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Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk

In her years of police training, Savannah knew that sometimes a warning shot was required. However there were times the element of surprise was more important

Faced with a muscle bound drunken lunkhead who outweighed her by at least fifty pounds, surprise was Savannah's sole advantage. Without warning she rushed Bo. At the last moment before colliding with him she turned and thrusted upwards and outwards with her forearm and hip. Her forearm hit Bo squarely in the throat and her hip hit him somewhere in the pelvic region. One advantage of Savannah's short stature is she had a low center of gravity, and the result was two hundred pounds of Texas State Trooper flipped good ol' boy Bo Wheeler over the railing and into the lake.

“Savannah?” KC said from underneath Lexi.

“Yes?”

“That was fucking AWESOME!”

Savannah walked over to the railing. Bo struggled up from the shallow water.

“Blondie, I don't give a shit if you're a girl - .”

“Listen bozo. I'm going to stop you right there. I'm a Texan State Trooper. You even think about laying a hand on me, you will be charged with assault on a police officer. You will be going to jail for a long, long, time.”

She could see she had his attention. Maybe Bo Wheeler wasn't as stupid as he looked.

Savannah continued. “I am not going to let you ruin my friend's wedding. You are going to haul your dumb ass out of the water. You will not enter the building. I will call you a taxi, you will get in, and go home. If I see you anywhere near Lexi, I am going to arrest your sorry ass.”

“Fuck you bitch! Fuck you!” Bo kicked water upwards, trying in vain to splash Savannah.

“You do NOT want me to come in there after you.”

Savannah glared at him, her hands on her hips. Bo finally turned away. He shook his head and mumbled curses, but obediently shuffled towards the shore away from the party.

“Are you OK?”

Savannah pulled Lexi to her feet. Lexi's big brunette wig was slightly askew, but she looked otherwise unscathed. Savannah thought Lexi looked even sexier with a crooked wig, and debated whether to tell her.

“I guess I'm OK,” Lexi replied. “Asshole,” she spat, turning her head in Bo's direction. He was still wading through the lake.

“Does my wig look all right?” Lexi whispered to Savannah.

“It looks amazing,” Savannah replied. Savannah then grabbed Lexi, pulled her close, and kissed her.

Lexi pressed herself against Savannah, eagerly kissing her back. Savannah had to come up for breath, as she was still breathing heavily from the encounter with Bo.

“Savannah, aren't you worried someone will see us?” Lexi asked.

“I want everyone to see!” Savannah replied. “When I married Zach, I made the wrong choice. I am not going to let you slip away from me again. I want the whole world to know I love Lexi Ryder. If that makes me a lesbian, so be it.”

“Damn it!” KC cursed softly to Charlotte.

“You never had a shot kiddo. Those two were meant for each other.”

Lexi pulled Savannah back towards her, cupping her hands against the soft flesh of Savannah's ass cheeks and squeezing.

“This ba-donka donk is now the property of Lexi Ryder.”

That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk

Description
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk

In her years of police training, Savannah knew that sometimes a warning shot was required. However there were times the element of surprise was more important

Faced with a muscle bound drunken lunkhead who outweighed her by at least fifty pounds, surprise was Savannah's sole advantage. Without warning she rushed Bo. At the last moment before colliding with him she turned and thrusted upwards and outwards with her forearm and hip. Her forearm hit Bo squarely in the throat and her hip hit him somewhere in the pelvic region. One advantage of Savannah's short stature is she had a low center of gravity, and the result was two hundred pounds of Texas State Trooper flipped good ol' boy Bo Wheeler over the railing and into the lake.

“Savannah?” KC said from underneath Lexi.

“Yes?”

“That was fucking AWESOME!”

Savannah walked over to the railing. Bo struggled up from the shallow water.

“Blondie, I don't give a shit if you're a girl - .”

“Listen bozo. I'm going to stop you right there. I'm a Texan State Trooper. You even think about laying a hand on me, you will be charged with assault on a police officer. You will be going to jail for a long, long, time.”

She could see she had his attention. Maybe Bo Wheeler wasn't as stupid as he looked.

Savannah continued. “I am not going to let you ruin my friend's wedding. You are going to haul your dumb ass out of the water. You will not enter the building. I will call you a taxi, you will get in, and go home. If I see you anywhere near Lexi, I am going to arrest your sorry ass.”

“Fuck you bitch! Fuck you!” Bo kicked water upwards, trying in vain to splash Savannah.

“You do NOT want me to come in there after you.”

Savannah glared at him, her hands on her hips. Bo finally turned away. He shook his head and mumbled curses, but obediently shuffled towards the shore away from the party.

“Are you OK?”

Savannah pulled Lexi to her feet. Lexi's big brunette wig was slightly askew, but she looked otherwise unscathed. Savannah thought Lexi looked even sexier with a crooked wig, and debated whether to tell her.

“I guess I'm OK,” Lexi replied. “Asshole,” she spat, turning her head in Bo's direction. He was still wading through the lake.

“Does my wig look all right?” Lexi whispered to Savannah.

“It looks amazing,” Savannah replied. Savannah then grabbed Lexi, pulled her close, and kissed her.

Lexi pressed herself against Savannah, eagerly kissing her back. Savannah had to come up for breath, as she was still breathing heavily from the encounter with Bo.

“Savannah, aren't you worried someone will see us?” Lexi asked.

“I want everyone to see!” Savannah replied. “When I married Zach, I made the wrong choice. I am not going to let you slip away from me again. I want the whole world to know I love Lexi Ryder. If that makes me a lesbian, so be it.”

“Damn it!” KC cursed softly to Charlotte.

“You never had a shot kiddo. Those two were meant for each other.”

Lexi pulled Savannah back towards her, cupping her hands against the soft flesh of Savannah's ass cheeks and squeezing.

“This ba-donka donk is now the property of Lexi Ryder.”

That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk