lots and lots of games, thus I have a lot to compare it to, which is why I think GTA IV is a turd.
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If I thought is was crap in the first instance; why would I pay more money toward it?!
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I've played them both and the okay if you think GTA 4 utter shit, they have knew weapons in both of them all of them are very powerful, The Ballad of Gay Tony has a A.P.C. TANK and a MILITARY ATTACK HELICOPTER, The lost and Damned has new motorcyles (both choppers and sports bikes), and it's got an ASSAULT SHOTGUN
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Basically, it added more powerful turds.
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Have you played the game? If you haven't, FUCK OFF!
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I have.
Gave it a chance.
THEN I hated it.
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Story kinda sucked, controls felt iffy, side-requirements were lame, etc.
Although I think playing Just Cause 2 (with its ability to go anywhere super-fast with a grappling hook) sort of made travel in GTA more annoying.
All in all...hated it
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Nah, I'm done.
point made, opinion spoken.
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Fine, if you want to stop I don't like talking to childish people anyway.
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That's really mature, I wonder if twelve and just a 40-year-old who can't reach puberty.
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Have you played it either, or are his lapdog and are just agreeing with him because he says it sucks or do you actually have a mind of your own.
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Why?
Because you're in the minority and you know you're wrong?
I'll say it again: GTA 4 SUCKS.
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No, because I was having a conversation and now everyone want's to join in. That's your opinion, but there's a ton of people out there who disagree and agree with you. I happen to be the only one on this page who doesn't agree.
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It isn't opinion.
It is fact.
GTA4 is the biggest pile of shit ever made.
It hardly deserves the title of "video game."
It's more like a spambot.
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It's a video game, and Niko has more depth than any of the previous protagonists, the Liberty City looks more like New York than it ever did.
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Niko was a boring, whiny piece of shit moron who had none of the depth that CJ brought to GTA:SA.
GTA was never about immigrates and shit like that.
It was always about the brothers.
GTA5 better not have another white piece of shit acting like the world somehow oppresses his kind.
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He was a criminal before he immigrated to the U.S., wake up and face it Tommy stopped talking to Ken after he went to rehab, Cluade has no friends or allies in GTA 3 after you finish it, there's no way a gangster and hippie would get along. Niko never said the world oppressed "his kind".
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Bullshit.
All Niko ever did was bitch about how cruel the world was to the white race.
GTA4 was made to be enjoyed by white supremacists.
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Why would he hang out with Little Jacob and Dwayne Forge? He was talking about the problems in our government and law systems, and how cruel the world was to criminals and the working class, while the rich and corrupt people get an easy life. QUIT ACTING LIKE THE WORLD IS PERFECT, GROW UP!
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It ain't perfect for the brothers.
That's what the GTA games have always tried to show.
Then GTA4 came along and made it all about the white man. "Oh my god, getting off a boat and trying to make a life here is so hard."
HOW ABOUT YOU TRY BEING KIDDNAPPED, STUFFED INTO A BOAT, SAIL ACROSS THE OCEAN CHAINED UP WITH 200 OTHER PEOPLE IN THE HULL, HAVE YOUR TOES CHEWED OFF BY RATS, HERDED ONTO LAND, THEN SOLD INTO MOTHERFUCKING SLAVERY!
YOU THINK NICO COULD HAVE LIVED THROUGH THAT? I DON'T THINK SO!
GTA is all about the brothers. You white supremacists can play another fucking game.
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I'm not a white supremacist, I'm Mexican. HE could have been Nigerian, Mexican, Chinese it doesn't matter what race. Before Niko, Johnny(Jewish), and Luis(Dominican) all the GTA protagonists wanted was power and money.
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I highly doubt you're mexican.
And besides, what's wrong with wanting money and power?
What? Do you think GTA should be about joining the priesthood.
Man, you're an idiot.
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I highly doubt you know what you're talking about. I said that's ALL THEY WANTED. They did care what would happen after they got what the wanted, they didn't think about the responsibility and consequences that would bite them in the ass!
I don't care whether or not a piece of shit like think I'm Mexican. I never said anything about priesthood, I don't even go to church anymore!
You're the idiot.
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No, it is definitely your intelligence which is in question.
I never said you said anything about the priesthood or church.
I was making the point that GTA is firmly not build on good moral values, but on reality.
People want power. People want money.
You act like that in and of itself are bad things, which they aren't. And they certainly don't always lead to bad ends, which you seem to think is inevitable.
GTA4 was about a idiot white commie who whines about living in America. Course, he never leaves America cause he knows all the MONEY and POWER that allowed him to get his revenge for that there betrayal AND a higher quality of life.
Niko Bellic was a greedy, cynical, bloodthirsty piece of eurotrash.
He chose to go down into hell. A brother is born and raised in hell and has to fight his way out of it best he can.
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The consequences are always inevitable. No matter how rich and power you are. Take this as an example. If you are a very powerful a president, a mafia don, or the head of a terror cell if a guy can shoot you in the face your dead, dead is dead. I also said "ALL" they wanted were those two things.
With power comes responsibility and with Money comes greed.Niko wanted revenge and a normal life. Johnny gave up his clubhouse and grew up. Luis just was an ex-criminal who wanted to make a honest living. THEY WERE FORCED TO DO THOSE THINGS TO SURVIVE!
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Actually, with power comes use of power and with money usually comes spending and/or investing of money.
Leave your tired old fables for bed time stories. We're in the real world.
Granted, you should squander neither money nor power, but that's just common sense.
Even so, NIKO BELLIC DID NOT WANT A NORMAL LIFE. HE SIGNED UP IN THE RUSSIAN ARMY TO BE A PROFESSIONAL MURDERER, HE WENT TO AMERICA TO BE A REGULAR MURDERER, AND AT THE END OF THE DAY HE'S A MURDERER OF HIS OWN FAMILY/FRIENDS.
Oh... what a hero...
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He's not Russian, he's Yugoslavian. He never killed his friends or family his actions had consequences, unlike before. He if signed up for the army it's like signing up for our army. All types of government are the same, just act different.
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You are an idiot...
Have you even played GTA4? Remember the ending? I never said he pulled the trigger, but goddamn if he didn't kill his uncle or girlfriend.
And he was more than a soldier in the army, he was a butcher.
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His actions lead to their retaliation, he hard no way of foreseeing those events. If he could he'd make sure they would never happen.
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Killed 'em with his greed all the same.
Niko was a bastard and you know it.
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Maybe if he didn't take revenge for what they had done to his loved ones and I was two-years-old I would believe you.
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"After the utter shite that was GTA4, I thought they'd forgotten that games were meant to entartain rather than frustrate." Amen to that brother.
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"Oooh! Pretty blue ones!" Genius! Just freaking genius.
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