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ShinobiOkami13 In reply to ??? [2015-10-21 13:29:49 +0000 UTC]

Dipper- " But what if it wasn't bill?"
Stanford- "0-0"
Dipper- "Great uncle ford?"
Stanford-"IT WAS YOU!!!"
Dipper- "Wait what?"

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The-Heraldic-Sword In reply to ShinobiOkami13 [2015-10-30 01:41:10 +0000 UTC]

Dipper- "why would it be me!? We bill-proofed the shack!"
Stanford- "It was..... t-the gnomes!"

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ShinobiOkami13 In reply to The-Heraldic-Sword [2015-10-30 04:56:16 +0000 UTC]

Dipper- " how could it have been the gnomes?"
Stanford- 0-0
Dipper- " um are you ok?"
Stanford- " your fired...."
Dipper- "but i don't even have a job, and your not my boss."
Stanford- "work with me"
Dipper- "what really?!"
Stanford- "yes"
Dipper- " ok ill work with you "
Stanford- " your fired...."
Dipper- " wow.... :l

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The-Heraldic-Sword In reply to ShinobiOkami13 [2015-10-31 03:11:25 +0000 UTC]

Bill- (In ford's mind) "smart move butt head"
Stanford- "...shut up"

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ShinobiOkami13 In reply to The-Heraldic-Sword [2015-10-31 17:13:34 +0000 UTC]

XD

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MikeysFanGirl [2015-10-19 04:15:31 +0000 UTC]

I'm guessing he had a case of the 'Mondays'

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TGSorez4Art In reply to ??? [2015-10-17 02:08:46 +0000 UTC]

clumsy ford.

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Nateyob In reply to ??? [2015-10-16 22:05:54 +0000 UTC]

Okay no, I am convinced that this guy is a psychic.

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ZOzoZelzo In reply to ??? [2015-10-16 16:40:06 +0000 UTC]

Dammit Ford, you have one job!

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TheDoctorsGirl99 [2015-10-15 05:08:47 +0000 UTC]

I feel so bad this was the first think I thought of when I saw it cracking in the resent wpisode

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WardenMamaBear [2015-10-14 22:45:14 +0000 UTC]

LOL
LOL
LOL

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sanddry86x [2015-10-14 00:19:18 +0000 UTC]

Funny how in the latest episode the container was actually cracking...

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Kinggigasmon In reply to ??? [2015-10-13 15:20:48 +0000 UTC]

Shardy, the dancing piece of glass strikes again!

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feliced1515 In reply to ??? [2015-10-13 08:32:51 +0000 UTC]

LMAOO i'm totally laughin' so hard 😂

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TheSaraGirl3002 In reply to ??? [2015-10-13 05:22:47 +0000 UTC]

Why did he put the rift on that chair on the first place?
 

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TheNarrator-ME [2015-10-13 03:38:02 +0000 UTC]

Funny, the latest episode showed the rift with a crack in it too..................................................FOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDWHYISEVERYTINGYOURFAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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nepjups [2015-10-12 23:04:16 +0000 UTC]

The crack awoke him more than the coffee did
Wow

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Baertyuo [2015-10-12 19:16:22 +0000 UTC]

RUN STANDFORD! RUN!

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Asriel0i [2015-10-12 09:04:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh Stanford. xD

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DecoyDouble [2015-10-12 01:36:35 +0000 UTC]

I could think of a thousand and one ways to end the world, but sitting down is not one of them.

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gammaking [2015-10-10 14:17:45 +0000 UTC]

It's the end of the world as we know it...

And I have glass shards in my butt!

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taystar92 In reply to ??? [2015-10-10 01:05:29 +0000 UTC]

Bill: Eh...I knew he would CRACK one of these days XD!!!!

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TheUnknownMistres In reply to taystar92 [2015-10-11 22:43:53 +0000 UTC]

Haha very punny

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taystar92 In reply to TheUnknownMistres [2015-10-11 22:50:53 +0000 UTC]

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Chaos-Illusions In reply to ??? [2015-10-08 23:09:45 +0000 UTC]

Ford, you done goofed real bad! xD

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EeveeKittenGirl [2015-10-08 21:02:06 +0000 UTC]

Oh, Ford always CRACKS me up!! XD HAHA...puns!:3

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StarryIceTea [2015-10-08 13:42:52 +0000 UTC]

xDDDD

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TheHeirofDarkness [2015-10-08 10:58:25 +0000 UTC]

LOL does not express how hard I laughed

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Krabyplankton [2015-10-08 04:12:17 +0000 UTC]

hehehe

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BobbiBrown12345 [2015-10-08 03:26:53 +0000 UTC]

WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG DIPPER. HE'S SOMEWHERE IN THE SHACK SO GET OUT NOW SO I CAN FIX THIS WHICH WAS TOTALLY NOT MY FAULT. OK? OK. BYE!

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darkrose1310 [2015-10-07 20:22:07 +0000 UTC]

I love Ford's mug.

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Morrigansfury [2015-10-07 17:51:56 +0000 UTC]

Bwawawawawawawahahahahahahahahahaha

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DemiseMAN [2015-10-07 07:27:31 +0000 UTC]

XDDD

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Sarasona1205 In reply to ??? [2015-10-06 03:19:47 +0000 UTC]

And in Bill's words

"Soon enough, you'll slip up!"

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LillyBri In reply to Sarasona1205 [2015-11-05 20:54:51 +0000 UTC]

he Slipped down into the chair instead. lol

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Sarasona1205 In reply to LillyBri [2015-11-05 23:27:23 +0000 UTC]

xD True.

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Spec1alkay [2015-10-06 00:50:16 +0000 UTC]

Not very likely he would do that, but it is still really funny! 

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vai-russ In reply to ??? [2015-10-06 00:34:01 +0000 UTC]

.... Of course.

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lonedragon155 [2015-10-05 23:46:14 +0000 UTC]

do you read your comments? Because these are amazing!

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misteroverlord In reply to ??? [2015-10-05 22:54:56 +0000 UTC]

"Why did I make the glass so thin?"

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JulietteOnline In reply to ??? [2015-10-05 17:39:14 +0000 UTC]

Ahahahahh Ford is hilarious!

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zfiledh In reply to ??? [2015-10-05 08:39:35 +0000 UTC]

And then Dipper spots the rift-stain on Stanford's butt...

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chereseaaurion8 [2015-10-05 04:03:22 +0000 UTC]

this is priceless

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PixelArtLiz [2015-10-04 21:48:19 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!! Really Stanford?  

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SeriousJupiter [2015-10-04 19:57:17 +0000 UTC]

Very unlikely...

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CripticShade In reply to ??? [2015-10-04 18:57:22 +0000 UTC]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!   

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MrNintMan [2015-10-04 17:52:01 +0000 UTC]

HAHA!!

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YulizieLove In reply to ??? [2015-10-04 16:48:50 +0000 UTC]

uh oh!

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Artsyferret [2015-10-04 16:39:40 +0000 UTC]

Everyone makes mistakes!
Sometimes some of them have larger consequences than others.
Like the end of the world as we know it.


SO HAHA MOM, BREAKING A BUNCH OF PLATES AFTER DROPPING THEM DOESN'T SOUND TOO BAD NOW, DOES IT?!?!
Alright, fine. I'll clean them up. 
 

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CandyRox145 In reply to ??? [2015-10-04 16:32:31 +0000 UTC]

bill always gets the blame :/
 

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