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Jose-Ramiro β Batduck and Decoy - Dog
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Published: 2009-12-01 03:11:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 4789; Favourites: 66; Downloads: 133
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No famous cameos this time... just a vicious watch dog.What will hurt the most; getting mauled by the dog, or falling down if the dog drops the rope?
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BD- With Decoy. He does all the cleaning.
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Decoy- Even I wouldn't want to clean that.
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BD- You still do it. It's in your contract.
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Decoy- Not to clean up money that was up someone's butt.
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BD- Check the little print.
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Me- Why on earth would that be in a contract?
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BD - It's a contract for a 'superhero's sidekick'. It includes A LOT.
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Me- But cleaning money that was in a butt?
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BD - Hey, it's money.
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Me- It was in a butt. Do you know what happens in there?
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BD- Β Hey, as long as I'm not cleaning it upβ¦Β
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Me- *Sarcastically* Yes, because sidekicks would line up to clean dirty money.
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BD- They do worse on a normal day.
Decoy *groan* Sad yet truth.
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Me- How do you plan on cleaning up money that was in a butt?
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Decoy - Oh, I have my ways... something I don't like to admit.
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Me- You found a way to clean up money that was in a butt? Why would you want to know how?
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Decoy- YOu wouldn't believe all the stuff Batduck has made me do.
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Me- *Turns to Batduck* Why would he need to fins out. It's not like *Pause* Oh please tell me this hasn't happened before.
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BD- Okay, I won't tell you. *grin*Β
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Me- *turns to Decoy, and whispers* Why do you still work for him?
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Decoy *whispers* Not many jobs for pigs out there.
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Me- *Sarcastically* You could be a model for a bacon commercial.
*Decoy's jaw drops*
Me- *Evil laughter*
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Decoy - That's just cruel... *sobs*
BD- Gee, he lost a cousin to a butcher, and you joke about that? Shame on you.
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Me- Wait a damn minute. Decoy lost a cousin, an anthro pig, to a butcher?
BD and Decoy- Fine, you got us! There was no cousin or butcher.
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Decoy- But I still consider the 'normal pigs' to be cousins or relatives of sorts; that's why I don't like hearing about people eating pork. *cringes*
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*I roll my eyes*
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Decoy- Don't be so insensitive, can you?
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Me- That was out of exasperation.
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BD- Is that contagious?
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Me- No, but your stupid is.
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Me- *Sarcastically* OH I'm sorry! Did I say that out loud?
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BD- Gee, you need a license for that much sarcasm.
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*I pull out a sarcasm license*
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BD- Even I didn't see that one coming.
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Me- Thow shalt suck it!
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*I stuff a bunch of hay straws*
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BD- Good, you have lots of horse food. Now give me my money, okay?
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Me- You lost it fair and square.
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BD- No, I lost it because of a gambling dog.
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Me- Who played fair and square.
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BD- I kinda doubt it.
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Me- This isn't Vegas, there isn't any cheating.
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BD- Unless he's veyr good at hiding it.
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Me- *I show him that the dog has no cards* Told you.
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BD- He already ate them?
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Me- There were no cards.
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BD- Hey, of course there were cards? How do you think we played?
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