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I'm not sure what happened, but it was clearly not a good idea. It's a miracle anyone survived.Related content
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prettykickinghuh In reply to ??? [2012-09-18 00:57:40 +0000 UTC]
He should name her something ridiculous
like America Liberty Bell
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KGBigelow In reply to prettykickinghuh [2012-09-20 19:12:36 +0000 UTC]
And carries it around until the next mission, at which point he instantly looses interest and just drops it.
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prettykickinghuh In reply to KGBigelow [2012-09-21 03:32:01 +0000 UTC]
and moves onto another wacky mishap, like trying to uncover the obvious anti american agenda of synchronized swimmers.
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siathedragon In reply to KGBigelow [2013-07-06 22:29:36 +0000 UTC]
let the conspairies begin XD
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MsMojorisin [2012-09-17 22:56:59 +0000 UTC]
Cosmo sex tip #37: Lube up a sentry and shove it up your partners bum.
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GeishaKitsune [2012-09-17 09:54:03 +0000 UTC]
XD Crying. I. Am. Crying. I. Also. Have. Lost. Ability. To. Breath!
*sometime later*
There are a couple of ways to interp this, at least in my screwed up mind, but I think you described this the best way; It's a miracle anyone survived.
Now excuse me, I'm on the verge of hyperventilating. ^.^
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Perrydotto In reply to ??? [2012-09-17 03:01:17 +0000 UTC]
And that's why the level 3 sentry can shoot rockets.
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KGBigelow In reply to Malice-Ataxia [2012-09-17 09:53:36 +0000 UTC]
now if I can just keep it up
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Hieilover123 [2012-09-16 22:47:51 +0000 UTC]
Did he have a sentry stuck up his ass? How...did that even happen?
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KGBigelow In reply to Hieilover123 [2012-09-16 23:09:37 +0000 UTC]
yes he did. I'm not sure how it happened.
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Lt-Snuggs [2012-09-16 22:47:25 +0000 UTC]
I AM PUSHING YOU FUCKING NAZI SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Thats why I love me some Soldier
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BlindTank In reply to ??? [2012-09-16 21:34:13 +0000 UTC]
Saw this on Tumblr and was like...dafuq... oh well.. Grats solly.... wheres the rest of the babys body...
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KGBigelow In reply to BlindTank [2012-09-16 21:49:28 +0000 UTC]
I think it was lost in that initial explosion ... ??
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KGBigelow In reply to BlindTank [2012-09-16 22:35:31 +0000 UTC]
honestly, I didn't put much thought into the whats whys and hows
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BlindTank In reply to KGBigelow [2012-09-16 22:57:23 +0000 UTC]
si si! It still turned out fantastic as the usual man!
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KGBigelow In reply to LemonOrchid [2012-09-20 19:14:14 +0000 UTC]
It came out in peices. I'm afraid the prognosis is grim ...
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0ArmoredSoul0 [2012-09-16 20:37:36 +0000 UTC]
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD THIS IS HORRIBLE OH GOD AAAHAHHAHAHAHAAA-!
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KGBigelow In reply to TechnoEngel [2012-09-16 20:29:45 +0000 UTC]
If there even was one it probably involved a lot of panicked screaming and crying and no presents.
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WaspCarcass In reply to ??? [2012-09-16 19:45:55 +0000 UTC]
Your imagination never ceases to amaze and amuse me, and I'm a fairly deranged person myself so I'm not that easy to impress.
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