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Stark: "Hey, there, Clint. You alright? You look a little...strung out."
Clint: "S-Shut up and get me down from here, Tony!"
Stark: "Uh, no can do there, buddy."
Clint: "Huh?!"
Stark: "Well, ya see, I'm...kinda the reason you're hung up like this."
Clint: "What the fuck are you...?!"
Stark: "Now, now, Clint...you know how Cap feels about our use of language."
Clint: "I don't care, right now! What the hell are you talking about?!"
Stark: "Uh, yeah. I kinda...hooked your grapple arrow to your underpants in the split second before you fired your shot."
Clint: "YOU SONUVA...!!"
Stark: "Well, that oughtta teach you to stop crawling around in my vents."
Romanov: "Guys, I'm getting swarmed over here! Where the hell are you?!"
Stark: "Uh, Clint can't come to the phone right now. He's a little...hung up. I'll be there in a jiff."
Clint: "No! Wait a minute, Tony! You're not gonna leave me like this!"
Stark: "Sorry, buddy. Gotta fly."
>Stark flies off. Thor and Captain America emerge from a nearby building, see Clint in his predicament.<
Cap: >shakes his head< "You just HAD to go sneaking around the vents again, huh?"
Thor: "My good friend, that appears to be a very uncomfortable means of wearing one's undergarments."
Cap: "Reminds me of my freshman year in high school."
Clint: "Can you two shut the fuck up and get me down from here?!"
Cap: "Language, Clint!"

Clint Barton/Hawkeye and Tony Stark/Iron Man (And, even though they're out of view, Thor and Steve Rogers/Captain America) are property of Marvel Comics.

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Stark: "Hey, there, Clint. You alright? You look a little...strung out."
Clint: "S-Shut up and get me down from here, Tony!"
Stark: "Uh, no can do there, buddy."
Clint: "Huh?!"
Stark: "Well, ya see, I'm...kinda the reason you're hung up like this."
Clint: "What the fuck are you...?!"
Stark: "Now, now, Clint...you know how Cap feels about our use of language."
Clint: "I don't care, right now! What the hell are you talking about?!"
Stark: "Uh, yeah. I kinda...hooked your grapple arrow to your underpants in the split second before you fired your shot."
Clint: "YOU SONUVA...!!"
Stark: "Well, that oughtta teach you to stop crawling around in my vents."
Romanov: "Guys, I'm getting swarmed over here! Where the hell are you?!"
Stark: "Uh, Clint can't come to the phone right now. He's a little...hung up. I'll be there in a jiff."
Clint: "No! Wait a minute, Tony! You're not gonna leave me like this!"
Stark: "Sorry, buddy. Gotta fly."
>Stark flies off. Thor and Captain America emerge from a nearby building, see Clint in his predicament.<
Cap: >shakes his head< "You just HAD to go sneaking around the vents again, huh?"
Thor: "My good friend, that appears to be a very uncomfortable means of wearing one's undergarments."
Cap: "Reminds me of my freshman year in high school."
Clint: "Can you two shut the fuck up and get me down from here?!"
Cap: "Language, Clint!"

Clint Barton/Hawkeye and Tony Stark/Iron Man (And, even though they're out of view, Thor and Steve Rogers/Captain America) are property of Marvel Comics.