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Santa enslaves midgets to make billions of toys a year, and once a year gets to go for a joy ride in an FTL sled while throwing boxes at children. But the Easter bunny has to give birth to billions of still-born eggs and hide his children's corpses among the houses of humans. Who deserves more credit?

Description
Santa enslaves midgets to make billions of toys a year, and once a year gets to go for a joy ride in an FTL sled while throwing boxes at children. But the Easter bunny has to give birth to billions of still-born eggs and hide his children's corpses among the houses of humans. Who deserves more credit?